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CONTENTS
06 NEWS
You know, that stuff your grandparents read
18 INVESTIGATIVE FEATURE
Understanding Christchurch’s new Local Alcohol Ban
08 WELCOME TO THE UCSA
YOUR students’ association
21 5 ANONYMOUS WOMEN
T his issue’s topic: Tinder
11 UC CLUB PROFILES
Spotlighting some of UC’s most interesting clubs
22 CANTA COLUMNS
Thoughts and opinions from your fellow students
12 HOW TO STUDENT
Vital information for freshers and seniors alike.
24 ANTI-SOCIAL
Your snaps & chats
14 CRITICAL ANALYSIS
A look into Vice Chancellor Rod Carr’s 90k payday
26 RDU GIG-GUIDE
All the info you need to plan your perfect week
16 FLAT FAMOUS
Featuring local bastions of student life
29 LUCKY DIP
We sent two single students on a blind-date. The
results were... interesting
Editor’s Note
How do you do, fellow kids? If you’re new
to UC and CANTA, this is how CANTA has
always been. We’ve always been this good.
If you know I am lying, you’ll notice a new
look for CANTA with some new features.
It’s a fancy new face on a very tight,
sinewy, 87 year old body. Lets have
a milkshake sometime, sonny.
I’m new too - I like like long walks on the
beach, being blocked by c-list celebs on
Twitter and avoiding my voicemail. Hi!
In summary CANTA is great. Everyone
comments on how great our magazine is,
and let me tell you, there’s no problem
with our magazine. Everyone agrees we
have a fantastic magazine. There’s no
problem with our magazine, believe me...
Send me emails, letters and comments.
Also send chicken nuggets with ranch
dressing because they’re on T-Pain’s rider
for O-Week.
Joshua
Week 1