TFWMZ13_2017-04-01
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"Mephistopheles and Lilith...“Not My Mephistopheles!”" - Short Story<br />
by Joseph Wilson AKA Fishspit<br />
I once lived with a black, snaggle-toothed, son of bitch named<br />
Mephistopheles. He was a cat. He actually belonged to this chick<br />
named Lilith. But to get him, I had to take her in too . . . so, I got that<br />
cat and the woman that came with him.<br />
She was a good woman. She did the best she could with me . . .<br />
bailing me outta jail . . . cooking healthy meals . . . and listening to my<br />
drunken reveries. She was a good woman, as far as women go.<br />
But that cat! Now that was a cat! I was proud of my woman . . . but I<br />
was goddamned proud of that snaggle-toothed, old, alley cat! When I<br />
got up and drop-kicked that flea ridden cur out, I didn’t know where he<br />
went. I figured he went and mooched some milk off the neighbor,<br />
Jonesy . . . then went to town to give the gal cats a pinch or two.<br />
But no! It started with Jonesy! He came on over . . . shaking Miss<br />
Pearl (his white kitty) in my face! Miss Pearl was missing an ear. I<br />
said, “That’s the damnedest thing Jonesy. Didn’t Miss Pearl have two<br />
ears the last time I saw her.” “Goddamned right she had two ears!”<br />
said Jonesy, “Your son-of-a-bitch cat come over and ate the damned<br />
thing off!” I said, with absolute incredulity, “Mephistopheles?! Oh!<br />
Jonesy! That’s Lilith’s cat. You’ll have to talk to her about that.” And I<br />
slammed the door real fast before he could see Lilith. Our house was<br />
very small. Lilith said, “Who was that?” “Darnedest thing Lilith,” I<br />
told her, “Jonesy is accusing Mephistopheles of eating Miss Pearl’s<br />
ear.” “Not my Mephistopheles!” answered Lilith. “That’s what I told<br />
him Lilith. Your cat wouldn’t do that.” “How come Jonesy didn’t<br />
come in and have coffee and cupcakes?” asked Lilith. “Ah, he was in a<br />
hurry Lilith.”<br />
But it only got worse. Pretty soon every neighbor within a ten block<br />
radius came hunting us up. Little Cooch, Miss Montgomery’s cat, was<br />
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