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12 Fiction<br />

Page<br />

21<br />

through Muhammadpur, in a plastic<br />

bag being carried around by a man<br />

who sells “jhalmuri”.<br />

Feeling a little suffocated in there,<br />

I was soon sold off to a man who<br />

paid 10 bucks for the jhalmuri I was<br />

safeguarding in my pouch. Oh those<br />

freshly sliced lemons, tomatoes and<br />

chilli smelled like pure bliss!<br />

We jumped on a bus and it was<br />

then when I ran into my long lost<br />

friend, Page 7, who was carefully<br />

protecting some peanuts on the seat<br />

next to mine.<br />

Life cycle of a newspaper<br />

Khan N Moushumi<br />

Hi there! My name is Page 21 and I<br />

was born on April 3, 2017.<br />

It was a bright Monday morning.<br />

I had DT Sports written on my<br />

forehead. I was told, not in so many<br />

words though, that I was one of the<br />

many clones to have come out from<br />

our shared mother--the press--that<br />

day.<br />

I was printed in black and white,<br />

and I had a lot of sports-related info<br />

written all over me. There was also a<br />

big picture of West Indies’ cricketer<br />

Evin Lewis playing a shot at the third<br />

T20I pasted on my face.<br />

I went around Dhaka and after a<br />

bumpy, two and a half hour ride in<br />

a rowdy, green three-wheeler, I was<br />

dropped off at a distribution centre<br />

in Dhanmondi, but was soon picked<br />

up again and we headed towards a<br />

news-stand near Shankar.<br />

A guy named Kollol then stacked<br />

a few bundles of us on the back of<br />

his cycle and pedalled us around<br />

Dhanmondi, dropping us off at the<br />

doorstep or the patio of different<br />

structures. One by one, we were all<br />

gone.<br />

I remember landing on a<br />

brown doormat, and soon after a<br />

30-something lady came and picked<br />

me up.<br />

I watched her flip through the<br />

pages, taking a quick glance at the<br />

pictures and the headlines of the<br />

newspaper. I watched her staring,<br />

fixated at my second cousin Page 23,<br />

he had a picture of Canadian Prime<br />

Minister Justin Trudeau printed on<br />

him. I don’t blame the lady though,<br />

I mean, have you seen that smile<br />

on Mr Trudeau? Who wouldn’t be<br />

polarised by those pearly whites?<br />

I was left on the tea table for<br />

about half an hour or so until a<br />

middle-aged man approached me,<br />

then a young kid in his early teens<br />

and finally, an elderly woman who<br />

examined me through a pair of thick<br />

spectacles. The young boy was most<br />

excited to see me, he read the entire<br />

story on Lewis and how he crushed<br />

Pakistan in the T20.<br />

The next morning, I was thrown<br />

under the table in a basket with a<br />

bunch of other old newspapers.<br />

I sat there for a while. A few days<br />

passed, and I had my successors<br />

piling up on top of me. It was getting<br />

dark, boring, and quiet. I don’t<br />

remember when I passed out.<br />

When I woke up under the<br />

scorching sun, it was to a man<br />

yelling “Purano boi, khata, kagoz.”<br />

I was sitting on top of his head in<br />

what looked like an old, wicker<br />

basket; he was buying old books<br />

and newspapers from households in<br />

exchange for a red cent. And soon, as<br />

the day concluded, we were dumped<br />

in a small room where women and<br />

children would rip us off, tear us in<br />

half or quarters and make “thongas”<br />

(small paper bags) using glue.<br />

I quite enjoyed my time there,<br />

although heart-broken to be ripped<br />

apart from my family and friends. I<br />

watched those kids giggle away and<br />

talk about school or games while<br />

they folded and glued us together.<br />

A week later, I was travelling<br />

Illustration: Priyo<br />

Trying to hold back my tears, we<br />

exchanged greetings and he told<br />

me all about how others wound<br />

up. Page 15 and 17 were used for<br />

making hand fans, Page 4 was cut<br />

out to make paper flowers and that<br />

Justin Trudeau photo made it to the<br />

scrapbook of a 6th grader. Honestly, I<br />

couldn’t be any prouder.<br />

Next thing I remember, I was<br />

flicked in a dustbin, drenched in<br />

salt and oil from the remnants of<br />

the jhalmuri. There was nothing<br />

left of me. I was of no use, or so I<br />

thought. Two days later, I remember<br />

a tokai picked me up. I knew where<br />

I was headed next—the papermill<br />

again. To be washed, cleansed and<br />

recycled for a brand new page of the<br />

newspaper. •<br />

WEEKEND TRIBUNE | FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 2017

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