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“Is your buddy okay?” John asked.<br />
“Tucked up and ready to go tomorrow morning at seven a.m. John, I feel like drinking.”<br />
“Oh, nooo!” John cried in a trembling falsetto. “Not booooze!”<br />
And just like that the urge was gone. Dan laughed. “Okay, I needed that. But if you ever do the<br />
Michael Jackson voice again, I will drink.”<br />
“You should hear me on ‘Billie Jean.’ I’m a karaoke monster. Can I ask you something?”<br />
“Sure.” Through the windshield, Dan could see the Cowboy Boot patrons come and go, probably<br />
not talking of Michelangelo.<br />
“Whatever you’ve got, did drinking . . . I don’t know . . . shut it up?”<br />
“Muffled it. Put a pillow over its face and made it struggle for air.”<br />
“And now?”<br />
“Like Superman, I use my powers to promote truth, justice, and the American Way.”<br />
“Meaning you don’t want to talk about it.”<br />
“No,” Dan said. “I don’t. But it’s better now. Better than I ever thought it could be. When I was a<br />
teenager . . .” He trailed off. When he’d been a teenager, every day had been a struggle for sanity. The<br />
voices in his head were bad; the pictures were frequently worse. He had promised both his mother and<br />
himself that he would never drink like his father, but when he finally began, as a freshman in high<br />
school, it had been such a huge relief that he had—at first—only wished he’d started sooner. Morning<br />
hangovers were a thousand times better than nightmares all night long. All of which sort of led to a<br />
question: How much of his father’s son was he? In how many ways?<br />
“When you were a teenager, what?” John asked.<br />
“Nothing. It doesn’t matter. Listen, I better get moving. I’m sitting in a bar parking lot.”<br />
“Really?” John sounded interested. “Which bar?”<br />
“Place called the Cowboy Boot. It’s two-buck pitchers until nine o’clock.”<br />
“Dan.”<br />
“Yes, John.”<br />
“I know that place from the old days. If you’re going to flush your life down the toilet, don’t start<br />
there. The ladies are skanks with meth-mouth and the men’s room smells like moldy jockstraps. The<br />
Boot is strictly for when you hit your bottom.”<br />
There it was, that phrase again.<br />
“We all have a bottom,” Dan said. “Don’t we?”<br />
“Get out of there, Dan.” John sounded dead serious now. “Right this second. No more fucking<br />
around. And stay on the phone with me until that big neon cowboy boot on the roof is out of your<br />
rearview mirror.”<br />
Dan started his car, pulled out of the lot, and back onto Route 11.<br />
“It’s going,” he said. “It’s going . . . annnd . . . it’s gone.” He felt inexpressible relief. He also felt<br />
bitter regret—how many two-buck pitchers could he have gotten through before nine o’clock?<br />
“Not going to pick up a six or a bottle of wine before you get back to Frazier, are you?”<br />
“No. I’m good.”<br />
“Then I’ll see you Thursday night. Come early, I’m making the coffee. Folgers, from my special<br />
stash.”<br />
“I’ll be there,” Dan said.<br />
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