<strong>The</strong> <strong>Schoolmaster</strong> & <strong>other</strong> <strong>stories</strong>ciple;—the public does not exist for us, but we for thepublic, <strong>and</strong> to-day I received the highest reward! Mysubordinates presented me with an album … see! I wastouched.”Festive faces bent over the album <strong>and</strong> began examiningit.“It’s a pretty album,” said Zhmyhov’s daughter Olya,“it must have cost fifty roubles, I do believe. Oh, it’scharming! You must give me the album, papa, do youhear? I’ll take care of it, it’s so pretty.”After dinner Olya carried off the album to her room<strong>and</strong> shut it up in her table drawer. Next day she tookthe clerks out of it, flung them on the floor, <strong>and</strong> put herschool friends in their place. <strong>The</strong> government uniformsmade way for white pelerines. Kolya, his Excellency’slittle son, picked up the clerks <strong>and</strong> painted their clothesred. Those who had no moustaches he presented withgreen moustaches <strong>and</strong> added brown beards to the beardless.When there was nothing left to paint he cut thelittle men out of the card-board, pricked their eyes witha pin, <strong>and</strong> began playing soldiers with them. After cuttingout the titular councillor Kraterov, he fixed him ona match-box <strong>and</strong> carried him in that state to his father’sstudy.“Papa, a monument, look!”Zhmyhov burst out laughing, lurched forward, <strong>and</strong>,looking tenderly at the child, gave him a warm kiss onthe cheek.“<strong>The</strong>re, you rogue, go <strong>and</strong> show mamma; let mammalook too.”134
Anton TchekhovOH! THE PUBLIC“HERE GOES, I’ve done with drinking! Nothing… n-othingshall tempt me to it. It’s time to take myself inh<strong>and</strong>; I must buck up <strong>and</strong> work… You’re glad to getyour salary, so you must do your work honestly, heartily,conscientiously, regardless of sleep <strong>and</strong> comfort.Chuck taking it easy. You’ve got into the way of takinga salary for nothing, my boy—that’s not the right thing… not the right thing at all….”After administering to himself several such lecturesPodtyagin, the head ticket collector, begins to feel anirresistible impulse to get to work. It is past one o’clockat night, but in spite of that he wakes the ticket collectors<strong>and</strong> with them goes up <strong>and</strong> down the railway carriages,inspecting the tickets.“T-t-t-ickets … P-p-p-please!” he keeps shouting,briskly snapping the clippers.Sleepy figures, shrouded in the twilight of the railwaycarriages, start, shake their heads, <strong>and</strong> produce theirtickets.“T-t-t-tickets, please!” Podtyagin addresses a secondclasspassenger, a lean, scraggy-looking man, wrappedup in a fur coat <strong>and</strong> a rug <strong>and</strong> surrounded with pillows.“Tickets, please!”<strong>The</strong> scraggy-looking man makes no reply. He is buriedin sleep. <strong>The</strong> head ticket-collector touches him onthe shoulder <strong>and</strong> repeats impatiently: “T-t-tickets, p-pplease!”<strong>The</strong> passenger starts, opens his eyes, <strong>and</strong> gazes in alarmat Podtyagin.“What? … Who? … Eh?”“You’re asked in plain language: t-t-tickets, p-p-please!If you please!”“My God!” moans the scraggy-looking man, pulling awoebegone face. “Good Heavens! I’m suffering fromrheumatism…. I haven’t slept for three nights! I’ve justtaken morphia on purpose to get to sleep, <strong>and</strong> you …with your tickets! It’s merciless, it’s inhuman! If you135
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