TFWMZ4_2015-05

Tales From
Wilton Manors
Zine
4 (2015-05)

Catholic School Boys In
Trouble (Part 4) Pickles’
Day Out – by Brett Butler I
am still locked up in my
room, but I heard of some
drama that happened at Java
Boys. Pickles sat in Java
Boys drinking a Java Chip
frap when Jordan sat down at
his table. “You have nerve.”
Jordan gave his awardwinning
smile. “Sweetie you
know that does not work on
me.” Jordan looked around
Java Boys. “Where’s Blair?”
Pickles rolled his fake blue
eyes. “Grounded due to your
make out session.” “Hey, we
got three days off and had the
best make out ever!” Pickles
shook his head no. “Look,
you’ve got to leave that boy
alone.” Pickles knew Jordan
was all about Jordan and no
one else. He didn’t want to
see his best friend get hurt. “I
like him. He’s kind of cute.”

Pickles felt that it was best
not to let Jordan into his
circle of friends. He was
having a Miss Cleo moment.
He could see what his life
would be like with the two of
them dating and Blair falling
in love with Jordan. Blair
would then force him to go to
every water polo match to
see Jordan play. He would
watch Jordan grow bored of
Blair, as his new plaything,
and dump him for another
boy like Jordan always does.
Jordan has a short shelf life
when it comes to dating.
Pickles would then be left
picking up the pieces and
helping Blair get over him. It
would result in endless hours
of crying and eating
cupcakes at Java Boys.
Pickles decided that he was
not going to let his best
friend get hurt. Pickles took
Jordan’s hand. "Look

sweetie, I doubt he will want
to see you after the trouble
you caused.” Jordan took his
hand away. “I think he likes
me.” “Come on, let’s be real
Jordan. You only like
yourself and nothing else
matters to you.” Jordan
stood up, and as he turned
and walked away, he
bumped into Luke Roberts
causing him to spill his iced
tea on his school uniform.
“Great, now I have to go
home and change.” Jordan
had a look of glee on his face.
“Sorry Roberts, you need to
look where you’re going.”
Jordan started to walk away
and stopped when Luke
yelled out, “I’m surprised
they are letting you back in
school.” Jordan walked over
to Luke and got into his face.
“My team needs me, that’s
why.” Luke laughed. “Yeah,
we’ll see if a little whore like

you can perform. Oh wait
you did at the dance!” Jordan
pushed Luke, who fell back
against Daniel’s table.
Steve, the owner of Java
Boys, yelled out “Take it
outside boys.” Pickles
quietly got up and stood
between them. “Boys, let
this go, this is not a place to
fight.” Luke looked at
Jordan. “Yeah, he’s right,
this is not the way to settle
this matter.” Jordan pushes
past him and goes out into
the parking lot. Carlo runs
over to Pickles. “I didn’t
know you were so macho,
poppy.” Pickles puts his arm
around Carlo. “Can someone
get me my purse?” Next
time: Find out what happens
to Blair. Is there a future for
Blair and Jordan?

Father of the Year – by Brett
Butler My friends have been
encouraging me to date
again. My ex and me parted
ways many years ago, when
my son was a baby, but now
he’s twelve. I have not been
out there in the dating world
since I was young and before
fatherhood. All my friends
are telling me to get out there
and start to date since my son
is getting older and my life
seems to revolve around the
monthly PTA meetings and
gossiping with the other
mothers. My best friend got
me to join GROWLr. I took a
very nice picture of my face
with a big smile. I then
noticed that all the other
guys’ pictures were of
armpits, nipples, and yes
cock. I decided to keep my
smiling picture up as I was
determined to enter the
dating world again. The next

day, when my son came
home from school, I was
washing dishes and he yelled
out “Dad what’s this
GROWLr game you
downloaded on my phone?”
I dropped the dish I was
holding and ran out of the
kitchen. “Give me that
phone”, I yelled. He handed
it to me and I quickly deleted
the app. I handed the phone
back to him. “It’s an adult
game”, I explained. He
shrugged his shoulders and
threw his book bag down and
turned on the television. I
went back to washing dishes.
The moral of the story is that
when you download an app,
make sure it does not end up
on your child’s phone if both
phones are synced to the
same account. I guess I won't
be getting the Father of the
Year Award this year.

Homesick for The Valley of
The Damned (Part 1) - a
Script by Brett Butler
INT. CLARKSTOWN
NORTH HIGH SCHOOL,
HALLWAY - DAY
Lucas (17) stands at his
locker in his football jersey.
He has a wooden rosary
around his neck with a silver
cross on it. He has a tattoo on
his right arm of Jesus on the
cross.
Nadine (17) leans against the
locker across from him in her
cheerleader outfit. She has a
gold cross around her neck.
Nadine
Where were you last night,
babe? You know I needed to
talk to you.
Lucas closes his locker.
Lucas

You know my folks wouldn't
let me out. My mother did
one of her home Bible study
classes for my brothers and
me.
Nadine
I really need to talk to you.
Lucas
We can hang later, babe.
What did you think of my
winning run?
Nadine
That's why everyone loves
you.
Lucas looks at his watch.
Lucas
I've got to motor, babe. Some
of the guys want to talk to me
about the upcoming game.
We've got to keep the
winning streak going.

Lucas kisses Nadine.
Nadine
We really need to talk. I went
to the doctor and...
Lucas
Not now. I've got to go.
Lucas runs off.
Nadine puts her right hand
on her stomach.
FADE OUT.
INT. BOY’S LOCKER
ROOM - DAY
Lucas enters and runs
towards the back to see
Tommy who sits on the
bench.
Tommy pushes the send
button on his phone and
stands. Tommy puts the
phone in his pocket. Tommy
is a lean young man with

thick blond hair.
Lucas
Tom-tom I missed you. You
look hot!
The two boys kiss. Lucas
pulls Tommy's body close to
his and squeezes him. Lucas'
hand grabs Tommy's crotch.
Tommy pushes Lucas away.
Tommy
Are you crazy? This is
dangerous.
Lucas
You're all I think about. I
jerked off reliving what we
did last night in the shower.
Speaking of showers.
Lucas points to the shower
room.
Tommy
Are you fucking nuts? We

can get caught.
Lucas
No way dude, there's no gym
class until the third period.
Lucas pushes Tommy up
against the lockers as they
kiss. Tommy pulls Lucas'
shirt off and kisses his neck.
Lucas undoes Tommy's
pants. Tommy pushes Lucas
away from him.
Tommy
No, this can't happen again,
you have a fucking
girlfriend.
Lucas
So, she doesn't suspect
anything. You don't know
her anyway.
Tommy has a confused look
on his face.

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Brett Butler
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