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as half a lettuce leaf, and a slightly<br />
pernickety gearbox which needed to<br />
be seduced <strong>into</strong> action rather than<br />
told what to do, and which even after<br />
several days was still spurning my<br />
attempts to introduce it to the joys of<br />
neutral.<br />
Chandigarh, the city of graceful<br />
buildings and wide boulevards<br />
designed by the French modernist<br />
Le Corbusier in the Fifties and our<br />
first stop, is famous for architecture<br />
and buttered chicken, the regional<br />
speciality.<br />
We hopped <strong>into</strong> a tuk-tuk for a<br />
tour, admired the former as tasteful,<br />
then stopped at a family restaurant<br />
packed with locals, and admired<br />
the latter as much more tasty than<br />
modernism.<br />
After the heat, dust and drudgery<br />
of the plains, the next day was a<br />
symphony of curves with the road<br />
rising and the mercury falling, a<br />
peg-scraping blast through forested<br />
foothills and splashing rivers to<br />
Manali, the pleasant alpine town<br />
where the good citizens of Delhi<br />
come in summer to escape the<br />
heat, and in winter to marvel at the<br />
wonder of snow.<br />
I ate delicious river trout at Johnson’s<br />
Café, founded by the progeny of a<br />
player in the Great Game who had<br />
retired here aged 70 and married a<br />
local 19-year-old, as you do.<br />
Over the next few days, the road<br />
played with us, coyly offering us<br />
stretches of perfect tarmac then<br />
whisking its veil away to reveal<br />
miles of ugly roadworks, but at least<br />
standing on the pegs gave me a break<br />
from the seat, which I was now<br />
beginning to dislike more than an<br />
ex-girlfriend who kept popping <strong>into</strong><br />
my head uninvited.<br />
Other non-Indian riders felt the same,<br />
so if and when Royal Enfield does<br />
introduce the Himalayan to Europe,<br />
I suggest it comes up with a saddle<br />
suited to more substantial buns.<br />
All around as we rode, rested and<br />
stopped for photos, the mountains<br />
fisted to the sky, either yearning<br />
for heaven or angry that no matter<br />
how much they yearned, they would<br />
remain forever earthbound. Unlike<br />
the eagles who soared above their<br />
peaks, mocking us all with their<br />
effortless grace.<br />
At Sarchu, we camped in a beautiful<br />
deserted valley at 13,000ft, and since<br />
there was nothing to do but drink<br />
rum and watch the sun go down,<br />
French rider François Barrois taught<br />
me useful phrases such as: “Pissing<br />
in a violin”, which is what French<br />
people do when they piss in the wind,<br />
and: “Do you take my bladder for a<br />
lantern?” (Do you take me for a fool?)<br />
Thus educated, I wrapped myself up in<br />
thermals and blankets, tried to sleep in<br />
the thin air, and failed. I was not alone,<br />
as I gathered from the groggy faces of<br />
other riders over breakfast of omelettes<br />
and tea at dawn.<br />
Still, getting on a motorbike and<br />
setting off makes us all feel better,<br />
and we saddled up and rode on, over<br />
passes as high as 17,480ft and past<br />
the cheesy safety signs of the Border<br />
Roads Organisation, with slogans<br />
such as “Hug my curves, but not too<br />
tightly”, “Driving after whisky is always<br />
risky”, and the splendidly antediluvian<br />
“Don’t gossip. Let him drive”.<br />
The many trucks we passed bore<br />
their own slogans: Blow Horn,<br />
Use Dipper at Night, Keep Your<br />
Distance, and once, the bittersweet<br />
Alone but Happy.<br />
Which was more than could be<br />
said for the unluckiest man on the<br />
trip: one of the Indian riders who<br />
soaked his boots at a water crossing,<br />
changed <strong>into</strong> his shoes and tied the<br />
boots on the back of his bike to dry.<br />
At lunch, discovering one had fallen<br />
off, he threw the other one way as<br />
useless and rode on. Only to find at the<br />
end of the day that the support truck<br />
had picked up the first one.<br />
By now, although the<br />
Himalayan was coughing<br />
and spluttering because<br />
of the altitude, its chassis<br />
and suspension was in its<br />
element, dancing through<br />
mud, gravel, sand, snow and<br />
water crossings as lightly as<br />
a ballerina.<br />
At Leh, I patted its tank sadly<br />
as I said farewell to it, and<br />
took a taxi to the airport.<br />
“What were you doing in the<br />
mountains, sir?” said the driver.<br />
“Riding the new Royal Enfield,” I said.<br />
“Ah, Royal Enfield,” he grinned <strong>into</strong><br />
the mirror. “Great motorcycles. Very<br />
powerful.”<br />
I didn’t disillusion him, since given<br />
the choice between the Himalayan<br />
and a Multistrada on the roads I’d<br />
ridden over the past week, I know<br />
which I’d choose, and it’s not Italian.<br />
Or red.<br />
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