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"Valley of The Barbies" by Brett Butler - eBook Excerpt Series (Part 1) Film Script [I came up with the idea for this story, one day at the coffee house (Java Boys) in Wilton Manors. I was watching and hearing young gay men talk about their hookups and making fun of others that do not fit into their perfect world. So, from this conversation, I made the guys I saw “The Barbies” and the rest of us, who do not fit in, the “Donalds” of the world.] FADE IN: EXT. WILTON MANORS FLORIDA, PRIVATE BEACH - DAY DONALD (25), overweight, with thinning hair and bad skin, walks out of the ocean with seaweed stuck in his chest hair. DONALD (V.O.) I hate beautiful people. Beautiful people go into the ocean and come out with water glistening on their perfect bodies. EXT. BUS STOP - DAY Donald stands as a bus passes and his hat flies off. Donald chases it. DONALD (V.O.) When beautiful people wear a hat,it never falls off. EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT The sign of the bar blinks with a giant, neon penis that goes from erect to flaccid. Donald stands under the sign as muscular, shirtless men walk by. DONALD (V.O.) I need to take one of the beautiful people home with me now. INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - NIGHT Donald sits on the side of the bed. Donald bends over and puts on his shorts. JOHNNY (21), hairless, muscular, with a large, cross tatoo on his back, stands. He pulls up his blue jeans and puts on his red, cut off tee-shirt that has “HOT” printed on it. DONALD You can take a shower if you want. Donald points to the bathroom. Johnny rolls his eyes, turns, looks into the mirror, and runs his hands through his hair. JOHNNY My next trick is into sweat. Johnny lifts his right arm and smells his underarm. DONALD There’s something for everyone. Donald stands, opens his nightstand drawer, and takes out a hundred dollars. Johnny turns. JOHNNY You know I charge extra for chubbers. Johnny rubs his hand on Donald’s belly. Donald opens the drawer and takes out a fifty-dollar bill. Johnny takes it, and sticks it into his pocket. JOHNNY (CONT’D) Come see me perform tonight. Johnny grinds his hips. DONALD Why do you hustle if you’re such a hot stripper? JOHNNY A boy has needs, fat boy. Donald looks at himself in the mirror as Johnny exits. DONALD I would sell my soul to the devil to be you for just one night. EXT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT SNODGRASS (24), short, overweight, with asthma, wears a yellow, My Little Pony tee-shirt and blue jeans with green shoes. He takes out an inhaler and takes three PUFFS. SNODGRASS Where the hell were you? Donald enters the line to get into the bar in brown pants and a white, button down shirt. DONALD Are you under the impression thatjust because you have no life...? SNODGRASS Not Johnny again? That bitch gave me genital herpes, and told everybody it was my fault. DONALD I have needs, and you got herpes from that Bronie, Mason. Snodgrass takes Donald’s hand and pulls him towards the entrance. DONALD (CONT’D) Isn’t this a Brony bar? SNODGRASS It’s open to everyone. DONALD You know they are a cult. INT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT Donald stands against the wall and Snodgrass stands next to him. My Little Pony videos play on the TV screens. HECTOR (23), a Cuban man, has short, black hair and a diamond earring in each ear. He has on long, black, gym shorts and a black, low cut, tank top. He walks over to Donald. HECTOR Bro, what did you do, eat your twin to get that fat? Donald’s face turns red. SNODGRASS Get out of here, you Barbie. Only Bronies are allowed at this bar. HECTOR Do you want to take this outside, little bro? CASIO (23) a tall, muscular, Spanish man has no shirt on, which reveals a My Little Pony tattoo on his chest. He wears leather pants and has a blond Mohawk. Casio walks over to Hector and runs his hand down the front of Hector’s chest. CASIO Your kind is Page 10
not welcome here. HECTOR What are you going to do about it, bro? Casio slides his hand down and grabs Hector’s groin. Hector’s eyes water.CASIO I will rip your baloney pony off of your body. Casio releases Hector’s groin. Hector turns to Snodgrass. HECTOR I’ll get with you another time, little bro. Hector walks away. Casio walks over to Donald. CASIO Do you want to ride the pony? Donald reaches out to touch Casio’s chest, but pulls his hand back. DONALD No! I can’t join a cult! Donald runs out of the bar. Snodgrass walks over to Casio. SNODGRASS I will take a pony ride. EXT. WILTON DRIVE - NIGHT Donald runs into the street and bumps into JAMMER (30), a muscular, hairy man, with a tattoo of a bull on his right shoulder. He wears all black leather with a black whip. Donald falls to the ground. Jammer’s black boot rests on Donald’s cheek. JAMMER Lick my boot, slave. DONALD Excuse me? Jammer whips Donald’s ass. JAMMER I said lick my boot, slave. DONALD This is not my scene, dude. Jammer presses his boot down on Donald’s cheek and whips his ass again. DONALD (CONT’D) OUCH!!! That hurts. JAMMER It’s supposed to hurt, porky. JESUS (29), a darkskinned, muscular, Puerto Rican man, wears a blue suit. He has thick, black hair and a hairy chest with a gold badge around his neck. Jesus walks over to both men. He shows his badge to Jammer. JESUS Take it off the street, boys. Jammer steps back. Donald stands up with his shirt covered in dirt. DONALD Thank God you saved me from this crazy man. Jammer looks at Donald as he folds up his whip. JAMMER Crazy? A lard ass like you should be thanking the gay gods, a Barbie like me would take pity on you. Jesus steps in between the two men. JESUS Move it along. DONALD I need a drink. Donald walks down Wilton Drive, turns, takes a quick look at Jesus, and goes into another bar. INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT Donald sits on a small barstool next to JUAN PABLO (39), a lean, muscular, hairless, dark skinned Brazilian man. DONALD What does a guy have to do to get a drink around here? JUAN PABLO Be a Barbie. Donald looks across the bar and sees BLAZE (28), tall, lean, muscular, tan, with skinny jeans and a black, Hugo Boss shirt unbuttoned down to his navel. He has thick, blond hair. Johnny and Hector stand next to him. All the bartenders surround them. DONALD What about us? JUAN PABLO We’re just Midges. You know, Barbie’s ugly friend. Juan Pablo takes his tee-shirt off. DONALD I know they rule this town, and every guy in this place wants to be them. JUAN PABLO Not me, papi, they are all mean bitches. Donald gets off his bar stool. Juan Pablo turns to him. JUAN PABLO (CONT’D) What are you doing? DONALD Don’t worry, you will see. Donald squeezes his way through the crowd and walks across the bar to the Barbies. DONALD (CONT’D) Excuse me! I want to get a drink. Blaze turns to Donald. BLAZE You want a drink, sweetie? Let me buy it for you. Johnny laughs. DONALD No, I can get it myself. BLAZE Sweetie, please let me. Donald turns red. SIMON (27), tall, lean, black hair, wears white glasses with a tight, yellow shirt and tight, white pants. SIMON Blaze, really, this again? Blaze looks at Simon. He waves his hand in the air. BLAZE I want to have some fun tonight. SIMON Whatever. BEAR (35), an overweight, hairy man with a long, thick beard wears overalls and walks over to Donald. Bear scratches his ass. BEAR My Cubs and I might want to join you. Blaze ignores Bear. Blaze strokes Donald’s cheeks and turns to the bartender. BLAZE Jordan, Sex on the Beach. JORDAN (21), shirtless, muscular, wears neon green, tight shorts. He nods his head, makes the drink, and hands it to Donald. DONALD Aren’t you going to pay for it? BLAZE No, sweetie. I never pay for drinks. DONALD Am I dreaming? Blaze takes Donald’s hand. [Ends with Page 10 of 1<strong>04</strong> of this eBook] More Next Time! Page 11
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