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World Image issue 11 October 2014

The Journal of the Peoples Photographic Society. Published on the 25th of each month, the latest edition is at: www.photosociety.net

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Cycling in Cuba<br />

Tina Andreasson<br />

Tina is also an artist and her Artworks can be found on her website at<br />

www.gallerytina.com<br />

As the leaves slowly start falling off the trees<br />

and the wind has gained the chill of autumn, I<br />

am yet again filled with a wanderlust stronger<br />

than R Kelly's belief that he can fly.<br />

From the album "Monochrome Misery"<br />

Knowing myself, I decided to book in a trip to<br />

look forward to a long time ago already, and so<br />

made plans to fly over to Cuba to explore the<br />

island by cycling.<br />

With the 2.5 months ahead I was planning to<br />

get really fit for this challenge, but ended up<br />

really ill with pleurisy, a busted rib through<br />

coughing, and THEN I got a cold... So for<br />

TWO whole MONTHS I was unable to<br />

voluntarily break a sweat by any sort of<br />

physical activity other than by trying to cough<br />

out a lung, possibly followed by a liver, a<br />

kidney or two, perhaps even a gluteus maximus<br />

finally topped off with a calf muscle. Let's just<br />

hope it's not too hilly...<br />

Besides cycling, I intend to take some amazing<br />

photos, drink some mojitos, puff on the odd<br />

cigar, and swing my hips to some hot salsa<br />

rhythms!<br />

I'm leaving on my own but am sure I'll meet<br />

lots of cool people along the way, and if I don't<br />

it doesn't matter as long as I don't meet jerks...<br />

So with a suitcase containing (amongst other<br />

things) a helmet, cycling gloves, pretty dresses<br />

and padded-ass-pants, I am ready for Cuba!<br />

Having spent endless hours on flights I've<br />

learned a thing or two that I'd like to share...<br />

1 - If you need to bend over to pick something<br />

up for any reason, try to keep in mind where<br />

your butt ends up. For example, if you're a tall<br />

person bending over in the aisle in front of a<br />

short person, what may be used as a possibly<br />

good neck rest will be shoved too close for<br />

comfort on the wrong side of the head of the<br />

short person, leaving him or her cross-eyed...<br />

If you're looking for a rolling little sod of a<br />

battery (taking for ever), shorties eyes just may<br />

get stuck.<br />

2 - Please be careful using the touch screen,<br />

especially for games requiring repetitive<br />

pressing, especially if you're a giant muscled<br />

man who frequently ends up crushing every<br />

kitten you simply mean to hug, then end up<br />

sucking all its fur off as you catch your breath<br />

in shock, as the realisation of your unintentional<br />

deed hits you...<br />

3 - When you get up to go somewhere, please<br />

be careful if you use the seat in front of you to<br />

pull yourself up. If too much force is used you<br />

may end up catapulting that passenger all the<br />

way to your destination with an arrival time far<br />

better than your own!<br />

I was pretty lucky on this flight, none of the<br />

above, and my surrounding passengers were a<br />

big group of deaf people. I've never sleapt so<br />

well on a plane before despite them all<br />

"chattering" away...<br />

I've just finished breakfast at the roof-top of the<br />

hotel as the sun started rising over Havana.<br />

Now I'm ready to go out and play!<br />

As the first rays of light started colouring in the<br />

bright and cheerful buildings of Havana, and<br />

the city's colorful and friendly inhabitants<br />

started getting about their usual business, I set<br />

off to lose myself in the many streets and alleys<br />

with my camera.<br />

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