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Mouser had thought that since he now seemed to be Gwaay's sole remaining<br />

sorcerer as well as champion, he should be prepared to appear dressed as the<br />

former and to boast at least one acolyte.<br />

In answer to the shrug, Ivivis merely wrinkled her nostrils, pinched them<br />

with two dainty fingertips, and shrugged back. True, the Mouser thought, the<br />

stench was growing stronger despite all his attempts to mask it. He stepped to the<br />

table and poured himself a half cup of the thick blood-red wine, which he'd begun<br />

unwillingly to relish a little, although he'd learned it was indeed fermented from<br />

scarlet toadstools. He took a small swallow and summed up:<br />

"Here's a pretty witch's kettle of problems. Gwaay's sorcerers blasted -- all<br />

right, yes, <strong>by</strong> me, I admit it. His henchmen and soldiery fled -- to the lowest<br />

loathy dank dim tunnels, I think, or else gone over to Hasjarl. His girls vanished<br />

save for you. Even his doctors fearful to come nigh him -- the one I dragged here<br />

fainting dead away. His slaves useless with dread -- only the tread-beasts at the<br />

fans keep their heads, and they because they haven't any! No answer to our<br />

message to Flindach suggesting that we league against Hasjarl. No page to send<br />

another message <strong>by</strong> -- and not even a single picket to warn us if Hasjarl assaults."<br />

"You could go over to Hasjarl yourself," Ivivis pointed out.<br />

The Mouser considered that. "No," he decided, "there's something too<br />

fascinating about a forlorn hope like this. I've always wanted to command one.<br />

And it's only fun to betray the wealthy and victorious. Yet what strategy can I<br />

employ without even a skeleton army?"<br />

Ivivis frowned. "Gwaay used to say that just as sword-war is but another<br />

means of carrying out diplomacy, so sorcery is but another means of carrying out<br />

sword-war. Spell-war. So you could try your Great Spell again," she concluded<br />

without vast conviction.<br />

"Not I!" the Mouser repudiated. "It never touched Hasjarl's twenty-four or it<br />

would have stopped their disease spells against Gwaay. Either they are of First<br />

Rank or else I'm doing the spell backwards -- in which case the tunnels would<br />

probably collapse on me if I tried it again."<br />

"Then use a different spell," Ivivis suggested brightly. "Raise an army of<br />

veritable skeletons. Drive Hasjarl mad, or put a hex on him so he stubs his toe at<br />

every step. Or turn his soldiers' swords to cheese. Or vanish their bones. Or<br />

transmew all his maids to cats and set their tails afire. Or -- "<br />

"I'm sorry, Ivivis," the Mouser interposed hurriedly to her mounting<br />

enthusiasm. "I would not confess this to another, but ... that was my only spell.<br />

We must depend on wit and weapons alone. Again I ask you, Ivivis, what strategy<br />

does a general employ when his left is o'erwhelmed, his right takes flight, and his<br />

center is ten times decimated?"<br />

A slight sweet sound like a silver bell chinked once, or a silver string plucked<br />

high in the harp, interrupted him. Although so faint, it seemed for a moment to<br />

fill the chamber with auditory light. The Mouser and Ivivis gazed around<br />

wonderingly and then at the same moment looked up at the silver mask of Gwaay<br />

in the niche above the arch before which Gwaay's mortal remains festered silkenwrapped.<br />

The shimmering metal lips of the statua smiled and parted -- so far as one<br />

might tell in the gloom -- and faintly there came Gwaay's brightest voice, saying:<br />

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