Pick Ups - Alex Broun

153. Warren, the Reluctant Virgin (1)MUSIC: WARREN'S THEME - "DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SANJOSE ?". (THE DIONNE WARWICK VERSION)CORINNE SITS ALONE. WARREN ENTERS. HE SEES CORINNE. HECONSULTS A MAGAZINE THEN APPROACHES.WARREN:MONICA:Good evening.Hi.WARREN: Guess what ?CORINNE: What ?WARREN:I've just bought some new condoms.CORINNE: Condoms ?WARREN:CORINNE:WARREN:Yeah. The really swish ones, you know. Electronically tested,multi-coloured, ultra-thin - with specially raised ribs for heradded pleasure.(SHOWING HER PACKET ) They even glow inthe dark.Must have been expensive.They'll be worth it.CORINNE: Why are you telling me all this ?WARREN:CORINNE:Well, I was wondering if you'd like to come homewith me and try them out ?Right.WARREN GOES TO SPEAK. CORINNE HOLDS UP HER HAND.CORINNE:Don't give up.CORINNE EXITS. PAUSE.WARREN:It must be the tie.