The Good Life - January/February 2014
The areas premier men’s magazine featuring inspirational men in our community. Covering a variety of topics including local heroes, fathers, sports and advice for men.
The areas premier men’s magazine featuring inspirational men in our community. Covering a variety of topics including local heroes, fathers, sports and advice for men.
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To Beard,<br />
or not to beard<br />
facial hair can be<br />
good, bad and ugly<br />
By: meghan feir | Photos: Urban toad Media<br />
acial hair. I like<br />
it – on men,<br />
I mean. It’s<br />
extraordinary<br />
how random<br />
patches of hair<br />
on a man’s face<br />
can evoke such<br />
entirely different<br />
messages. For<br />
example, a<br />
handlebar mustache makes a man<br />
look like he’s no longer a cowboy in<br />
training, and mutton chops are best<br />
saved for the dinner plate.<br />
As a native Minnesotan who’s<br />
usually freezing October through<br />
April (sometimes through July) and<br />
who couldn’t grow a beard if she<br />
tried, I can imagine how men could<br />
want to have some sort of facial<br />
covering during the colder months<br />
in the Midwest. After all, animals are<br />
allowed to grow their winter coats, so<br />
why shouldn’t men? (An argument<br />
and a solution to that would be to<br />
just buy a scarf.)<br />
Facial hair can be hot; it can<br />
look cunning; it can make a man<br />
seem mysterious and virile; it can<br />
make a 15-year-old boy look like a<br />
15-year-old who’s trying really hard<br />
not to look 12, however scraggly and<br />
saddening it may appear. Facial hair<br />
is a powerful thing, and as everyone<br />
knows, “With great power comes<br />
great responsibility.” (Thanks, Uncle<br />
Ben.)<br />
To beard, or not to beard: that is the question:<br />
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind of women to suffer<br />
<strong>The</strong> slings and arrows of itchy, outrageous unkemptness,<br />
Or to take arms with a slew of razors,<br />
And by opposing end them? To die: to shave;<br />
No more; and by a shave to say we end<br />
<strong>The</strong> heart-ache and the thousand natural locks<br />
That flesh is to hair, ‘tis a consummation<br />
Devoutly to be wish’d.<br />
— William Shavesbeard, from his play “Hairlet” (I ran this by an English<br />
professor with a beard, and it was approved.)