Pick Ups - Alex Broun

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4817. BEER.IAN:Beer. Beer. Beer. (PAUSE) Beer footy. Beer footy cricket.Beer footy cricket mates. Beer footy cricket matesDougo. Beer footy cricket mates Dougo Jacko. Beerfooty cricket mates Dougo Jacko Simmo. Beer footycricket mates Dougo Jacko Simmo Brett. Dickhead. Beerfooty cricket mates Dougo Jacko Simmo Brett dickhead.sheilas. Beer footy cricket mates Dougo Jacko SimmoBrett dickhead sheilas Suzy. Beer footy cricket matesDougo Jacko Simmo Brett dickhead sheilas Suzy tits.Beer footy cricket mates Dougo Jacko Simmo Brettdickhead sheilas Suzy tits nice. Beer footy cricketmates Dougo Jacko Simmo Brett dickhead sheilas Suzytits nice Wendy. Bitch. Beer footy cricket mates DougoJacko Simmo Brett dickhead sheilas Suzy tits Wendybitch beer. (PAUSE) Beer.
4918. JUST SAY NO.WENDY AND SUSIE, IN FRONT OF THEM TWO BRIGHT RED BEAKERS. INTHEIR HANDS TWO TEQUILA SLAMMERS.BOTH:Ready. Go.THEY BOTH SLAM THEIR GLASSES AND "SKULL" THEM.SUSIE:WENDY:Yum.(SUCKING A LEMON) Yuck.BRETT AND IAN ENTER.SUSIE: Hey look. Isn't that the guys from the play ?WENDY:SUSIE:WENDY:SUSIE:WENDY:Oh no. I thought we got away from them.They found us again.Now listen, this time when they come over - don'tencourage them. Just say no.They're not going to come over.Yes they will. Just like at the play. Look at the skinny one. He's onheat and he's got his eyes on you. He's almost drooling. Just say no.SUSIE: Why ?WENDY:SUSIE:WENDY:SUSIE:WENDY:Just say it. Doesn't matter what he asks for. A drink, adance, a snog in the carpark - just tell him no. I'm notgoing to let them ruin our whole night.They might be nice.They're never nice. No one who comes here is nice. Everyguy you've ever met here has been a loser.He's looks alright.He isn't. He's probably one of them.SUSIE: Who ?
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Page 19 and 20: 19NICK: Well ?SIMONE: What about he
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Page 28 and 29: 28LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:PET
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Page 35 and 36: 35KORRY:Women like men who can appr
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Page 39 and 40: 39BARRY: Yes. (PAUSE) What's your o
Page 42 and 43: 42FIONA:IAN:Both. Hey, this is fun.
Page 44 and 45: 4414. MR SKAGCORINNE STANDS AT THE
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Page 50 and 51: 50WENDY:SUSIE:WENDY:SUSIE:WENDY:You
Page 52 and 53: 52PAUSE.SUSIE:BRETT:WENDY:No.Come o
Page 54 and 55: 54IAN:SUSIE:IAN:SUSIE:BRETT:Play it
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Page 60 and 61: 60NICK:Watch what he does.THEY WATC
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Page 64 and 65: 64THE STAGE MANAGER ENTERS.STAGE MA
Page 66 and 67: 66CHEERS. THE SOUND OF WEDDING BELL
Page 68 and 69: 68A. LOVE IS THE DRUGMANDY IS WAITI
Page 70 and 71: 70MANDY: You want to talk to a woma
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Page 75 and 76: 75GINA:MARK:You sound like the perf
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Page 79 and 80: 79E. IS THIS A DEPOSIT OR A WITHDRA
Page 81 and 82: 81G. BYRONGREG AND HELEN.HELEN:GREG
Page 83 and 84: 83DOMINIQUE:Delicious.MARTIN: Delig
Page 85 and 86: 85GREG:HELEN:GREG:Could be fun.You'
Page 87 and 88: 87JANELLE: Thank you. (PAUSE) You w
Page 89 and 90: 89WENDY:IAN:WENDY:What does it look
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