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<strong>Escapy</strong><br />

Escape <strong>In</strong>to A World Of Travel And Adventure<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong><br />

Historical City<br />

Morten Village<br />

A Malay Village With A<br />

British Name<br />

The Shore<br />

Sky Tower, 3D <strong>In</strong>teractive<br />

Park, Oceanarium, And Toy<br />

Museum.<br />

River Cruise<br />

The Sights & Sounds Of<br />

The <strong>Malacca</strong> River<br />

Rooms<br />

The Settlement Hotel<br />

Foodies<br />

Kari Kambing Power<br />

z<br />

Flavors Restaurant<br />

Swiss Garden Hotel Kuala<br />

Lumpur<br />

Citarasa<br />

Homestay<br />

Carnival<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong><br />

<strong>2016</strong><br />

Lots More <strong>In</strong>side<br />

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Dear friends,<br />

Welcome to another issue of <strong>Escapy</strong>, your free travel digital<br />

magazine and “Pockezine”; your magazine that is designed<br />

to be read on mobile devices.<br />

It is now December <strong>2016</strong> and with the blink of an eye a year has gone by. A<br />

good life is one lived with many good and enjoyable moments. I hope you had<br />

lots of enjoyable moments this year. I certainly had, and my goal for next year<br />

is to enjoy even more good moments of which to me means to travel more and<br />

see more of our blue marble.<br />

<strong>In</strong> this issue we look at some of the things <strong>Malacca</strong> has to offer focusing more<br />

on the latest attractions and lesser on the historical sites. The latest attractions<br />

offer up more fun activities some of which do go about the historical sites and<br />

showcases how much <strong>Malacca</strong> has changed over the years. The <strong>Malacca</strong> River<br />

cruise for example offers views of <strong>Malacca</strong> new and old. We certainly will<br />

write more on the historical sites in later issues.<br />

Well my friends, I wish you Merry Christmas to all celebrating Christmas and<br />

a very happy new year to all. Be blessed with plenty of vacations and have safe<br />

travels. Should you have any feedback do email us at info@theasianpublisher.<br />

com.<br />

Thank you for reading <strong>Escapy</strong> and have many, many wonderful adventures.<br />

Cheers,<br />

Phil Foo<br />

Editor <strong>In</strong> Chief


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Contents Click To Go Directly To Article<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong> River<br />

Cruise<br />

The Shore Sky<br />

Tower, <strong>Malacca</strong><br />

The Shore<br />

Oceanarium<br />

Page: 8<br />

The Shore 3D<br />

<strong>In</strong>teractive Park<br />

Page: 30<br />

The Shore Toy<br />

Museum<br />

Page: 40<br />

Morten Village<br />

Page: 52<br />

The Settlement<br />

Hotel, <strong>Malacca</strong><br />

Page: 86<br />

Flavors Restaurant<br />

Swiss Garden<br />

Kuala Lumpur<br />

Page: 124<br />

Xiaomi Yi 4K Action<br />

Camera<br />

Page: 62<br />

Suan Nyonya<br />

Restaurant<br />

Page: 110<br />

Citarasa Homestay<br />

<strong>2016</strong> <strong>Malacca</strong><br />

Carnival<br />

Page: 134<br />

Leatherman JUICE<br />

S2<br />

Page: 72<br />

Kari Kambing<br />

Power (Power<br />

Mutton Curry)<br />

Page: 118<br />

Campingaz Twister<br />

Plus PZ<br />

Page: 144<br />

Solar Lanterns<br />

Page: 146<br />

Page: 148<br />

Page: 150<br />

To return to this page from the articles, click on this tab<br />

Contents Pagelocated at end page of all articles.


Travel Guide<br />

Philemon Foo<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong><br />

River<br />

Cruise<br />

And Things To<br />

Do Along The<br />

River<br />

Fact:<br />

The city of<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong> is<br />

recognized by<br />

UNESCO World<br />

Heritage as a<br />

historical city.


The Melaka River flows through the historical city of<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong> (Melaka), a city recognized by UNESCO World<br />

Heritage as a historical city. It is from here that the birth<br />

of <strong>Malacca</strong> took place. <strong>Malacca</strong> was founded by a Sumatran<br />

Prince called Parameswara at this very river,<br />

when one of his dogs got pushed into the river by a<br />

mouse-deer in self defence.<br />

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Impressed by that incident Parameswara named the<br />

place <strong>Malacca</strong> taking the name from the tree he was<br />

resting under when the incident unfolded. He took it<br />

as a sign of good omen after seeing a weak mouse<br />

deer over powering the strong, in this case, his dog.


Parameswara built <strong>Malacca</strong> into a trading port and It<br />

became a major trade route in the 15th century, being<br />

a trading post for merchants from Java, China,<br />

<strong>In</strong>dia, and Arab. Wars also took place on this very<br />

river. It certainly is a river that holds a lot of history.<br />

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Lovely Views<br />

Apart from its rich history the Melaka River certainly<br />

has lovely views to offer. Going on the Melaka River<br />

Cruise, we cruised past buildings new and old; with<br />

most of the old buildings refurbished and given a new<br />

lease of life. Buildings painted with beautiful murals<br />

depicting the traditions and cultures of the people of<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong> line parts of the river bank.<br />

> A mural depicting warriors in days of old.


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This however, was not what<br />

Melaka River used to look<br />

like. The river used to be littered<br />

with rubbish. The buildings<br />

were an eyesore to many<br />

who bothered to look. But the<br />

state government decided to<br />

turn the river into an attraction<br />

and within a few years<br />

took this dying river and its<br />

surroundings, and turned<br />

them into the beauty it is today.<br />

> A mangrove crab on a branch<br />

at the <strong>Malacca</strong> River.


Life Has Returned<br />

Walking along the banks I spotted wildlife, a good<br />

sign that this once dying river has recovered and is<br />

now healthier. Fishes played around the surface of<br />

the water near the banks of the river, with some chasing<br />

after prey. There is a mangrove area where mangroves<br />

crabs gather to sunbath (I think). It is nice to<br />

see nature flourishing here.<br />

> Mangrove crabs lining up on log.


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Historical Places<br />

There are lots of historical sites around such as the<br />

Ruin’s Of St Lawrence’s Chapel which was built<br />

in the 1700s by the Portuguese. Here to stands a<br />

bridge called Kampung Java (Jave Village) Bridge<br />

that has been nicknamed Ghost Bridge. During<br />

World War 2 a lot of locals mainly Chinese businessmen<br />

were beheaded and hung there by the<br />

Japanese Military Police, the Kempeitei.<br />

> The “Ghost Bridge” up ahead.


Cafes And Restaurants<br />

Along the banks of the Melaka River are cafes and<br />

restaurants that offer guests a relaxing place to chill<br />

out and have a meal right by the river. These old<br />

buildings retained their historical look and charm adding<br />

more value to the experience of dining there. Of<br />

course there are cafes that occupy new buildings as<br />

well (some building were beyond repair) giving the<br />

place an “old meets new” look.<br />

> A relaxing place to relax, and have a drink by the river.


Hard Rock Cafe by the <strong>Malacca</strong> River.<br />

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Activities By The River<br />

The Melaka River Cruise is a must see. Since the<br />

Melaka river flows through the city of <strong>Malacca</strong>, the<br />

cruise offers views of the city one will not get to see<br />

by car. Imagine Venice, many of the places are only<br />

accessible by boat. As one cruises the river one also<br />

learns about the many places that the cruise passes<br />

as information of these places are shared via a<br />

speaker.<br />

> One of the ferries that cruise the <strong>Malacca</strong> River.


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Ticket Prices<br />

Weekdays (Mon - Thur):<br />

RM15.90 (Adults above age 12)<br />

RM7.50 (Children ages 2 -12)<br />

Weekends (Fri - Sun) and holidays:<br />

RM21.20 (Adults) | RM7.50 (Child)<br />

Senior citizens, disabled persons (adults): RM7.50<br />

Disabled persons (Child): RM5.30<br />

Free entrance for children below 2.<br />

MYKAD Holders<br />

Weekdays (Mon - Thur):<br />

RM10.60 (Adults above age 12)<br />

RM5.30 (Children ages 2 - 12)<br />

Weekends (Fri - Sun) and holidays:<br />

RM15.90 (Adults) | RM5.30 (Child)<br />

Email: booking@melakarivercruise.my<br />

Tel: +606-286 1533


A hotel by the <strong>Malacca</strong> River at sunset.


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Pirate Park<br />

Certainly not everyone’s cup<br />

of tea, the Melaka River Pirate<br />

Park is a mini theme park<br />

that sits by the Melaka River.<br />

This pirate themed theme<br />

park has a ferris wheel, a<br />

swinging ship (called the Pirate<br />

Ship), a walk through<br />

haunted house, a rodeo bull<br />

ride called the mad bull, bungee<br />

trampoline, etc.<br />

> A ferries wheel at the Pirate<br />

Park shot during our sunset<br />

cruise.


Ticket Prices<br />

This theme park uses a “pay per ride” system and<br />

below are their prices:<br />

Rodeo Bull: RM5.30<br />

Ferris Wheel: RM5.30<br />

Bungee Trampoline: RM5.30<br />

Pirate Ship: RM5.30<br />

Rock Climbing: RM5.30<br />

Haunted House: RM10.60


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Morten Village<br />

(Kampung Morten)<br />

Morten Village is a living museum on the banks of<br />

the Melaka River. Here are traditional Malay houses<br />

built of wood, many built during the days of its<br />

founding and are still standing. <strong>In</strong> fact generations<br />

of families still live here in these traditional houses.<br />

One house not to be missed is Villa Sentosa the<br />

home of founder of Morten Village. Do read the article<br />

on Morten Village for further info.


The Shore Shopping Gallery<br />

While shopping may not be the main thing to do on a<br />

holiday here, The Shore Shopping Gallery has more<br />

than shopping to offer. There are fun things to do inside<br />

such as a 3D <strong>In</strong>teractive Park that is loads of<br />

fun, an educational oceanarium, a toy museum, and<br />

a viewing platform right at the roof of this building.<br />

*Read about them in this issue.


Kissing a giraffe? Maybe not...<br />

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The Ruins Of St Lawrence’s Chapel by the <strong>Malacca</strong> River.<br />

Do checkout<br />

our friend’s<br />

(Antoine &<br />

Violette) travel<br />

video logs.<br />


There are lots more to see<br />

and do by the Melaka River.<br />

Photogs will certainly<br />

have a busy time shooting,<br />

lovers could hold<br />

hands and walk along the<br />

banks or stop by for a cup<br />

of tea at one of the cafes,<br />

and if nothing else; just sit<br />

back and relax along this<br />

history rich river.<br />

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Reminds one of Venice.


How cool is this...<br />

Organisers:<br />

Contents Page<br />

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Travel Guide<br />

Philemon Foo<br />

The Shore<br />

Sky Tower<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong><br />

Views From Up<br />

Above<br />

Fact:<br />

As of now, Dec<br />

<strong>2016</strong>, The Shore<br />

Sky Tower is the<br />

highest viewing<br />

deck in <strong>Malacca</strong>.


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<strong>Malacca</strong> is a historical city with buildings built<br />

by the locals, Portuguese, and Dutch dating back<br />

many many years but it has since been lined with<br />

modern buildings and one of them is The Shore<br />

and right on top of it is The Shore Sky Tower.<br />

> A city with modern and old buildings. Shot from the<br />

Sky Tower viewing area.


The Shore Sky Tower measures some 163 metres<br />

from the street making it the tallest observation deck<br />

in <strong>Malacca</strong>. One can take in a 360 degrees breath<br />

taking view of <strong>Malacca</strong>’s cityscape here with many<br />

famous landmarks in sight, of up to 50 kilometres on<br />

a good day.


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Brave<br />

For those who dare<br />

tempt fate and those<br />

who have no fear especially<br />

of heights,<br />

there is a glass box<br />

that protrudes off one<br />

of the sides of the tower<br />

where one can go<br />

stand in and take in a<br />

dizzying view of the<br />

area 163 metres below.<br />

Unfortunately you are not allowed to take your own<br />

photos with your own camera while tempting fate in<br />

this glass box. You have got no choice but to allow<br />

an official photographer to take your photo for you<br />

and purchase it at the counter upon exiting.


Dining Up High<br />

Should you feel the urge to enjoy a meal up in the<br />

skies, the Sky Deli is on the 42nd floor which does<br />

offer a lovely view of the city. It is in fact the highest<br />

restaurant in <strong>Malacca</strong>. Here they serve local cuisines<br />

such as Baba Nyonya cuisine, local fares like nasi lemak<br />

(fragrant rice), and western dishes.


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It certainly is a nice place to sit back, relax, and<br />

chillout with friends while having a bite and enjoying<br />

a cuppa. Should you decide to dine here, I certainly<br />

advise coming in the evenings with a camera<br />

and shoot the sunset while you dine. Of course you<br />

can shoot the sunset from the top too of which is<br />

better but incurs an entrance fee.<br />

> Nasi lemak set. Nothing to shout about but the tea is<br />

good.


Address - Sky Tower<br />

Tower 1, 42 & 43F, The Shore Shopping Gallery,<br />

193, Pinggiran @ Sungai Melaka, Jalan Persisiran<br />

Bunga Raya, 75100 Melaka Tengah, Malaysia<br />

Tel: +606-288 3833<br />

Fax: +606 288 3533<br />

Open daily from 10.30 am to 10pm.<br />

Fees: Adult - RM25.00<br />

Children - RM18.00


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> A roof top glass pond on the roof of the Sky Tower.<br />

Address - Sky Deli:<br />

Level 42, Tower 1, The Shore Melaka, 193 Pinggiran<br />

@ Sungai Melaka, Jalan Persisiran Bunga<br />

Raya, 75100 Melaka, Malaysia.<br />

Operating hours:<br />

Sundays to Thursday: 11.30am - 10.15pm<br />

Fridays & Saturday: 11.30am - 11.15pm<br />

Tel: +606-288 3833


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Travel Guide<br />

Philemon Foo<br />

The Shore<br />

Oceanarium<br />

Educational<br />

And Fun<br />

<strong>In</strong>teresting:<br />

Have you heard<br />

of disco clams?<br />

Check them out<br />

in the next few<br />

pages.


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If you like reptiles, fishes, and watching things in<br />

3D and you happen to be visiting the historical city<br />

of <strong>Malacca</strong>, The Shore Oceanarium is one place<br />

you could consider visiting. The Shore Oceanarium<br />

showcases reptiles like lizards and snakes, fishes<br />

both saltwater and freshwater species, and many<br />

other marine life.<br />

> A close up shot of a sea urchin.


Touching Fishes<br />

One thing you can do here is to touch and feel the<br />

fishes the likes of starfish, stingrays, and sharks.<br />

Worry not as they are not of the ferocious types.<br />

Needless to say, it is not advisable to investigate<br />

the teeth of these sharks with one’s fingers. Here<br />

one also get to touch one of the living fossils, the<br />

horseshoe crab.<br />

> Touching a live stingray.


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Educational Exhibits<br />

One of the things I like about The Shore Oceanarium<br />

is that they educate visitors about the many species<br />

of reptiles, fishes, etc. and their ecosystems.<br />

A good example is the section called River Story<br />

that exhibits many different fish species native to<br />

rivers in <strong>In</strong>dia, Australia, streams in China, lakes<br />

in Malawi, and of course rivers as well as lakes in<br />

Malaysia.


Blood parrot fishes in a “magic“ aquarium.


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Other Exhibits<br />

Other exhibits include shells, shellfish, turtles, lizards,<br />

snakes, spiders, etc. There are also 3D movies,<br />

short video feeds, and information posters to<br />

keep everyone entertained. Apart from these there<br />

are props put up allowing for photo opportunities.<br />

> A lion fish shot in black and white.


A king crab can weigh up to 10kg.<br />

Hail The King


A sea urchin on a rock. These<br />

urchins have sharp spikes.<br />

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A cool looking prawn.


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Disco Clams<br />

Checkout these disco clams.<br />

PDF Readers: Click Link To Watch Video<br />

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj9XQHN55Wo


More <strong>In</strong>formation<br />

Address:<br />

2F-01, The Shore Shopping Gallery,193, Pinggiran<br />

@ Sungai Melaka,Jalan Persisiran Bunga Raya,<br />

75100 Melaka, Malaysia.<br />

Operation Hours: 10.30am to 9pm daily (last entry<br />

8pm)<br />

Tel: +606-2829966<br />

Fax:+606-2831003<br />

Email: <strong>In</strong>fo: oceanariummelaka@gmail.com<br />

Event: #ICYDKMelaka<br />

Organized by: Gaya Travel and Ministry Of Tourism<br />

And Culture (MOTAC) Malaysia


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Travel Guide<br />

Philemon Foo<br />

The Shore<br />

3D <strong>In</strong>teractive<br />

Park<br />

Fun And Fun<br />

Fact:<br />

Our eyes can be<br />

easily tricked.


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3D painting and other sorts of eye tricking photography<br />

have recently been mushrooming and one<br />

of them is The Shore 3D <strong>In</strong>teractive Park located in<br />

The Shore Shopping Gallery, <strong>Malacca</strong>. I have been<br />

to a few of them and this one here is awesome. So<br />

what has this RM3 million fun place got to offer?<br />

> The entrance to the 3D <strong>In</strong>teractive Park.


3D Wall Art<br />

As with most 3D painted trick photography thingies,<br />

The Shore 3D <strong>In</strong>teractive Park has got quite a few<br />

3D paintings that will make friends who look at your<br />

photos go wow! or eeew! such as this adorable “giraffe<br />

through window painting”, and a “whoops I have<br />

slipped and am now falling down a waterfall” paintings.<br />

I personally love these things.


There are also booths with places to sit on or cut<br />

out holes in them for one to put their head through<br />

and appear to be doing something out of the ordinary<br />

(to most people) such as riding a flying horse,<br />

or simply floating about in space.<br />

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AR Booths<br />

PDF Readers: Click Link To Watch Video<br />

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_CTHmZWpRA<br />

There are also painted booths with cameras installed<br />

that create augmented reality videos hence<br />

creating some fun videos. One can appear to be<br />

swimming with piranhas, going back to the time of<br />

the dinosaurs, visiting elephants in Africa, or simply<br />

just messing about with a huge Malayan tiger.<br />

> The Augmented Reality booth where I “photographed” a<br />

tiger.


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PDF Readers: Click Link To Watch Video<br />

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6--zz-X5Y_k<br />

One interesting thing available here is the Ghost<br />

House. The experience can be scary for some<br />

especially when one takes in the environment or<br />

stand in front of an innocent looking door only to<br />

be shocked and frightened by the ghost that appears<br />

suddenly. This is a pretty nice place to visit<br />

and have some fun especially with friends.


<strong>In</strong>teractive Elements<br />

More cool photos and experiences here at the “<strong>In</strong>teractive<br />

Elements” section. There is a “dancing floor” or<br />

rather a floor that lights up as you dance. One photo I<br />

took is that of a friend that made many go wow! This<br />

photo is one where he held himself up with just one<br />

hand (picture above).


There are a lot of other fun things there many<br />

of which follow attractions from overseas such<br />

as “Gravity Hill” where things go against gravity,<br />

and “Ames Room.” There is also a hologram<br />

theatre, green screen studio that adds<br />

special effects the like of those done in Hollywood<br />

movies (but not to that extent), Upside<br />

Down House, etc. The Shore 3D <strong>In</strong>teractive<br />

Park is certainly a fun place to visit.<br />

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More <strong>In</strong>formation<br />

Address:<br />

2FS-01 to 2FS-46, 2nd Floor, The Shore Shopping<br />

Gallery,193, Pinggiran @ Sungai Melaka,Jalan Persisiran<br />

Bunga Raya, 75100 Melaka, Malaysia.<br />

Operation Hours:<br />

10.30am to 9pm daily (last entry 8pm)<br />

Event: #ICYDKMelaka<br />

Organized by: Gaya Travel and Ministry Of Tourism<br />

And Culture (MOTAC) Malaysia


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Travel Guide<br />

Philemon Foo<br />

The Shore<br />

Toy Museum<br />

Fun For Adults<br />

And Kids<br />

Fact:<br />

There is a toy<br />

for every age.


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Most adults would deny that they do not play<br />

with toys anymore nor do they have any interest in<br />

toys but I personally believe that deep down inside<br />

these same adults do want to pick up a toy and play<br />

with it. I do not mean toys for grownups.<br />

> Love to stay and chat but I have to get to work.


For those who admit that they do indeed have some<br />

interest in toys The Shore Toy Museum is one place to<br />

visit. One would certainly feel that one has just gone<br />

back in time as some of the toys there are from an<br />

older era bringing back fond memories.


Children will no doubt be jumping for joy. Well, it is a toy<br />

museum after all. The RM 3 million collection of about<br />

four thousand toys from trains to life size figurines the<br />

likes of Mario (Mario Brothers), and super heroes the<br />

likes of Batman, etc. will certain keep both adults and<br />

children occupied.<br />

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Photo Opportunities<br />

With life size figurines placed all around, a little creativity<br />

would make for some interesting photos. I personally<br />

love the life size Bat Mobile, the Star Wars<br />

alley, Ironman, and the Transformers. There is even<br />

an Ironman section; a replica of the one in the movie.<br />

>This is what happens when you don’t eat your proteins.


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One Big Kid<br />

All these toys belong to just one person, Chew<br />

Chert Fong, who has travelled to many countries<br />

buying toys that he now exhibits in his Toy Museum.<br />

He grew up playing with them (not life size)<br />

and watched them on television. This became one<br />

of his passions and he thus started collecting them.


A room guarded by storm troopers.


Getting my photo taken by a life size Kylo Ren.<br />

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More <strong>In</strong>formation<br />

Address:<br />

The Shore Shopping Gallery,193, Pinggiran @ Sungai<br />

Melaka,Jalan Persisiran Bunga Raya, 75100<br />

Melaka, Malaysia.<br />

Entrance Fee: Adults RM30 | Children RM 20<br />

Operation Hours: 10.30am to 9pm daily<br />

Event: #ICYDKMelaka<br />

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Travel Guide<br />

Philemon Foo<br />

Morten Village<br />

Morten Village is like a living museum being an old<br />

traditional Malay village with houses dating as far back<br />

as to when the village came to be, circa 1920s (1922).<br />

The founder of Morten Village is Dato’ Othman Mohd<br />

Noh, but how did an English name become the name of<br />

a Malay Village?


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Back <strong>In</strong>to History<br />

Before there was Morten Village, there was a village<br />

called Java Village. The then government (British) wanted<br />

part of their land for development and part of the<br />

village were told to leave. Without money and with nowhere<br />

to go they turned to Dato’ Othman Mohd Noh<br />

who was then the Village Head (Java Village).


Dato’ Othman went in search of financial help and<br />

help came in the form of then British Land Commissioner<br />

Frederick Joseph Morten. FJ Morten helped<br />

setup a special government loan of 10,000 dollars<br />

in 1920 with Dato’ Othman being the sole guarantor<br />

hence the name, Morten.<br />

With the money in hand Dato’ Othman together with<br />

friends, split the land into 100 lots and allocated them<br />

to people who needed to move in with priority given to<br />

those from Java Village. One other good thing that FJ<br />

Morten did was to sign an agreement that all land in<br />

Morten Village can only be transferred to families and<br />

the next of kin of those living in there (Morten Village).


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Villa Sentosa<br />

One of the must visit places here is Villa Sentosa the<br />

home that Haji Hashim Abdul Ghani built. Haji Hashim<br />

Abdul Ghani Helped Dato’Othman build Morten Village.<br />

Villa Sentosa is now cared for by one of his grandsons<br />

Haji Ibrahim Haji Hashim (77 years old at time of visit -<br />

<strong>2016</strong>) and his family. Haji Ibrahim happily shares stories<br />

of how Morten Village came to be, a history lesson not<br />

to be missed.<br />

> A portrait of Haji Hashim Abdul Ghani (circa 7 Nov 1898).


<strong>In</strong> his home are antiques from the time of his father<br />

and maybe even older. Things like old cassette players,<br />

record players, typewriters, cameras, furniture,<br />

iron, etc. are on display here. Haji Ibrahim and his<br />

family still lives here hence why it is called a living<br />

museum.<br />

>An old typewriter sits on an old coffee table.


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Many people have visited Villa Sentosa including<br />

ministers, Prime Ministers, celebrities, etc. who<br />

have come to meet the son and family of Dato’ Othman.<br />

Other than that, Villa Sentosa is also a sort<br />

after place to hold wedding ceremonies.<br />

> Haji Ibrahim sharing a bit of history.


More antiques to see and appreciate...


Villa Sentosa, the living museum...<br />

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Miniature House<br />

Builder<br />

Miniature houses have a certain charm and one of<br />

the residents here in Morten Village builds these little<br />

charming houses. He is Mr Baser Ali who has been<br />

building miniature houses as a hobby and selling his<br />

works of art for some 20 years now.<br />

>Mr Baser Ali and his houses.


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What’s amazing is his attention to details. Mr Baser<br />

painstakingly shaves down wood and designs<br />

them into parts of the houses that he is building.<br />

It is not easy carving wood for, let’s just say a window<br />

frame. Now imagine having to do this on the<br />

same window frame but with one difference. The<br />

said window frame is a very small one.<br />

> Notice the attention to detail of these miniature houses.


A lot of effort put into making these windows and walls.


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His workshop is a must visit when in Morten Village.<br />

Only by seeing his creation will one be able<br />

to appreciate his work. Each house sells for about<br />

RM2,800 to RM3,000.<br />

Address:<br />

122, Lorong Tun Mamat 1, Kampung Morten,<br />

Melaka.<br />

> A traditional Malay house painstakingly built.


Homestays<br />

For those who want to experience living in a traditional<br />

Malay house, Morten Village offers quite a few<br />

homestays to choose from.


Summary<br />

> Amazing skills (miniature house and dining).<br />

Morten Village is an interesting place to visit with<br />

lots of information to offer. One just needs to visit<br />

to appreciate this place. Apart from the mentioned<br />

attractions there are trikes (electric tricycles) to rent<br />

and there is a daily Morten Village Cultural and Heritage<br />

Guided Walk tour that one can follow.<br />

Call: +606 333 3333 ext 3700<br />

Days Available: Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays<br />

Time: 3.30pm to 4pm.<br />

Meeting Place: Villa Sentosa<br />

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Rooms<br />

Philemon Foo<br />

The<br />

Settlement<br />

Hotel<br />

A Marriage Of<br />

Old And New<br />

<strong>In</strong>teresting:<br />

The hotel is also<br />

a showcase of<br />

antiques and art<br />

pieces.


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Being an avid traveller, I lay my head down at<br />

night at many a hotel, and thus why hotels are very<br />

important to me. After all, they are my “recharging<br />

points” for the next day’s adventure; thus why I<br />

have become critical of them. Cleanliness, service,<br />

comfort, and friendliness of staffs are some of the<br />

things that largely influence my experience at a hotel.<br />

> Here I lay my head down to sleep...


A Little Diamond<br />

Granted that no hotel is perfect, one of the hotels that<br />

rank highly to me personally in the historical city of<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong> is The Settlement Hotel. This boutique hotel<br />

seemed to have had a less than illustrious beginning<br />

but has since made it through the “fire” turning into a<br />

little diamond.<br />

> Friends and fellow travellers hanging out at this long<br />

and large table cut out from a humongous log.


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The Settlement Hotel Melaka offered some of the<br />

friendliest service from the friendly front office staffs<br />

to the waiters and waitresses that are always smiling,<br />

and one that I have to mention is the very polite<br />

and friendly chef that prepared my omelette and<br />

personally brought it to me on the table. He did the<br />

same for my friends and other diners too.<br />

> Starters at the small ballroom.


It has been said that everything begins at the top<br />

and this saying has certainly been proven here. I<br />

had the good fortune of meeting Laura Tan, the General<br />

Manager, and during our chat I saw the reason<br />

why I have been enjoying my experience here. She<br />

is a no nonsense leader who is helpful and polite,<br />

paying close attention to service and guests. This<br />

certainly is leadership by example.<br />

> I love this simple and tasty egg starter.


A Mixture<br />

The Settlement Hotel, <strong>Malacca</strong>, used to be a government<br />

building back in the 60s but has since been<br />

restored into what it is today, a delightful boutique<br />

hotel that personifies a mixture of a modern hotel<br />

with olden days architecture including century old<br />

tiles from a Palembang mosque in Sumatra, <strong>In</strong>donesia.<br />

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A bed fit for a sultan.<br />

Antiques from various<br />

countries (part<br />

of the owner’s collection)<br />

are placed<br />

around the hotel. To<br />

the owner these antiques<br />

should be exhibited<br />

and shared<br />

instead of being<br />

kept locked up in<br />

a personal gallery.<br />

Antiques such as a<br />

350 years old Sultan’s<br />

Bed sits at the<br />

front porch for all to<br />

see an appreciate.


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A Mixture<br />

Antique furnitures.


A water feature form Europe.


A Mixture<br />

Antique furnitures.<br />

> A totem pole on the roof.<br />

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Comfy Bedrooms<br />

The mixture of old and new continues into the bedrooms<br />

with antique looking furniture such as the<br />

writing table, side table, etc. and a modern and very<br />

comfortable bed, modern bathroom amenities, etc.<br />

The bedrooms are well furnished without being too<br />

heavily decorated. It even has a lovely English tea<br />

set should one want to enjoy tea the English way.


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The beds are very comfortable featherbeds with<br />

feather duvets, and down pillows. Being very particular<br />

with beds , pillows, and everything that I go to<br />

sleep with I must say that I slept really well and the<br />

comfort levels are amongst the top of hotel beds.<br />

Another very important point is that they are clean.<br />

> A nice personal touch.


The bathroom. Shut the blinds for privacy.


The bathroom comes with a bathtub that keeps the<br />

water warm for a much longer period as compared<br />

to the usual bathtubs used at most hotels. This is<br />

superb especially for distressing and relaxing in a<br />

tub of bubbles floating on water that remains warm<br />

long after one has had one’s soul recharged.<br />

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Luxury Villas<br />

The luxury villas are a must see. They look like traditional<br />

village houses. <strong>In</strong>side is a king size comfortable<br />

antique looking bed, antique looking wardrobe,<br />

table, chairs, etc. Even the bathroom comes with<br />

tiles that brings one back to a “once upon a time”<br />

period.


Luxury inside; the classic charm continues...<br />

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Traditional Spa Village<br />

The Settlement Hotel has a Traditional Spa Village<br />

offering traditional massages, body wraps and<br />

scrubs, facial therapies, nail care services, etc. to<br />

help one relax and rejuvenate. After a relaxing treatment<br />

one can go relax by the pool or if the temptation<br />

is too strong; to jump in and wade about.


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Art Gallery<br />

Antiques are not the only things that make The Settlement<br />

Hotel, Melaka, special. There is also an art<br />

gallery in the hotel, the Yeak Ping Lian Gallery. Yeak<br />

Ping Lian was born on 18th November 1993 and<br />

has a condition called the savant syndrome (autistic).<br />

Although suffering with savant syndrome he is<br />

blessed with a remarkable ability to create art.


One of his masterpieces called the “Ubudiah<br />

Mosque I” was sold for RM100,000.00 to an anonymus<br />

bidder at the Grand Auction of the RDA Charity<br />

Ball in Malaysia back in 20th November 2004. Although<br />

he now resides in Sydney, Australia, his work<br />

is exhibited daily at the Yeak Ping Lian Gallery, The<br />

Settlement Hotel, Melaka.<br />

> A masterpiece depicting Kuala Lumpur city.


Sunflower; painted at age 11.<br />

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Rood Top<br />

The roof top of The Settlement Hotel is an open air<br />

dining area with views of the surrounding area. It is<br />

also a good place to shoot the sunset. At night it becomes<br />

a relaxing place to sit back with friends and<br />

relax.


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Convenient<br />

The Settlement Hotel is located near the famous<br />

Portuguese Settlement where there is a Portuguese<br />

Settlement Heritage Museum, seafood outlets,<br />

pubs, etc. Just outside the hotel are food outlets<br />

that offers local food.<br />

> Shot taken from the roof.


Karaoke on the roof.


Convenient<br />

Address:<br />

The Settlement Hotel Melaka , No. 63, Jalan Ujong<br />

Pasir, World UNESCO Heritage City Melaka, 75050<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong>, Malaysia.<br />

Tel: +60 6 292 1133 (General Line)<br />

Fax: +60 6 292 4700<br />

email: enquiry@thesettlementhotel.com<br />

GPS Coordinates: Latitude: 2.187534<br />

Longitude: 102.268407<br />

Website: https://thesettlementhotel.com/home<br />

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Foodies<br />

<strong>Escapy</strong><br />

Suan Nyonya Restaurant<br />

One of the things that travellers look for while travelling<br />

is food. Not just any food but good local delights.<br />

That said, <strong>Malacca</strong> is home to Nyonya and Peranakan<br />

food thanks to the Nyonya and Peranakan cultures that<br />

have long been part of <strong>Malacca</strong>. Suan Nyonya Restaurant<br />

serves them both.


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Good Location<br />

One of the must visit areas in <strong>Malacca</strong> city is the Dataran<br />

Pahlawan (Warrior’s Square). This square is surrounded<br />

by many attractions including historical buildings, shopping<br />

areas, and food outlets. Restaurant Nyonya Suan<br />

is located opposite a shopping mall called Merdeka Plaza.<br />

> Nyonya type decor.


My Favourite<br />

We ordered 7 dishes. Amongst them, my favourite dish<br />

is the calamari and prawns cooked in chilli paste or simply<br />

called locally as “sambal sotong udang.” This dish<br />

is a dish for chilly lovers. The sauce is sweet and spicy,<br />

mixed with sweet natural juices from the squid and<br />

prawns.


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Chicken Dish<br />

Another meaty dish that I like is the Rendang Chicken.<br />

This is a spicy dish with chilli and various other herbs. I<br />

have often heard of flavours bursting in one’s mouth; this<br />

dish is quite an explosion. The fusion of herbs and chilli<br />

brings together flavours that complement each other.


Fish Dish<br />

The fish dish is another superb dish. Although this dish<br />

certainly will not get points for its decor, it get full points<br />

for taste. This dish is called ikan lemak nenas or pineapple<br />

fragrant fish. The fish used here is seabass or barramundi<br />

and it is cooked with chilli, coconut milk, various<br />

herbs and spices giving it a rich flavourful taste.


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Greens<br />

Personally I am not a fan of vegetables but the spicy<br />

water spinach dish called kangkung belacan (a type of<br />

paste) is one that I enjoyed during our meal; however,<br />

it was the chilli okra dish that really did it for me. Okra<br />

on its own is rather bland but the sweet and sour chilli<br />

turned it into an addictive dish.


Other Dishes<br />

The other dishes being a fried egg dish, and a tofu dish<br />

was good too but nothing to shout about. We ended our<br />

dinner with “Chendol Gula Melaka,” a desert of green<br />

jelly strips served with coconut milk and <strong>Malacca</strong>n brown<br />

sugar; a delight for the sweet toothed foodie.


Certainly Worth A Visit<br />

> Mr. Vincent Tan, owner of Restaurant Suan Nyonya.<br />

Should you be in <strong>Malacca</strong> and want to eat something local<br />

and authentic, head on to Restaurant Nyonya Suan.<br />

Address:<br />

Jalan Merdeka, Taman Costa Mahkota, 75000 Melaka,<br />

Malaysia<br />

Phone: +60 11-1300 2988<br />

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Foodies<br />

<strong>Escapy</strong><br />

Warung Kari Kambing<br />

Power & Asam Pedas<br />

Claypot<br />

(Power Mutton Curry & Clay Pot<br />

Sweet, Sour, And Spicy Dishes Stall)<br />

A long and descriptive name for a stall indeed. The<br />

Warung Kari Kambing & Asam Pedas Claypot is famous<br />

for its mutton curry and a dish called “asam pedas,” a<br />

sweet, sour, and spicy tamarind sauce dish; cooked with<br />

fish.


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Early Eaters<br />

Foodies far and near flock to the stall as early as 6am<br />

to power up for the day and they stock up energy with<br />

the intake of mutton curry and rice. It may be hard to<br />

fathom eating such a heavy meal for breakfast but stall<br />

owner, Yusri Nadin has been cooking his spicy specialty<br />

for early eaters for many many years.


Two goats are prepared daily which is indeed too little<br />

since the demand is high and his pot of mutton curry<br />

goes empty by 9am, but he refuses to cook more. He<br />

has long decided to focus on getting his famous curry<br />

cooked right although in small quantities, instead of sacrificing<br />

quality for larger quantities. “Starving the market”<br />

has been a good strategy for some businesses too.


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Other Dishes<br />

Although the stall is famous for its mutton curry and<br />

has been dishing out mutton curry for about 20 years<br />

now, there are other dishes too that will make one drool.<br />

The “asam pedas”clay pot dishes are not to be missed.<br />

These dishes are filled with flavours that keeps the appetite<br />

growing even when one feels full.


Worth The Effort<br />

Should you decide to visit the historical city of <strong>Malacca</strong>,<br />

go a little further to an area called Asahan of which is<br />

about an hour’s drive away; and order yourself a mutton<br />

curry dish plus the “asam pedas” claypot dish. It certainly<br />

is worth the trip but remember to be there early. The<br />

other option is to book your orders in advanced. Contact<br />

details ahead.


Location<br />

Address:<br />

Km 42, Jalan Tambak Merlang 1, Kg. Simpang Bekoh,<br />

77100 Asahan, Melaka, Malaysia.<br />

Contact: +6012-777 5006 or +6013-682 2800<br />

Business hours: 6am – 3pm (Mondays to Fridays)<br />

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Foodies<br />

Philemon Foo<br />

Flavors<br />

Restaurant<br />

@Swiss Garden<br />

Hotel Kuala<br />

Lumpur<br />

Note:<br />

Should you over<br />

eat and regret<br />

later, we will not<br />

be held responsible.


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Christmas has always been a time of laughter,<br />

cheer, presents, and overeating. The staple has always<br />

been turkey baked with spices stuffed up its<br />

behind. Oh, I am drooling now just thinking of this<br />

(certainly not the behind part of that sentence). The<br />

perils of a travel writer to who loves to eat.<br />

> So delicious i am drooling on my laptop writing this.


Another thing that gets me drooling are the sweet desserts.<br />

Delightfully lovely sweet yummy desserts. How<br />

can one turn away from lovely meringue, chocolate log<br />

cakes, fruit cakes, macaroons, etc. Even with sugar levels<br />

hovering amongst the clouds I do not have the will<br />

power to say no to lovely desserts.


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Drooling At Flavors Restaurant<br />

While the stuffed turkey was yummy and the lamb was<br />

tender and nice, my focus was on the colourful delightful<br />

desserts screaming “eat me, eat me” at the buffet<br />

counter. I thoroughly enjoyed my main course devouring<br />

the turkey, lamb, superb seafood, and my favourite;<br />

smoked salmon, etc. keeping a keen eye on the sweet<br />

sweet delights.


High On Desserts<br />

With the main courses out of the way I had no choice<br />

but to save the screaming tarts, chocolate balls, fruit<br />

cakes, log cakes, meringue, etc. from a boring wait at<br />

the dessert counter. They were very delicious especially<br />

the meringue flambe that is sweet with a slightly smoked<br />

aroma, tarts, yul log cakes, fruit cakes, etc. oh... I just<br />

cannot stop.


Delicious meringue flambe.<br />

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Not to be outdone are the pudding with “chocolate bread<br />

man” that gives an otherwise boring looking pudding<br />

some attraction, attracting sweet toothed drooling dessert<br />

lovers the likes of me. The pudding is not extremely<br />

sweet but made just nice. I have to admit that I took<br />

more than what I would normally take and would have<br />

gone back for more should there be any left.


Lovely, delicious tarts...<br />

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Don’t Hold Back<br />

> Smoked salmon; tasty and creamy... delicious.<br />

Head on over to the Flavors Restaurant this yuletide<br />

month and eat to your heart’s content. Lovely delicious<br />

desserts are waiting to be savoured. Better still, head<br />

over for the Christmas eve and / or New Year’s eve, and<br />

New Years day buffet high-tea dinner buffet and eat, eat,<br />

eat.


<strong>In</strong>formation<br />

Christmas Eve Dinner Buffet:<br />

RM98.00 nett per adult | RM45.00 nett per child<br />

Christmas Day Hi-Tea<br />

RM88.00 nett per adult | RM45.00 nett per child<br />

New Year’s Eve Dinner Buffet:<br />

RM98.00 nett per adult | RM45.00 nett per child<br />

New Year’s Day Hi-Tea Buffet:<br />

RM88.00 nett per adult | RM45.00 nett per child<br />

Address:<br />

Jalan Pudu, Bukit Bintang, 55100 Kuala Lumpur,<br />

Malaysia<br />

Phone: +60 3-2785 1111<br />

Website: www.swissgarden.com<br />

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Events<br />

<strong>Escapy</strong><br />

Citarasa Homestay <strong>2016</strong><br />

<strong>Malacca</strong> Carnival<br />

On the 5th of November <strong>2016</strong> the historical city of<br />

<strong>Malacca</strong> launched the Citarasa Homestay <strong>2016</strong> <strong>Malacca</strong><br />

Carnival. The Carnival was launched by Datuk Mas<br />

Ermieyati Samsudin, the Deputy Minister of Tourism and<br />

Culture Malaysia.


The event organisers invited stalls selling food, snacks,<br />

Homestay operators, etc. creating a fun, busy environment<br />

with the crowd hopping from stall to stall buying<br />

refreshments, filling hungry tummies, and sniffing out<br />

good holiday deals.<br />

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The happiest stall proprietor at the carnival.


To entertain the crowd, traditional dances danced to<br />

traditional music played by local traditional musicians.<br />

There were quizzes too where participants who got the<br />

answers right won prizes.<br />

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A traditional percussionist at the carnival.


One of the dancers at the carnival dressed in a Chinese<br />

costume.<br />

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A traditional dancer feeling the groove.


A traditional dancer dressed in Sabah (East Malaysia)<br />

traditional costume.<br />

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Datuk Mas Ermieyati Samsudin launching the event.


Overall it was a good event but what’s better is that<br />

the state government is taking the initiative to promote<br />

Homestays within the state of which is good for the local<br />

economy.<br />

> Decorated trishaws at the carnival site.<br />

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Goodies<br />

The Asian Angler<br />

Campingaz Twister Plus PZ<br />

A compact, single burner stove ideal for easy transportation<br />

and storing during outdoor pursuits. Featuring piezo<br />

ignition for instant ignition wherever you are. The Twister<br />

Plus PZ runs off Campingaz CV valve cartridges which can<br />

be quickly and easily connected or detached – even when<br />

they are not empty.<br />

Featuring wide pan supports to increase stability and a heat<br />

screen to protect the control knob during use, the Twister<br />

Plus PZ is also fitted with Campingaz Easy Clic technology<br />

for effortless, one click connection every time.<br />

Website: http://coleman.com.my/<br />

Contact: http://coleman.com.my/contact-us/<br />

May not be available in some markets


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Goodies<br />

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Leatherman JUICE S2<br />

A slimmed down version of our versatile Juice multi-tools,<br />

the S2 is extra light and compact. Carry it on a lanyard to<br />

attach it to your vest for fast, easy access.<br />

The Juice S2 has full-size spring-action scissors to make<br />

one-handed cutting easier. The anonized aluminum body<br />

is lightweight and its coating resists wear and corrosion so<br />

it’ll last for many fishing trips to come. Extra sharp knife,<br />

screw drivers, bottle opener, etc. completes its streamlined<br />

design.<br />

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May not be available in some markets


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Goodies<br />

The Asian Angler<br />

Solar Lanterns<br />

This waterproof solar lantern takes the sun jar (solar bottle)<br />

concept to a much higher level. This stunning model is<br />

extremely bright putting out roughly four times the amount<br />

of light a sun jar could. This awesome lighting ability is<br />

thanks to the three super bright LED’s and diffused silicone<br />

material which disperses this light beautifully. The solar lantern<br />

has dual light output power settings, high and low. It<br />

also features a flashing function which could be useful for<br />

signalling in an emergency situation.<br />

When on high power mode it will provide light for up to 5<br />

hours. When it’s on low power mode it will provide light for<br />

up to 10 hours.<br />

This solar lantern is waterproof, you can store keys and<br />

mobile phones in it while camping or boating. It has IP66<br />

waterproof rating.<br />

http://www.solarlanterns.co.za/<br />

May not be available in some markets


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