Pick Ups - Alex Broun

23WAYNE:NATALIE:WAYNE:NATALIE:I promised her.What she don't know won't hurt her.Wouldn't feel right.Oh yes it would.WAYNE: You don't give up do you ?NATALIE:I'm on a mission, and I won't stop till my mission is completed.PAUSE.WAYNE: Hold on. I know what you're on about. You want money don't you ?NATALIE:WAYNE:NATALIE:Not one cent.Yes you do. You're a ... pro, ain't you ? Bet you cost heaps.I don't want your money. I want you.WAYNE: You're not a pro ?NATALIE: Is that really so hard to understand ?WAYNE:NATALIE:WAYNE:NATALIE:WAYNE:NATALIE:Never really happened before.Come on. Not once.Maybe at school. Usually I have to do the asking.I'm saving you the trouble. It's called equality Wayne. Isee someone I like, I make an offer. What's wrong withthat ? Men have been doing it for years. Me and me mateover there, (INDICATING SONIA) we're out looking for somepick- ups. Just like a couple of blokes. Any problem with that ?Didn't think it would happen to me but.Why not ? You've got a nice firm body, from working onthe farm I'll bet. Beautiful blue eyes, nice smile and I betyou're - (SHE WHISPERS IN HIS EAR.)WAYNE: You ain't holding back are you ?