Pick Ups - Alex Broun

28LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:PETER:No.Look, I'm waiting for someone. They'll be here any minute.Bet she's not like me.No, she isn't.Would you like to see it ? We can slip in to the toilet and you cancheck it out. Try before you buy, if you know what I mean.She's gorgeous.LYDIA: So am I.PAUSE.PETER:LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:I'm gay.Not tonight.I have AIDS.We'll use protection.PETER: Listen, I'm not interested okay ?LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:Yes you are.You're desperate.So are you.PETER: Leave me alone !LYDIA: Why ?PETER:I don't want to sleep with you. I don't want to kiss you. I don'teven want to touch you. You've probably got herpes.LYDIA: Haven't you ?PETER: What is wrong with you ?LYDIA:I want to have sex with you. I want to feel you inside me.