ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
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am.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
(Polly voice)<br />
You <strong>are</strong> so strong <strong>and</strong> smart, Eric.<br />
Everybody likes you.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
Why thank you, Polly Prissypants, how<br />
nice of you.<br />
The boys stay hidden in the bushes.<br />
STAN<br />
Dude, this is pretty fucked up right<br />
here.<br />
KENNY<br />
(Laughing)<br />
Mph rm rmph rm rm!<br />
KYLE<br />
Come on! Let’s go make fun of him!!<br />
<strong>Stan</strong> grabs <strong>Kyle</strong>, stopping him.<br />
STAN<br />
No, dude... This looks really serious.<br />
I think we better get help.<br />
Really?<br />
KYLE<br />
Cartman pours tea <strong>for</strong> a large, stuffed P<strong>and</strong>a.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
(P<strong>and</strong>a voice)<br />
Wow, Eric, you <strong>are</strong> the coolest guy in<br />
the world. This is tremendous tea!<br />
CARTMAN<br />
Why thank you, Peter P<strong>and</strong>a, It’s a<br />
distinctive Earl Grey.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
(Polly voice)<br />
Eric is the best!<br />
CARTMAN<br />
(Frog voice)<br />
Hooray <strong>for</strong> Eric!<br />
CARTMAN<br />
(P<strong>and</strong>a voice)<br />
Eric Kicks ass!<br />
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