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Some men play<br />

macho but them<br />

afraid of cockroach<br />

Wednesday 15th February 2017 c a r i b b e a n t i m e s . a g 9<br />

VACANCY<br />

Senior Manager<br />

A well-established financial institution is seeking<br />

to recruit a Senior Manager.<br />

By Jacqueline Wetherill<br />

Can you believe this? Big macho men are afraid of<br />

cockroach!<br />

They go to the gym and work out, but as soon as<br />

them see a cockroach them bawl and shout.<br />

Them try to jump up and even go into the kitchen<br />

sink, suh them ah sweat and them eyes nah blink.<br />

Don’t even talk when them alone at home, Them<br />

call fuh help to a friend on the phone.<br />

Some Men Play Macho But Them Afraid Of Cockroach.<br />

Look, don’t talk when them cockroach fly, them turn<br />

into Jackie Chan meh nah lie.<br />

Them macho man run out naked out of bathroom,<br />

with a high pitch tune.<br />

Macho man chastise pickney just to bring a shoe, to<br />

kill a cockroach them bex and blue.<br />

Can you imagine if the pickney then laugh, to see<br />

how daddy so big yet so soft.<br />

Some Men Play Macho But Them Afraid Of Cockroach.<br />

When macho men shout when them see a cockroach,<br />

you think somebody dead.<br />

Neighbours even run out the house, to see what’s<br />

going on, as macho man explain to Ena that the<br />

cockroach was on he head.<br />

Ena say to macho man, “Are you fuh real? Just kill<br />

them cockroach with some flit, yuh hear!”<br />

Macho man says to Ena, “It works for a while, but<br />

them bare-face cockroach when they return they<br />

start by singing songs like, “The closer I get to you”,<br />

and “Hit me baby, one more time”.<br />

Some Men Play Macho But Them Afraid Of Cockroach.<br />

Notice nah, only macho man afraid of cockroach?<br />

Oh no! Women, come on, we are definitely afraid of<br />

cockroach too!<br />

The Position/Job Profile<br />

The successful candidate will be expected to<br />

manage credit risk and total client relationships.<br />

The candidate will be responsible to<br />

lead the team of the collections department.<br />

Essential Skills and Experience<br />

Candidates must have at minimum a first degree<br />

in Finance, Accounting or related discipline<br />

from a recognized institution. A minimum<br />

of 6 years experience in a financial<br />

institution with management experience being<br />

no less than 3 years. Technical competencies<br />

in Microsoft products and the ability to use a<br />

loan program. The candidate is also required to<br />

have a good understanding of financial statements,<br />

proven experience in collections and<br />

credit analysis skills.<br />

The successful candidate will possess excellent<br />

written and verbal communication skills.<br />

Strong negotiation skills. Excellent interpersonal<br />

skills, the ability to work well with<br />

a team, good work ethic strong integrity and<br />

confidential.<br />

Applications inclusive of Resume can be sent<br />

to<br />

Vacancy: Senior Manager<br />

The General Manager<br />

PO Box 703<br />

St Johns<br />

Antigua W I<br />

Or email Financialinstituionanu@yahoo.com

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