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21<br />
Television<br />
The most recent of<br />
moments happened<br />
after a heavy night<br />
at the NTA’s where<br />
Holly Willoboughy<br />
and Philip Schofield<br />
turned up to work,<br />
7<br />
still in the clothes they were wearing and<br />
hammered. Credit to them, at least they<br />
made it into work.<br />
ITV 1<br />
Good<br />
Morning<br />
BBC<br />
News<br />
Weather<br />
middle finger trying to be<br />
passed off as a chin scratch.<br />
We all know the weather isn’t<br />
100% accurate, that’s just a fact<br />
of life, but saying that to weather<br />
man will probably garner a reaction,<br />
a reaction that BBC weather<br />
man Tomasz Schafernaker was<br />
caught making on live tv, a cheeky<br />
4<br />
Jeremy Kyle being<br />
attacked with an<br />
envelope by someone<br />
in trackies after<br />
failing a lie detector<br />
test is such a British<br />
assault. But what a<br />
beautiful shot it was,<br />
ITV The Jeremy<br />
Kyle Show<br />
6<br />
it had the power,<br />
precision and made public the amount<br />
of hair gel Mr. Kyle uses.<br />
Donald Trump Flikr.com<br />
This one isn’t really reality tv<br />
or a news gaffe but damn it<br />
seems like a reality tv show<br />
with just how ridiculous the<br />
statement actually is. First off<br />
there is more or less a wall,<br />
well fence, but a barrier none<br />
the less. Secondly this man<br />
actually gets support with saying something like this. And<br />
thirdly what is that hair, I mean mine isn’t exactly brilliant<br />
but hell he looks like a squirrel staring through a window on<br />
a frosty day with a cloud of vanilla angel delight on his head.<br />
You know what I mean?<br />
5<br />
Gillian McKeith fainted.<br />
Like all the time. Not just a<br />
bit. But a lot. Pretty much<br />
every time when she was<br />
told to do a Bush Tucker<br />
trial.<br />
3<br />
who<br />
ITV, The X-Factor<br />
ITV I’m a Celebrity Get me Out<br />
of Here!<br />
“I just want some bottled water”<br />
“Who is she? Where did she come<br />
from, just who is he?” Phrases which<br />
have become so famous they have<br />
been ingrained in the consciousness<br />
of everybody who watched that year’s<br />
big brother with Niki Graham. Phrases<br />
which sum up a generation of people<br />
Channel 5 Big Brother<br />
breakdown at the worst things in life. This is one<br />
of the finest examples of a breakdown in television<br />
history.<br />
2<br />
It’s really not that<br />
exciting to be honest.<br />
During two brothers<br />
opera singing, one of<br />
the violinists Natalie<br />
Holt who, in true<br />
Xfactor fashion was<br />
miming her playing<br />
of the instrument<br />
along with the rest of<br />
the strings, started pelting eggs at Cowell for few seconds before she was<br />
taken off stage. Like I said, not that exciting but I just really don’t like<br />
Cowell and the reason she did it was to protest about Cowell’s monopoly<br />
on the industry.<br />
So just for that she gets<br />
number 1 because she<br />
deserves all the publicity<br />
and more.<br />
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