ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
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Cartman.<br />
They roll around in the hay.<br />
INT. CHEF’S HOUSE - <strong>DAY</strong><br />
CHEF<br />
And THAT’S who she was with last...<br />
Mr. Garrison.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
No! NOOOO!!!! NO GOD NO!!!!!!<br />
INT. STAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT<br />
ANGLE TV<br />
ANNOUNCER<br />
And now back to America’s Stupidest<br />
Home Videos.<br />
BOB SAGET<br />
Here’s a video sent to us, that shows<br />
a VERY disturbed little boy...<br />
ANGLE - VIDEO SCREEN<br />
A clip of what <strong>Kyle</strong> filmed of Cartman. No voice-over.<br />
Just Cartman’s insanity.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
(on the monitor)<br />
‘Why thank you Polly Prissypants, you<br />
<strong>are</strong> my best friend.’<br />
The audience begins to laugh.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
(on the monitor/as Polly)<br />
‘I think you <strong>are</strong> one of the coolest<br />
people in the world Eric, <strong>and</strong> you <strong>are</strong><br />
not fat at all!’<br />
CARTMAN<br />
Really? You don’t think so?<br />
CARTMAN<br />
(on the monitor/as Clyde<br />
frog)<br />
No you’re not fat.<br />
The audience goes apeshit. They <strong>are</strong> hysterical.<br />
ANGLE KIDS<br />
<strong>Stan</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Kyle</strong> <strong>are</strong> laughing. Just then, <strong>Stan</strong>’s mother <strong>and</strong><br />
father walk in.
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