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good to know<br />

editor Sarah Jagger<br />

Loyalty<br />

does pay!<br />

Christmas shopping is the ideal time<br />

to get the most from loyalty cards and<br />

make your points go further, says money<br />

Tesco Clubcard<br />

Earn one Clubcard point per £1 spent<br />

either in-store or online, or one point<br />

per £2 spent on Tesco fuel. Each point<br />

is worth 1p if spent in-store and up to<br />

4p if redeemed using Tesco Clubcard<br />

reward vouchers, depending on which<br />

product you choose. For example,<br />

£10 worth of points can be turned<br />

into a £40 Café Rouge voucher. You<br />

need a minimum of 150 points to<br />

receive vouchers.<br />

Loyalty boost: Increase your<br />

earning power with either a Tesco<br />

credit card (0.25 points for every £1) or<br />

mobile phone (£1 per point).<br />

n Sign up in-store or find out more at<br />

https://secure.tesco.com/clubcard<br />

Points make presents<br />

What to buy with your loyalty points<br />

Boots Advantage Card<br />

Earn points every time you buy<br />

in-store or online. The standard rate<br />

is four points for every £1 (equal to<br />

4p). However, if you’re aged 60 or<br />

over, joining More Treats for Over<br />

60s (www.boots.com/over60s)<br />

gives you a whopping ten points<br />

for every £1 you spend on Boots’<br />

own-brand items, plus perks such<br />

as 25 per cent off a first pair of<br />

prescription glasses. You can only<br />

use your points if the amount<br />

you’ve collected covers the cost of a<br />

complete item.<br />

Loyalty boost: You can’t boost<br />

the value of points, but register your<br />

card to take advantage of events<br />

such as triple points’ promotions.<br />

n For more info visit www.boots.com/<br />

advantagecard<br />

Nectar<br />

Earn points with more than 500 brands<br />

including Sainsbury’s, BP, British Gas,<br />

eBay and www.ao.com. The amount of<br />

points varies, but at Sainsbury’s you get<br />

one point for every £1 spent. One point<br />

is worth 0.5p – so 500 points is worth<br />

£2.50 off your shopping. Boost value<br />

with ‘double-up’ promotions where you<br />

exchange points for vouchers worth<br />

twice their usual value for spending<br />

on days out, meals and magazine<br />

subscriptions. Get a free Café Nero<br />

coffee with 350 points. Nectar holders<br />

can also enjoy 20-50 per cent off<br />

concerts and train tickets.<br />

Loyalty boost: Get more points by<br />

paying with Sainsbury’s Nectar Credit<br />

Card to earn 2 points per £1 spent instore<br />

and on fuel.<br />

n Visit https://www.nectar.com/login<br />

The Eden Project adult entry is £8<br />

worth of Tesco Clubcard vouchers,<br />

compared to £27.50 cash entry<br />

Treat a loved one to a No7 Perfect Lift<br />

gift for £30 (3,000 Boots Advantage<br />

points) – and claim<br />

120 points for<br />

yourself<br />

Buy an English Heritage annual<br />

membership for 7,500 Nectar points<br />

(£37.50) – usually £54 (£46 for a senior)<br />

pics: alamy stock photo, shutterstock. information<br />

correct at time of writing<br />

Source: MoneyComms.co.uk<br />

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67


in<br />

We meet the<br />

courageous fire<br />

investigation pooches<br />

who, kitted out in their<br />

protective booties, are<br />

lending an invaluable<br />

helping paw to the<br />

fire service<br />

By Katharine Wootton<br />

When the phone call<br />

comes in to retired<br />

firefighter Mike<br />

Shooter from the<br />

police or fire brigade<br />

that there’s been a fire that needs to be<br />

investigated for potential arson, his first<br />

port of call is to look for his dog.<br />

Etta has been taught Once he’s found Etta the black<br />

to sniff out liquids<br />

which are known to Labrador – who’s usually busy<br />

be used to start fires eating – it’s time for Mike to don<br />

his hard boots and firefighting<br />

gear while Etta quietly lets him<br />

put on her protective rubber<br />

Velcro booties. Then off they trot<br />

to get down to some life-changing<br />

work, investigating some of the<br />

most devastating fire scenes,<br />

These boots are made<br />

for walking: Etta, Sox and<br />

Aston, ready for action<br />

Hero dogs<br />

boots!<br />

sometimes just hours after the blaze<br />

has cooled down.<br />

Mike and Etta are part of K9FI, a<br />

not-for-profit community interest<br />

company set up by Mike and fellow<br />

firefighter Jon Willingham in 2014<br />

after hearing about the benefits of fire<br />

investigation dogs elsewhere in the<br />

country. Now, Mike and Etta, along<br />

with Mike’s younger dog Sox and Jon’s<br />

spaniel Aston, assist dozens of fire<br />

scenes around the country to rule in or<br />

out the possibility of arson, murder or<br />

insurance fraud.<br />

While these pooches are just<br />

ordinary pets, their natural personality<br />

matched with six weeks’ training<br />

makes them valuable assets in<br />

identifying deliberate fire-starting,<br />

resulting in prosecutions.<br />

“The dogs have to be stubborn and<br />

bold because you want them to be able<br />

to use their own mind and not keep<br />

looking to you for reassurance. They<br />

also need to be totally toy-obsessed,”<br />

laughs Mike.<br />

This is because the training of these<br />

dogs revolves around a dog’s best<br />

friend – a tennis ball.<br />

“When training, we use 12 little flour<br />

shakers, one of which will contain<br />

a tennis ball. When the dog’s nose<br />

touches the shaker with the tennis<br />

ball we use a clicker and throw them<br />

another ball. Then when they get the<br />

idea of the game, we add a bit of petrol<br />

to the ball so they realise when they<br />

smell this smell, they need to freeze<br />

and put their nose on it and they get a<br />

reward. As far as they’re concerned, it’s<br />

all a big game.”<br />

As training steps up, the dogs are<br />

taught to react to 12 common liquid<br />

accelerants which could be used to<br />

start a fire, although often they’ll be<br />

able to pick up many more.<br />

Once training is done and the dogs<br />

are qualified, it’s time for them to start<br />

the job for real as they hunt down the<br />

smell of liquid accelerants.<br />

“Fires are pretty devastating<br />

things and the blackness of a burnout<br />

absorbs light, making it a totally new<br />

experience for the dogs, with lots of<br />

different smells. But like an athlete, the<br />

more the dogs train, the better they get<br />

and the more confident they become in<br />

different situations.”<br />

While Mike and Jon never ask<br />

their dogs to go into somewhere they<br />

wouldn’t consider safe enough to go<br />

themselves, sometimes these pooches<br />

find themselves in situations many<br />

ordinary dogs would run a mile from.<br />

“The bigger dogs who can’t be<br />

carried up a ladder with us sometimes<br />

have to go into high buildings in a<br />

special harness and pulley, so it’s<br />

important to have dogs that are not<br />

easily stressed.”<br />

‘Over half of all UK fires<br />

are started deliberately. If<br />

we can use our dogs to get<br />

more arson prosecutions<br />

hopefully that may change’<br />

The dogs must also venture into<br />

buildings that, as is the case with most<br />

fire scenes, are strewn with upturned<br />

nails and broken glass, hence why they<br />

wear their cute protective booties to<br />

protect the pads of their feet.<br />

The boots come in all different sizes<br />

and are made to the measurements<br />

of each specific dog. They cost an<br />

eye-watering £70 a set and every<br />

dog gets several sets to avoid crosscontaminating<br />

scenes as they go from<br />

one job to another. However, Mike<br />

real life<br />

reveals he’s yet to win his dogs over on<br />

their fashionable footwear.<br />

“The dogs really don’t like wearing<br />

them and sometimes they’ll go out in<br />

the garden and try to pull them off. I<br />

often have to tease them with a tennis<br />

ball to make them forget about what<br />

they’ve got on their paws, but it is for<br />

their safety.”<br />

Since it’s been established,<br />

K9FI has helped solve a number of big<br />

cases, including a recent prosecution<br />

of double murder where his dogs<br />

seized upon the incriminating scent<br />

that proved a fire had been started<br />

deliberately.<br />

But when they’re not raking through<br />

burnt buildings, the dogs also play<br />

a role educating youngsters in the<br />

community.<br />

“We work with children who are<br />

obsessed with fires and use the dogs<br />

as a way of communicating with them.<br />

We tell them how dangerous fires are<br />

and that if a fire is caused deliberately,<br />

I would have to send my dog into that<br />

dangerous situation. So far, we’ve had<br />

lots of success in getting through to<br />

youngsters with this.<br />

“Over half of UK fires are started<br />

deliberately so it’s a massive problem<br />

that costs the economy more than<br />

£1bn as well as blighting lives. Yet the<br />

prosecution rate is very low for arson.<br />

So if we can use our dogs to get more<br />

arson prosecutions – as<br />

well as educating children<br />

– hopefully we might start<br />

dissuading more people<br />

from starting fires.”<br />

n To find out more about<br />

K9FI visit www.k9fi.co.uk<br />

Jon, Mike and the dogs<br />

have solved a number<br />

of fire-related cases<br />

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PICs: patrick boyd


looking good<br />

toolkit<br />

Keep skin in tip-top condition with<br />

our advice and beauty buys, says<br />

Beauty Editor, Michelle Nightingale<br />

36<br />

Your<br />

winter<br />

skin<br />

We all switch<br />

to our winter<br />

clothes without<br />

thinking when it<br />

gets cold but do you adjust your<br />

skincare, too. “Colder weather can<br />

often be a shock to the skin and<br />

maintaining its protective barrier<br />

function can be more of a challenge,”<br />

explains Nivea skincare expert<br />

Dr Sven Untiedt.<br />

“As we constantly drift between<br />

hot and cold temperatures,<br />

skin loses essential water,<br />

resulting in skin that feels<br />

tight and dry.<br />

“Consuming plenty of water<br />

is just as important in the<br />

winter as it is in summer,”<br />

says Dr Sven. “Eight glasses<br />

of water a day is a good<br />

guide, but try eating<br />

foods with a high water<br />

content such as cucumber,<br />

watermelon and tomatoes.”<br />

These simple lifestyle<br />

changes can help, but<br />

adjusting your skincare routine<br />

is really important too.<br />

YOURS n EVERY FORTNIGHT<br />

Cleanse kindly<br />

If your cleansing routine is<br />

a little hasty, then now’s the<br />

time to switch to a gentler<br />

cleansing routine.<br />

“During the colder months<br />

choose a cream or milk<br />

cleanser as they effectively<br />

clean the skin without causing<br />

drying or irritation,” explains<br />

Dr Sven.<br />

“This doesn’t mean you<br />

need to avoid wash-off types,<br />

but do make sure you opt for<br />

formulas that are gentle and<br />

hydrating. Key ingredients to<br />

look out for include Vitamin<br />

E and almond oil, which can<br />

help soothe and moisturise<br />

the skin.”<br />

STAR<br />

INGREDIENT<br />

Almond oil is packed<br />

full of antioxidants<br />

and skin-perfecting<br />

vitamins and<br />

nutrients, including<br />

Vitamins E, A, B<br />

and D – all essential<br />

for youthful<br />

skin.<br />

Try…<br />

n Weleda Almond<br />

Soothing Cleansing<br />

Lotion, £10.50/75ml.<br />

A nourishing fragrancefree<br />

formula to gently<br />

remove make-up.<br />

Add an oil<br />

It’s easy to come to the<br />

conclusion that face oils<br />

should be used in place<br />

of your usual moisturiser,<br />

but actually oils work<br />

best applied alongside<br />

your moisturiser, not<br />

instead of. Oils tend to<br />

stay near the surface of<br />

the skin, which means<br />

they’re great at helping<br />

the skin’s natural barrier<br />

function, but won’t<br />

give the same deep<br />

down and long-lasting<br />

hydration of richer face<br />

creams. That isn’t to say<br />

they’re not worth using.<br />

In fact, they’ll help skin<br />

feel softer, smoother and<br />

when used before your<br />

night cream they’ll help<br />

seal in hydration, too.<br />

Try…<br />

Try…<br />

n Botanics Nourishing<br />

Facial Oil, £11.49/25ml.<br />

A blend of rosehip<br />

oil, which is rich<br />

in omegas and<br />

essential fatty acids<br />

to help regenerate<br />

the skin.<br />

Moisturise wisely<br />

Skin that’s prone to dryness will particularly need extra hydration in cold weather. “Look for<br />

day creams that promise 24-hour hydration, as these tend to be richer and give lasting results,”<br />

says Dr Sven. If you find your oily skin type becomes too greasy with a rich day cream, stick to<br />

your usual moisturiser and add a serum to your morning routine to give skin an extra boost.<br />

n Nivea Daily<br />

Essentials Rich<br />

Moisturising Day<br />

Cream, £4.09/50ml.<br />

Perfect for dry and<br />

sensitive skin types,<br />

this pocket-friendly<br />

day cream contains<br />

anti-ageing Q10 and<br />

almond oil.<br />

Gently exfoliate<br />

Exfoliating is important all year<br />

round, but even more at this<br />

time of year, when skin can<br />

easily look dull. However, if<br />

your skin is prone to sensitivity<br />

you’ll need to use a gentle<br />

formula and stick to just once<br />

or twice a week.<br />

Try…<br />

n Urban Veda<br />

Soothing<br />

Exfoliating<br />

Facial Polish,<br />

£13.99/125ml.<br />

Formulated<br />

for sensitive<br />

skin types, not<br />

only does it<br />

exfoliate, it also<br />

works to nourish<br />

and de-stress<br />

aggravated skin.<br />

n Super Facialist Rose Peaceful Skin<br />

Night Cream, £14.99/50ml.<br />

Richly nourishing with hyaluronic<br />

acid,<br />

rosehip<br />

as well as<br />

calming<br />

cucumber<br />

and<br />

willow.<br />

Top tip<br />

Hot showers and baths can<br />

strip the skin of essential<br />

protective oils, causing it to<br />

dry out quicker, so turn down<br />

the heat and minimise<br />

your tub time<br />

n Botanics Long<br />

Handled Body<br />

Brush, £10<br />

n Nivea Rich<br />

Nourishing<br />

Body Lotion,<br />

£5.99/400ml<br />

n No7 Protect &<br />

Perfect Intense<br />

Advanced<br />

Serum,<br />

£26/30ml.<br />

Repairs and<br />

protects the skin<br />

with a proven<br />

anti-ageing<br />

formula.<br />

Be body beautiful<br />

Top tip<br />

Dry, flaky skin can be<br />

itchy and irritating but<br />

Body brushing is also<br />

most of us don’t<br />

great for improving<br />

apply body cream<br />

blood circulation,<br />

regularly. “The skin on the<br />

and ridding the<br />

legs is often quite dry and<br />

body of toxins<br />

skin dryness can often be<br />

seen here first,” explains<br />

Dr Sven. Banish flakes by using a body<br />

brush daily before showering, brushing<br />

towards your heart using long,<br />

gentle strokes and after showering,<br />

apply a rich body cream.<br />

Try…<br />

Stockists: Boots<br />

No7, Botanics,<br />

Eucerin, Nivea and<br />

Super Facialist all<br />

available from Boots 0845<br />

070 8090; Urban Veda and<br />

Weleda available from Waitrose<br />

0800 188 884<br />

Lips SOS<br />

Licking your lips causes<br />

them to dry and crack,<br />

so it’s important to break<br />

the habit. Lips don’t have<br />

oil glands and easily dry out<br />

so apply a hydrating lip balm<br />

regularly. We like Eucerin’s<br />

Dry Skin Intensive Lip Balm<br />

(£6) with soothing liquorice<br />

extract and Evening<br />

Primrose Oil. It’s<br />

brilliant!<br />

PICs: BACKUP IMAGES, SHUTTERSTOCK, MASTERFILE


Heart attack<br />

warning<br />

signs<br />

& how to cut your risk<br />

The<br />

pain<br />

of a heart<br />

attack is not<br />

always severe<br />

– it can just feel<br />

uncomfortable<br />

Women<br />

can also<br />

experience a<br />

spreading pain<br />

in the jaw, back,<br />

neck, arms or<br />

stomach...<br />

The classic heart<br />

attack sign is pain<br />

in the centre of your<br />

chest, between your<br />

breasts or behind<br />

your breastbone<br />

...feeling sick, sweaty,<br />

breathless, dizzy<br />

or anxious and<br />

lethargic (with<br />

chest pain) can<br />

be cause for<br />

concern<br />

The signs of a heart attack can<br />

be less obvious in women.<br />

Karen Evennett explains what to<br />

look for and how to protect yourself<br />

It may seem<br />

impossible that<br />

you could have a<br />

heart attack and not<br />

know it. Yet a recent<br />

study found that the early<br />

warning signs of a heart<br />

attack are missed in one<br />

in six people, and being a<br />

woman means that you’re<br />

less likely to notice the<br />

tell-tale hints that<br />

something is wrong.<br />

“That’s usually because<br />

we associate a heart attack<br />

with that classic image of a<br />

stressed-out businessman<br />

clutching his arm,” explains<br />

Dr Mike Knapton, Associate<br />

Indigestion,<br />

cold sweats, lightheadedness<br />

and<br />

collapse are also signs<br />

that are often mistaken<br />

for being something<br />

less serious<br />

Medical Director of the<br />

British Heart Foundation.<br />

Often the signs are more<br />

subtle and if you know<br />

what to look for, you can get<br />

yourself treatment faster and<br />

you’ll have a better chance of<br />

saving your heart.<br />

Did you know?<br />

On average your<br />

heart beats 100,000<br />

times a day<br />

It’s particularly important<br />

that you pay attention to<br />

your heart post-menopause.<br />

“Before the menopause the<br />

hormone oestrogen offers<br />

some protection,” says Dr<br />

Knapton. “Post menopause<br />

your risk of a heart attack is<br />

higher. Be extra vigilant if<br />

you’re a smoker or have risk<br />

factors such as high blood<br />

pressure, high cholesterol,<br />

obesity and diabetes.”<br />

“The classic sign of a<br />

heart attack is a pain in the<br />

If in doubt, check it ouT!<br />

If you’re getting unusual, grumbling indigestion-like<br />

symptoms often and you’re concerned they could be to<br />

do with your heart, your GP can refer you to a chest clinic<br />

within two weeks to explore the underlying reason.<br />

If you have a sudden and acute pain that you<br />

suspect is a heart attack, or any or the symptoms<br />

mentioned, call 999! “Taking an aspirin could help<br />

to reduce a clot, but don’t search for aspirin. It’s more<br />

important to make that emergency call and then rest<br />

quietly until help arrives,” says Dr Knapton.<br />

Did you know? Your<br />

heart is about the same<br />

size as two hands<br />

clasped together<br />

centre of your chest, between<br />

your breasts or behind your<br />

breastbone – but 37 per cent<br />

of women have no chest<br />

pain with their heart attacks,”<br />

says Professor Sliwa,<br />

President-Elect of the World<br />

Heart Federation.<br />

Spreading pain or<br />

discomfort in other areas of<br />

your upper body – such as<br />

your arms, back, jaw, neck or<br />

stomach – are also warning<br />

signs, and one in four women<br />

whose heart attacks have<br />

gone unrecognised have had<br />

these less obvious symptoms.<br />

Shortness of breath,<br />

unexplained weakness or<br />

fatigue, anxiety or unusual<br />

nervousness can also be<br />

surprising signs. “Indigestion,<br />

gas-like pain, cold sweats,<br />

nausea, light-headedness and<br />

collapse are also signs that<br />

are often mistaken for being<br />

something less serious,” says<br />

Professor Sliwa.<br />

Take note if you are feeling<br />

sick, sweaty, breathless or<br />

light-headed or generally<br />

feel unwell or lethargic with<br />

associated chest pain or<br />

discomfort.<br />

Women’s hearts<br />

are different<br />

“You have different risk<br />

factors to men,” says Professor<br />

Sliwa. “Women are more at<br />

risk of developing high blood<br />

pressure before the age of 45<br />

than men, putting strain on<br />

their hearts for longer, and<br />

you’re more likely to become<br />

obese. Women are also more<br />

likely to take up smoking<br />

than men. All these things are<br />

major risk factors for heart<br />

disease.”<br />

Did you know?<br />

A woman’s heartbeat is faster than a<br />

man’s by almost eight beats a minute<br />

stay healthy<br />

6ways to lower<br />

your risk<br />

1<br />

If you do one thing, GIVE UP SMOKING. As<br />

a woman, even two or three cigarettes a day<br />

double your risk of a heart attack (a man’s<br />

risk is doubled with five or six cigarettes a day).<br />

2Research suggests that HAPPINESS and<br />

a strong sense of wellbeing can<br />

have an impact on our heart health. Make a<br />

point of doing things that will lift your mood – a<br />

chat with a friend or watching a funny film could<br />

boost your heart health.<br />

3<br />

“You should also TAKE MORE<br />

EXERCISE. Try not to be put off if the<br />

guidelines seem unachievable. The<br />

recommended 150 minutes of exercise per<br />

week can feel daunting, but do<br />

whatever amount you can manage<br />

– it may well spur you on to do<br />

more. Don’t think, ‘it’s too<br />

late for me’ – the earlier you<br />

start improving your lifestyle<br />

the more you will gain,” says Dr<br />

Knapton. If you do less than one<br />

hour’s exercise a week you have nearly a 50 per cent<br />

higher chance of developing coronary heart disease<br />

than a woman who does three hours a week.<br />

4<br />

Even if you take lots of exercise, you’ve<br />

more than double the usual risk of a<br />

suffering a heart attack if you’re also obese<br />

(which means you have a BMI of 30 or more).<br />

It’s essential to WATCH YOUR WEIGHT and a<br />

traditional Mediterranean diet, rich in vegetables,<br />

oily fish and wholegrains, naturally includes most<br />

of the key diet changes that will help to keep your<br />

heart healthy.<br />

5Women should stick to the<br />

alcohol guidelines and drink no<br />

more than 2 or 3 units a day (for men the<br />

limit is 3 or 4 units). Over time, drinking too<br />

much alcohol can put you at risk of heart attack<br />

and stroke.<br />

6<br />

KNOW YOUR NUMBERS … Past the age<br />

of 40 you’re entitled to a NHS Health<br />

Check every five years at which your<br />

blood pressure and cholesterol will be tested.<br />

Speak to your GP or Practice nurse.<br />

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PICs: shutterstock


The say-it-like-it-is comedienne<br />

and TV presenter is a real<br />

pushover when it comes to cats<br />

By Alison James<br />

To her many fans, Jo<br />

Brand is as funny as they<br />

come yet she doesn’t<br />

immediately spring to<br />

mind when thinking of<br />

a famous face to front a TV series<br />

about our feline friends getting into<br />

all kinds of moggy mischief.<br />

However, it turns out that the top<br />

cats at Channel Five have played<br />

a blinder by casting the former<br />

psychiatric nurse to present their<br />

new seven-part series about just that<br />

– called Jo Brand’s Cats and Kittens.<br />

“I’ve always been a cat person<br />

and, right from childhood, I’ve<br />

always had them,” Jo tells us.<br />

“At the moment, we have two.<br />

A very old boy called Louis who<br />

is 20, and Dotty, a much younger<br />

boy. Dotty sounds like he’s genderconfused<br />

but he’s not – it’s just that<br />

we let our kids and our friends’ kids<br />

name him!”<br />

Did the programme makers<br />

know she loved cats?<br />

“Oh, I think so,” Jo replies.<br />

fluffy<br />

side!<br />

“It would have been a bit weird if they<br />

hadn’t – what if I turned out to dislike<br />

them?<br />

“What I especially like about this<br />

show is that we focus on cats and<br />

kittens that need rescuing and require<br />

veterinary treatment, as well as those<br />

that have been abandoned. In the first<br />

episode, for instance, there’s a scared<br />

young cat in Leeds called Lola who gets<br />

stuck up the chimney in her owner’s<br />

new house. She’s up there for four days,<br />

refusing to come down and eventually,<br />

the fire brigade is called. It’s real touchand-go<br />

stuff.”<br />

In addition to doing the voiceover<br />

Jo Brand<br />

reveals<br />

her<br />

for the<br />

programme, Jo<br />

also appears on<br />

screen when<br />

she witnesses<br />

complex surgery on<br />

a kitten at one of the<br />

country’s busiest<br />

animal hospitals.<br />

“Saba the<br />

little kitten, fell<br />

four floors from<br />

a balcony and<br />

shattered her<br />

front leg and her<br />

pelvis,” Jo explains.<br />

“Witnessing an operation on a badly<br />

injured kitten certainly was never<br />

on my to-do list. In fact, I’m rather<br />

squeamish but I surprised myself<br />

by coping OK and actually I found it<br />

fascinating. But then the whole series<br />

is so interesting – meeting all the cats,<br />

kittens and their owners, the vets,<br />

RSPCA officers and members of the<br />

public who have taken rescue cats into<br />

their homes. There’s some scientific<br />

stuff, too – finding out just why cats are<br />

such impressive animals.”<br />

One of the reasons Jo is such a feline<br />

fan is becuase of their often contrary<br />

nature...<br />

“It depends on the character,<br />

obviously, but I’ve always loved<br />

the curious mix of dependence and<br />

independence cats have,” she says.<br />

“You can kind of allow them to develop<br />

their own lifestyle – you can’t do that<br />

with dogs as they require more input.<br />

Cats’ individual personalities are an<br />

absorbing distraction from household<br />

chores and answering emails. I admire<br />

cats’ self-possession and self-assurance<br />

‘What gets me more upset<br />

than anything is probably<br />

bullying. I abhor it in any<br />

shape or form’<br />

– from total indifference to suddenly<br />

seeking my undivided attention – a bit<br />

like my husband!”<br />

On a more serious note, did Jo ever<br />

find herself getting emotional about<br />

the case histories featured in the series?<br />

“Of course,” she says. “I hate it when<br />

any animals are mistreated but not to<br />

the point where I weep buckets. I have<br />

a friend who gets more upset about<br />

animal cruelty than anything else. I’m<br />

more pragmatic and would say I get<br />

appropriately upset.<br />

“What gets me more upset than<br />

anything is probably bullying. I abhor it<br />

in any shape or form. Kids don’t stand<br />

up to bullies often enough because<br />

Jo with little Saba who fell<br />

from a balcony and above,<br />

kitties galore!<br />

star chat<br />

there’s this weird code<br />

so many of them have<br />

about not grassing<br />

people up. “Grass-up<br />

whoever,” I say, “Get it<br />

out in the open.<br />

“This applies to<br />

adults, too. There is<br />

bullying in so many<br />

workplaces and I feel<br />

it’s a real shame that<br />

there’s a code where<br />

you’re not supposed<br />

to talk about it but<br />

just get on and<br />

manage it. We should<br />

all be kinder to each<br />

other – kindness is so<br />

important.”<br />

In addition to Jo<br />

Brand’s Cats and<br />

Kittens, in recent months mother-oftwo<br />

Jo (60) has been busy presenting<br />

Extra Slice, the Great British Bake Off<br />

spin-off, on Channel Four. She loves<br />

doing the show but we’re surprised to<br />

learn that she’s not actually very fond<br />

of cake.<br />

“I prefer savoury stuff, although I do<br />

have this reputation of being unable to<br />

resist cake,” she smiles. “I think this is<br />

because when I started out as a standup,<br />

I’d talk about how bizarre it was<br />

that the people advertising cake on TV<br />

were always thin. It didn’t make sense.<br />

I mean, if you eat lots and lots of cake,<br />

you’ll put on weight. So, somehow,<br />

I got this reputation of never being<br />

able to get enough cake. Not strictly<br />

true. That’s not to say I hate it. I have<br />

to admit I am quite partial to a jam<br />

doughnut and slice of Victoria Sponge.<br />

“And don’t offer me any cake<br />

with courgettes in it. Yuk! Why? Just<br />

why? It’s plain wrong. Courgette is a<br />

vegetable – it doesn’t belong in cake!”<br />

n Jo Brand’s Cats and Kittens is on Tuesdays<br />

on Channel 5<br />

14 YOURS n EVERY FORTNIGHT<br />

YOURS n EVERY FORTNIGHT 15<br />

PICs: alamy stock photo

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