Weekend-5-1
Create successful ePaper yourself
Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.
12 Fiction<br />
Page<br />
21<br />
through Muhammadpur, in a plastic<br />
bag being carried around by a man<br />
who sells “jhalmuri”.<br />
Feeling a little suffocated in there,<br />
I was soon sold off to a man who<br />
paid 10 bucks for the jhalmuri I was<br />
safeguarding in my pouch. Oh those<br />
freshly sliced lemons, tomatoes and<br />
chilli smelled like pure bliss!<br />
We jumped on a bus and it was<br />
then when I ran into my long lost<br />
friend, Page 7, who was carefully<br />
protecting some peanuts on the seat<br />
next to mine.<br />
Life cycle of a newspaper<br />
Khan N Moushumi<br />
Hi there! My name is Page 21 and I<br />
was born on April 3, 2017.<br />
It was a bright Monday morning.<br />
I had DT Sports written on my<br />
forehead. I was told, not in so many<br />
words though, that I was one of the<br />
many clones to have come out from<br />
our shared mother--the press--that<br />
day.<br />
I was printed in black and white,<br />
and I had a lot of sports-related info<br />
written all over me. There was also a<br />
big picture of West Indies’ cricketer<br />
Evin Lewis playing a shot at the third<br />
T20I pasted on my face.<br />
I went around Dhaka and after a<br />
bumpy, two and a half hour ride in<br />
a rowdy, green three-wheeler, I was<br />
dropped off at a distribution centre<br />
in Dhanmondi, but was soon picked<br />
up again and we headed towards a<br />
news-stand near Shankar.<br />
A guy named Kollol then stacked<br />
a few bundles of us on the back of<br />
his cycle and pedalled us around<br />
Dhanmondi, dropping us off at the<br />
doorstep or the patio of different<br />
structures. One by one, we were all<br />
gone.<br />
I remember landing on a<br />
brown doormat, and soon after a<br />
30-something lady came and picked<br />
me up.<br />
I watched her flip through the<br />
pages, taking a quick glance at the<br />
pictures and the headlines of the<br />
newspaper. I watched her staring,<br />
fixated at my second cousin Page 23,<br />
he had a picture of Canadian Prime<br />
Minister Justin Trudeau printed on<br />
him. I don’t blame the lady though,<br />
I mean, have you seen that smile<br />
on Mr Trudeau? Who wouldn’t be<br />
polarised by those pearly whites?<br />
I was left on the tea table for<br />
about half an hour or so until a<br />
middle-aged man approached me,<br />
then a young kid in his early teens<br />
and finally, an elderly woman who<br />
examined me through a pair of thick<br />
spectacles. The young boy was most<br />
excited to see me, he read the entire<br />
story on Lewis and how he crushed<br />
Pakistan in the T20.<br />
The next morning, I was thrown<br />
under the table in a basket with a<br />
bunch of other old newspapers.<br />
I sat there for a while. A few days<br />
passed, and I had my successors<br />
piling up on top of me. It was getting<br />
dark, boring, and quiet. I don’t<br />
remember when I passed out.<br />
When I woke up under the<br />
scorching sun, it was to a man<br />
yelling “Purano boi, khata, kagoz.”<br />
I was sitting on top of his head in<br />
what looked like an old, wicker<br />
basket; he was buying old books<br />
and newspapers from households in<br />
exchange for a red cent. And soon, as<br />
the day concluded, we were dumped<br />
in a small room where women and<br />
children would rip us off, tear us in<br />
half or quarters and make “thongas”<br />
(small paper bags) using glue.<br />
I quite enjoyed my time there,<br />
although heart-broken to be ripped<br />
apart from my family and friends. I<br />
watched those kids giggle away and<br />
talk about school or games while<br />
they folded and glued us together.<br />
A week later, I was travelling<br />
Illustration: Priyo<br />
Trying to hold back my tears, we<br />
exchanged greetings and he told<br />
me all about how others wound<br />
up. Page 15 and 17 were used for<br />
making hand fans, Page 4 was cut<br />
out to make paper flowers and that<br />
Justin Trudeau photo made it to the<br />
scrapbook of a 6th grader. Honestly, I<br />
couldn’t be any prouder.<br />
Next thing I remember, I was<br />
flicked in a dustbin, drenched in<br />
salt and oil from the remnants of<br />
the jhalmuri. There was nothing<br />
left of me. I was of no use, or so I<br />
thought. Two days later, I remember<br />
a tokai picked me up. I knew where<br />
I was headed next—the papermill<br />
again. To be washed, cleansed and<br />
recycled for a brand new page of the<br />
newspaper. •<br />
WEEKEND TRIBUNE | FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 2017