TFWMZ5_2015-06

Tales From
Wilton Manors
Zine
5 (2015-06)

Catholic School Boys In
Trouble (Part 5) – by Brett
Butler When I returned to
school, Pickles ran and
hugged me. It was truly nice
to be back. I was still
conflicted over my feelings
for Jordan. Pickles explained
to me that I am only attracted
to Jordan because he’s a bad
boy. Could I want a bad boy
instead of the angel, Luke
Roberts? I found out all I had
missed while in my parent’s
prison. Pickles couldn’t wait
to grab me and take me into
an empty room to tell me the
biggest news of all. He sat
me down. “Jordan moved
on,” he told me. “Already.” I
was confused about that,
because our make out
session was still in my after
midnight dreams. “But girl,
guess who he’s with now?”
Pickles had that evil grin on
his face. All I could think

about was that he had moved
on with, my god should I
even say it out loud, Luke
Roberts. I feared that the two
most popular boys in school
had joined forces and rule the
school. It could be hot. “So
tell me.” Pickles rolled his
fake blues eyes as he
announced “Your ex
Daniel!” I almost fell off the
chair I was sitting on. I
couldn’t believe Jordan and
Daniel my ex are now
together! The bell rang and
Pickles and me went to Bible
Study class. I could not stop
thinking about Jordan and
Daniel. It made no sense. As
Sister Wilma gave back our
term papers, I saw that
Pickles received an A and I
got an F. That’s because I
wrote about how the Bible
really never finished Eve’s
story. I really wanted to
know about what happened

to her. Was there a page
missing? I feared having to
spend the summer retaking
this class, and not being able
to go to an all boys sports
camp my parents were going
to send me to, in an effort to
butch me up. As I thought
about it some more, I
realized that summer school
was not really a bad idea after
all. As I walked to class, I
saw Jordan coming towards
me. But the strangest thing
happened when Luke
Roberts jumped in front of
me. I melted as I stared at his
perfect blue eyes and his
never out of place blond hair.
“Sister tells me that you need
help with Bible study.”
“Yes, I am failing,” I replied
trying to stay calm. Luke
leaned against the locker. “I
can tutor you. Meet me at
Java Boys after school.” I
may be Jewish, but I was

praising Jesus, because I
may finally be getting the
boy of my dreams. “Sure I
appreciate the help.” Luke
touched my shoulder and I
almost fainted. “No
problem. I’ll get you to
pass.” As I watched Luke
walk away, I wanted to
scream out with joy. At
lunch, I asked Pickles what
he thought about Luke
offering to tutor me. “Girl,
it’s a date.” I started to sweat.
“No, you think he likes me.”
Pickles took a slip of his iced
tea. “I hate to say it, but
Jordan’s little plan worked
out.” Just then, Jordan came
in and sat at our table. Pickles
was annoyed. “Glad you’re
back. Sorry you got in
trouble,” he said with a
million dollar smile. I felt
weak in the knees. Why am I
so drawn to this guy? “No
problem, your plan worked.”

Jordan looked surprised.
Pickles smiled. “Yeah he’s
going on a date after school
with Luke.” “No, not a date,”
I added. Daniel came over.
“Come on sugar. I made you
a power shake.” Jordan got
up and left with Daniel. I
looked at Pickles. “I hate
him.” “Girl, I told you Jordan
was a slut.” “No, not Jordan.
I hate Daniel. He’s only
dating Jordan to get back at
me.” Pickles reached across
the table and took my hand.
“Now listen, you’re so close
to getting Luke. Don’t let
Jordan and Daniel get in the
way of that.” I pulled my
hand away, because I still
have feelings for Jordan. It
was like Maxie on General
Hospital when she wanted
Levi, but she was drawn to
that sexy detective West.
She was torn, and so was I. I
wanted Luke, but I wanted to

continue my make out
sessions with Jordan. The bell
rang and Pickles and me
headed to English. Next time:
Is it a date or a tutoring
s e s s i o n ?
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Father of the Year (Part 2) My
Past Mistakes - by Brett Butler
In my prime years, I was a
broke, starving college
student. I effortlessly worked
on my first novel. It was a true
love story of boy meets boy,
boy loses boy, and gets the boy
in the end. I studied writing,
went to class, and worked two
jobs. I was struggling. I
needed a big break or some
money to get me through the
next few months, so I could
finish my classes and become
the famous writer I always
wanted to be. I was cute back
in 1983. I could get anyone I
wanted, but I was so focused
on my writing and finishing
school that I let a

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lot of men get away. As I
continued to struggle, my
good friend Ira offered me a
way out of my financial
situation. With his offer, I
could make enough money
to quit one of my jobs, and
have more time to study and
write my book. There was
one problem, though; it was
a job making porn. I was
twenty something and no
prude. I looked at my naked
body in the mirror. I looked
good enough and Ira told me
that nobody would ever
know it was me. I would
have a porn name and it
would be one little scene in
this movie. So I did it, but I
never did it again, even
though I was offered a bigger
role in the video company’s
next movie. I made the
money I needed and never
told anyone of my one-day
porn shoot. I made sure Ira

never told a soul. Well there
was one problem with that.
When the video came out,
they used a picture of me on
the front cover. The movie
was called “Pump It Up” and
under my picture it stated,
“this guy will Pump It Up.” I
was flattered and horrified.
Ira told me that I should be
proud, but my little secret
was out and for years my
friends would tease me about
it. I even kept this little
detour in porn from my
husband to his dying day. He
never knew of my porn past.
Let’s flash-forward to the
present. I kept that video box
cover hidden in my closet. I
received a call from my son’s
school requesting that I
come in right away. With a
twelve year old, you never
know what to expect. My son
is a good boy, but he can be a
little hell raiser at times.

I raced to my son’s school
and sat in the principal’s
office waiting to find out
what kind of trouble my son
got into now. The principal
explained that my son was
bragging to the other
students that I was a movie
star and he pulled out the
video box cover for Pump It
Up! I almost died. Did I
mention my son goes to a
catholic school? I explained
to the principal that he must
have gone through my closet
to find that. I grabbed the box
cover and left. I knew my
seat on the PTA was gone
and couldn’t help but
remember that old song
“Harper Valley PTA” as I
left the building. I called Ira
and told him what happened
and and he laughed since he
had forgotten about my porn
past. As I drove home, I
thought I shouldn’t be mad at

my son. He was proud of
me and just wanted to show
me off. I felt kind of proud
about that, but I knew again
that I wouldn’t be the
Father of the Year. ======
Homesick for The Valley
of The Damned (Part 2) - a
Script by Brett Butler
Tommy
You're gay like me. Why
can't you admit you're gay?
Lucas is angry as he shoves
Tommy into the lockers.
Tommy falls to the floor.
Lucas balls up his fist and
punches the lockers.
Lucas
I am not gay. I am nothing
like you. I like pussy too.
Say that again and I will
beat the shit out of you.
Lucas helps Tommy up.
Tommy
Last night you told me that
you loved me.
Lucas smiles.

Lucas
I do love you. You don't
understand.
Tommy walks over to
Lucas and hugs him.
Lucas (Cont’d)
I have an image to protect.
Tommy steps backwards.
Tommy has a confused
look on his face.
Tommy
So where do I fit in?
Lucas
We can hook up on the
side, like last week and last
night. No one has to know
our little secret.
Tommy runs his right hand
through his blond hair.
Tommy
You mean your dirty little
secret.
Lucas shakes his head no.
Tommy (Cont'd)
I am your little fuck buddy
on the side. When Nadine
won't blow you, you

coming running to me.
Lucas' face turns red.
Lucas
Don't mention her name!
You're not my fuck buddy.
I never loved someone like
you.
Tommy
Why? You don't want to
think about what this would
do to her?
Lucas grabs Tommy and
starts to kiss him.
Lucas
We are wasting time. I am
so horny.
Lucas pulls Tommy's shirt
off. Tommy undoes Lucas'
pants. Tommy kisses Lucas'
chest and then sucks his
nipples.
Nadine
He doesn't like his nipples
sucked, just his cock.
Tommy is in horror as
Nadine stands there with
her hands on her hips.

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