Rockos Quest manual.pdf - Strategy First

Rocko on the loose
If there is one thing on Rocko's mind (and there is little room for more than
one thought anyway) it is to do unto others before they get a chance to do it
to you. However far away they have taken her, he is going to get his (almost)
girlfriend back. He's betting his enemies’ lives on it. After all, she is one cute
babe and you don't see many of those around here, believe me. Then - given
half a chance - he'll boast about his deeds of daring and see if she wants to
oil up his muscles. I think she digs the hair as well, you know. Unlike most of
us, Rocko is blessed with never having had a bad hair day in his life.
Rocko is not the sort of lad to be put off by a bit of murky, swampy desolation,
not to mention mournful graveyards, mountainous mountains, castley castles
and cavernous caves. No, cheerful to the end (preferably someone else's),
he'll battle his way through thick and thicker to avenge and recover his
sweetheart. I mean, she did have a fabulous... smile.
Enemies abound, of course, and as is always the case, they are evil. Evil,
Evil, Evil. Which makes it all the more fun finishing them off in a variety of
amusing and painful ways. If you go around tooled up with bows and arrows,
or dirty great maces with unhygienic spikes in them, then you have to be
expecting trouble. And trouble is what you will get from our lad Rocko.
Fat Ogres, thin Ogres, tall, short and smelly Ogres, with and without armor
or weapons; he's not fussy. All they will get from Rocko is the same reaction:
"Bring it on, big boy! Do you feel lucky?"
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