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Taxonomy without Autonomy<br />

by Jory Mickelson<br />

“Taxonomy without Autonomy” copyright © 2012 by Jory Mickelson.<br />

Now, during the digital era, science tells us<br />

Pluto isn’t a planet. It’s either an asteroid, a planetoid<br />

or comet. No longer the ninth, no longer the dark<br />

pearl at the end of the strand of planets, Pluto wobbles<br />

in its elliptical orbit, wavers out of alignment as we lose<br />

faith in it. Science reveals, tells the News,<br />

that triceratops never even existed. Don’t be juvenile.<br />

The tri-horned reptile was an adolescent torosaurus.<br />

All things must measure up, skulls and insect wings and stones.<br />

Pluto the asteroid, intent on making its point, is aiming for us.<br />

An off-the-record expert states it’s headed straight for the Mall<br />

of America’s food court. Through the skylight, the decorative<br />

rubber plants sway in the glazed summer light. While we graze<br />

on a Cinnabon, we look up just in time to see<br />

the stony face, the furious eyes.<br />

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