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of the chimney, its thick rock shutter sliding aside, not a span away from the<br />

Mouser's inward shoulder.<br />

A red glow sprang from the window and somewhat illuminated four faces<br />

with piggy black eyes and with low hairless domes above.<br />

The Mouser considered them. They were all four of extreme ugliness, he<br />

decided dispassionately. Only their wide white teeth, showing between their<br />

grinning lips which almost joined ear to swinish ear, had any claim to beauty.<br />

Hrissa sprang at once through the red window and disappeared. The two<br />

faces between which she jumped did not flicker a black button-eye.<br />

Then eight short brawny arms came out and easily pried the Mouser out and<br />

lifted him inside. He screamed faintly from a sudden increase in the agony of his<br />

cramps. He was aware of thick dwarfish bodies clad in hairy black jerkins and<br />

breeks -- and one in a black hairy skirt -- but all with thick-nailed splay-feet bare.<br />

Then he fainted.<br />

When he came to, it was because he was being punishingly massaged on a<br />

hard table, his body naked and slick with warm oil. He was in a low, ill-lit<br />

chamber and still closely surrounded <strong>by</strong> the four dwarves, as he could tell from<br />

the eight horny hands squeezing and thumping his muscles before he ever<br />

opened his eyes.<br />

The dwarf kneading his right shoulder and banging the top of his spine<br />

crinkled his warty eyelids and bared his beautiful white teeth bigger than a giant's<br />

in what might be intended for a friendly grin. Then he said in an atrocious Mingol<br />

patois, "I am Bonecracker. This is my wife Gibberfat. Cosseting your body on the<br />

larboard side are my brothers Legcruncher and Breakskull. Now drink this wine<br />

and follow me."<br />

The wine stung, yet dispelled the Mouser's dizziness, and it was certainly a<br />

blessing to be free of the murderous massage -- and also apparently of the cramplumps<br />

in his muscles.<br />

Bonecracker and Gibberfat helped him off the slab while Legcruncher and<br />

Breakskull rubbed him quickly down with rough towels. The warm low-ceilinged<br />

room rocked dizzily for a moment; then he felt wondrous fine.<br />

Bonecracker waddled off into the dimness beyond the smoky torches. With<br />

never a question the Mouser followed the dwarf. Or were these Fafhrd's ice<br />

gnomes? he wondered.<br />

Bonecracker pulled aside heavy drapes in the dark. Amber light fanned out.<br />

The Mouser stepped from rock-roughness onto down-softness. The drapes<br />

swished to behind him.<br />

He was alone in a chamber mellowly lit <strong>by</strong> hanging globes like great topazes -yet<br />

he guessed they would bounce aside like puffballs if touched. There was a<br />

large wide couch and beyond it a low table against the arras-hung wall with an<br />

ivory stool set before it. Above the table was a great silver mirror, while on it were<br />

fantastic small bottles and many tiny ivory jars.<br />

No, the room was not altogether empty. Hrissa, sleekly groomed, lay curled in<br />

a far corner. She was not watching the Mouser, however, but a point above the<br />

stool.<br />

The Mouser felt a shiver creeping on him, yet not altogether one of fear.<br />

A dab of palest green leaped from one of the jars to the point Hrissa was<br />

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