ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
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Garrison is drinking at the local bar with most of the<br />
townspeople of South Park.<br />
MR. GARRISON<br />
Well, I guess we should go, Mr. Hat...<br />
MR. HAT<br />
Oh, just one more Cosmopolitan Mr.<br />
Garrison.<br />
MR. GARRISON<br />
Mr. Hat you need to admit you have a<br />
drinking problem... Another Cosmo<br />
please!<br />
Just then, Cartman slams the door open. He’s st<strong>and</strong>ing in<br />
the doorway, eyes fixed on Garrison, looking pissed off.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
All this time... Why didn’t you tell<br />
me, father?<br />
MR. GARRISON<br />
What the hell <strong>are</strong> you talking about,<br />
Eric?<br />
CARTMAN<br />
It was YOU all along!!<br />
Garrison doesn’t answer... Perhaps he IS Eric’s father!<br />
CARTMAN<br />
YOU were with my mother the night of<br />
the drunken barn dance!<br />
JIMBO<br />
Garrison?! That’s impossible! He’s<br />
gay!<br />
MR. GARRISON<br />
I am NOT GAY!!<br />
CARTMAN<br />
Then you DID sleep with my mom?<br />
No!<br />
He’s gay!<br />
MR. GARRISON<br />
JIMBO<br />
Garrison thinks. He doesn’t know what to say.<br />
MR. GARRISON<br />
Okay, okay! I admit it!! I might have<br />
made love to your mother at the<br />
Drunken Barn Dance!!
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