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good to know<br />
editor Sarah Jagger<br />
Loyalty<br />
does pay!<br />
Christmas shopping is the ideal time<br />
to get the most from loyalty cards and<br />
make your points go further, says money<br />
Tesco Clubcard<br />
Earn one Clubcard point per £1 spent<br />
either in-store or online, or one point<br />
per £2 spent on Tesco fuel. Each point<br />
is worth 1p if spent in-store and up to<br />
4p if redeemed using Tesco Clubcard<br />
reward vouchers, depending on which<br />
product you choose. For example,<br />
£10 worth of points can be turned<br />
into a £40 Café Rouge voucher. You<br />
need a minimum of 150 points to<br />
receive vouchers.<br />
Loyalty boost: Increase your<br />
earning power with either a Tesco<br />
credit card (0.25 points for every £1) or<br />
mobile phone (£1 per point).<br />
n Sign up in-store or find out more at<br />
https://secure.tesco.com/clubcard<br />
Points make presents<br />
What to buy with your loyalty points<br />
Boots Advantage Card<br />
Earn points every time you buy<br />
in-store or online. The standard rate<br />
is four points for every £1 (equal to<br />
4p). However, if you’re aged 60 or<br />
over, joining More Treats for Over<br />
60s (www.boots.com/over60s)<br />
gives you a whopping ten points<br />
for every £1 you spend on Boots’<br />
own-brand items, plus perks such<br />
as 25 per cent off a first pair of<br />
prescription glasses. You can only<br />
use your points if the amount<br />
you’ve collected covers the cost of a<br />
complete item.<br />
Loyalty boost: You can’t boost<br />
the value of points, but register your<br />
card to take advantage of events<br />
such as triple points’ promotions.<br />
n For more info visit www.boots.com/<br />
advantagecard<br />
Nectar<br />
Earn points with more than 500 brands<br />
including Sainsbury’s, BP, British Gas,<br />
eBay and www.ao.com. The amount of<br />
points varies, but at Sainsbury’s you get<br />
one point for every £1 spent. One point<br />
is worth 0.5p – so 500 points is worth<br />
£2.50 off your shopping. Boost value<br />
with ‘double-up’ promotions where you<br />
exchange points for vouchers worth<br />
twice their usual value for spending<br />
on days out, meals and magazine<br />
subscriptions. Get a free Café Nero<br />
coffee with 350 points. Nectar holders<br />
can also enjoy 20-50 per cent off<br />
concerts and train tickets.<br />
Loyalty boost: Get more points by<br />
paying with Sainsbury’s Nectar Credit<br />
Card to earn 2 points per £1 spent instore<br />
and on fuel.<br />
n Visit https://www.nectar.com/login<br />
The Eden Project adult entry is £8<br />
worth of Tesco Clubcard vouchers,<br />
compared to £27.50 cash entry<br />
Treat a loved one to a No7 Perfect Lift<br />
gift for £30 (3,000 Boots Advantage<br />
points) – and claim<br />
120 points for<br />
yourself<br />
Buy an English Heritage annual<br />
membership for 7,500 Nectar points<br />
(£37.50) – usually £54 (£46 for a senior)<br />
pics: alamy stock photo, shutterstock. information<br />
correct at time of writing<br />
Source: MoneyComms.co.uk<br />
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67
in<br />
We meet the<br />
courageous fire<br />
investigation pooches<br />
who, kitted out in their<br />
protective booties, are<br />
lending an invaluable<br />
helping paw to the<br />
fire service<br />
By Katharine Wootton<br />
When the phone call<br />
comes in to retired<br />
firefighter Mike<br />
Shooter from the<br />
police or fire brigade<br />
that there’s been a fire that needs to be<br />
investigated for potential arson, his first<br />
port of call is to look for his dog.<br />
Etta has been taught Once he’s found Etta the black<br />
to sniff out liquids<br />
which are known to Labrador – who’s usually busy<br />
be used to start fires eating – it’s time for Mike to don<br />
his hard boots and firefighting<br />
gear while Etta quietly lets him<br />
put on her protective rubber<br />
Velcro booties. Then off they trot<br />
to get down to some life-changing<br />
work, investigating some of the<br />
most devastating fire scenes,<br />
These boots are made<br />
for walking: Etta, Sox and<br />
Aston, ready for action<br />
Hero dogs<br />
boots!<br />
sometimes just hours after the blaze<br />
has cooled down.<br />
Mike and Etta are part of K9FI, a<br />
not-for-profit community interest<br />
company set up by Mike and fellow<br />
firefighter Jon Willingham in 2014<br />
after hearing about the benefits of fire<br />
investigation dogs elsewhere in the<br />
country. Now, Mike and Etta, along<br />
with Mike’s younger dog Sox and Jon’s<br />
spaniel Aston, assist dozens of fire<br />
scenes around the country to rule in or<br />
out the possibility of arson, murder or<br />
insurance fraud.<br />
While these pooches are just<br />
ordinary pets, their natural personality<br />
matched with six weeks’ training<br />
makes them valuable assets in<br />
identifying deliberate fire-starting,<br />
resulting in prosecutions.<br />
“The dogs have to be stubborn and<br />
bold because you want them to be able<br />
to use their own mind and not keep<br />
looking to you for reassurance. They<br />
also need to be totally toy-obsessed,”<br />
laughs Mike.<br />
This is because the training of these<br />
dogs revolves around a dog’s best<br />
friend – a tennis ball.<br />
“When training, we use 12 little flour<br />
shakers, one of which will contain<br />
a tennis ball. When the dog’s nose<br />
touches the shaker with the tennis<br />
ball we use a clicker and throw them<br />
another ball. Then when they get the<br />
idea of the game, we add a bit of petrol<br />
to the ball so they realise when they<br />
smell this smell, they need to freeze<br />
and put their nose on it and they get a<br />
reward. As far as they’re concerned, it’s<br />
all a big game.”<br />
As training steps up, the dogs are<br />
taught to react to 12 common liquid<br />
accelerants which could be used to<br />
start a fire, although often they’ll be<br />
able to pick up many more.<br />
Once training is done and the dogs<br />
are qualified, it’s time for them to start<br />
the job for real as they hunt down the<br />
smell of liquid accelerants.<br />
“Fires are pretty devastating<br />
things and the blackness of a burnout<br />
absorbs light, making it a totally new<br />
experience for the dogs, with lots of<br />
different smells. But like an athlete, the<br />
more the dogs train, the better they get<br />
and the more confident they become in<br />
different situations.”<br />
While Mike and Jon never ask<br />
their dogs to go into somewhere they<br />
wouldn’t consider safe enough to go<br />
themselves, sometimes these pooches<br />
find themselves in situations many<br />
ordinary dogs would run a mile from.<br />
“The bigger dogs who can’t be<br />
carried up a ladder with us sometimes<br />
have to go into high buildings in a<br />
special harness and pulley, so it’s<br />
important to have dogs that are not<br />
easily stressed.”<br />
‘Over half of all UK fires<br />
are started deliberately. If<br />
we can use our dogs to get<br />
more arson prosecutions<br />
hopefully that may change’<br />
The dogs must also venture into<br />
buildings that, as is the case with most<br />
fire scenes, are strewn with upturned<br />
nails and broken glass, hence why they<br />
wear their cute protective booties to<br />
protect the pads of their feet.<br />
The boots come in all different sizes<br />
and are made to the measurements<br />
of each specific dog. They cost an<br />
eye-watering £70 a set and every<br />
dog gets several sets to avoid crosscontaminating<br />
scenes as they go from<br />
one job to another. However, Mike<br />
real life<br />
reveals he’s yet to win his dogs over on<br />
their fashionable footwear.<br />
“The dogs really don’t like wearing<br />
them and sometimes they’ll go out in<br />
the garden and try to pull them off. I<br />
often have to tease them with a tennis<br />
ball to make them forget about what<br />
they’ve got on their paws, but it is for<br />
their safety.”<br />
Since it’s been established,<br />
K9FI has helped solve a number of big<br />
cases, including a recent prosecution<br />
of double murder where his dogs<br />
seized upon the incriminating scent<br />
that proved a fire had been started<br />
deliberately.<br />
But when they’re not raking through<br />
burnt buildings, the dogs also play<br />
a role educating youngsters in the<br />
community.<br />
“We work with children who are<br />
obsessed with fires and use the dogs<br />
as a way of communicating with them.<br />
We tell them how dangerous fires are<br />
and that if a fire is caused deliberately,<br />
I would have to send my dog into that<br />
dangerous situation. So far, we’ve had<br />
lots of success in getting through to<br />
youngsters with this.<br />
“Over half of UK fires are started<br />
deliberately so it’s a massive problem<br />
that costs the economy more than<br />
£1bn as well as blighting lives. Yet the<br />
prosecution rate is very low for arson.<br />
So if we can use our dogs to get more<br />
arson prosecutions – as<br />
well as educating children<br />
– hopefully we might start<br />
dissuading more people<br />
from starting fires.”<br />
n To find out more about<br />
K9FI visit www.k9fi.co.uk<br />
Jon, Mike and the dogs<br />
have solved a number<br />
of fire-related cases<br />
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looking good<br />
toolkit<br />
Keep skin in tip-top condition with<br />
our advice and beauty buys, says<br />
Beauty Editor, Michelle Nightingale<br />
36<br />
Your<br />
winter<br />
skin<br />
We all switch<br />
to our winter<br />
clothes without<br />
thinking when it<br />
gets cold but do you adjust your<br />
skincare, too. “Colder weather can<br />
often be a shock to the skin and<br />
maintaining its protective barrier<br />
function can be more of a challenge,”<br />
explains Nivea skincare expert<br />
Dr Sven Untiedt.<br />
“As we constantly drift between<br />
hot and cold temperatures,<br />
skin loses essential water,<br />
resulting in skin that feels<br />
tight and dry.<br />
“Consuming plenty of water<br />
is just as important in the<br />
winter as it is in summer,”<br />
says Dr Sven. “Eight glasses<br />
of water a day is a good<br />
guide, but try eating<br />
foods with a high water<br />
content such as cucumber,<br />
watermelon and tomatoes.”<br />
These simple lifestyle<br />
changes can help, but<br />
adjusting your skincare routine<br />
is really important too.<br />
YOURS n EVERY FORTNIGHT<br />
Cleanse kindly<br />
If your cleansing routine is<br />
a little hasty, then now’s the<br />
time to switch to a gentler<br />
cleansing routine.<br />
“During the colder months<br />
choose a cream or milk<br />
cleanser as they effectively<br />
clean the skin without causing<br />
drying or irritation,” explains<br />
Dr Sven.<br />
“This doesn’t mean you<br />
need to avoid wash-off types,<br />
but do make sure you opt for<br />
formulas that are gentle and<br />
hydrating. Key ingredients to<br />
look out for include Vitamin<br />
E and almond oil, which can<br />
help soothe and moisturise<br />
the skin.”<br />
STAR<br />
INGREDIENT<br />
Almond oil is packed<br />
full of antioxidants<br />
and skin-perfecting<br />
vitamins and<br />
nutrients, including<br />
Vitamins E, A, B<br />
and D – all essential<br />
for youthful<br />
skin.<br />
Try…<br />
n Weleda Almond<br />
Soothing Cleansing<br />
Lotion, £10.50/75ml.<br />
A nourishing fragrancefree<br />
formula to gently<br />
remove make-up.<br />
Add an oil<br />
It’s easy to come to the<br />
conclusion that face oils<br />
should be used in place<br />
of your usual moisturiser,<br />
but actually oils work<br />
best applied alongside<br />
your moisturiser, not<br />
instead of. Oils tend to<br />
stay near the surface of<br />
the skin, which means<br />
they’re great at helping<br />
the skin’s natural barrier<br />
function, but won’t<br />
give the same deep<br />
down and long-lasting<br />
hydration of richer face<br />
creams. That isn’t to say<br />
they’re not worth using.<br />
In fact, they’ll help skin<br />
feel softer, smoother and<br />
when used before your<br />
night cream they’ll help<br />
seal in hydration, too.<br />
Try…<br />
Try…<br />
n Botanics Nourishing<br />
Facial Oil, £11.49/25ml.<br />
A blend of rosehip<br />
oil, which is rich<br />
in omegas and<br />
essential fatty acids<br />
to help regenerate<br />
the skin.<br />
Moisturise wisely<br />
Skin that’s prone to dryness will particularly need extra hydration in cold weather. “Look for<br />
day creams that promise 24-hour hydration, as these tend to be richer and give lasting results,”<br />
says Dr Sven. If you find your oily skin type becomes too greasy with a rich day cream, stick to<br />
your usual moisturiser and add a serum to your morning routine to give skin an extra boost.<br />
n Nivea Daily<br />
Essentials Rich<br />
Moisturising Day<br />
Cream, £4.09/50ml.<br />
Perfect for dry and<br />
sensitive skin types,<br />
this pocket-friendly<br />
day cream contains<br />
anti-ageing Q10 and<br />
almond oil.<br />
Gently exfoliate<br />
Exfoliating is important all year<br />
round, but even more at this<br />
time of year, when skin can<br />
easily look dull. However, if<br />
your skin is prone to sensitivity<br />
you’ll need to use a gentle<br />
formula and stick to just once<br />
or twice a week.<br />
Try…<br />
n Urban Veda<br />
Soothing<br />
Exfoliating<br />
Facial Polish,<br />
£13.99/125ml.<br />
Formulated<br />
for sensitive<br />
skin types, not<br />
only does it<br />
exfoliate, it also<br />
works to nourish<br />
and de-stress<br />
aggravated skin.<br />
n Super Facialist Rose Peaceful Skin<br />
Night Cream, £14.99/50ml.<br />
Richly nourishing with hyaluronic<br />
acid,<br />
rosehip<br />
as well as<br />
calming<br />
cucumber<br />
and<br />
willow.<br />
Top tip<br />
Hot showers and baths can<br />
strip the skin of essential<br />
protective oils, causing it to<br />
dry out quicker, so turn down<br />
the heat and minimise<br />
your tub time<br />
n Botanics Long<br />
Handled Body<br />
Brush, £10<br />
n Nivea Rich<br />
Nourishing<br />
Body Lotion,<br />
£5.99/400ml<br />
n No7 Protect &<br />
Perfect Intense<br />
Advanced<br />
Serum,<br />
£26/30ml.<br />
Repairs and<br />
protects the skin<br />
with a proven<br />
anti-ageing<br />
formula.<br />
Be body beautiful<br />
Top tip<br />
Dry, flaky skin can be<br />
itchy and irritating but<br />
Body brushing is also<br />
most of us don’t<br />
great for improving<br />
apply body cream<br />
blood circulation,<br />
regularly. “The skin on the<br />
and ridding the<br />
legs is often quite dry and<br />
body of toxins<br />
skin dryness can often be<br />
seen here first,” explains<br />
Dr Sven. Banish flakes by using a body<br />
brush daily before showering, brushing<br />
towards your heart using long,<br />
gentle strokes and after showering,<br />
apply a rich body cream.<br />
Try…<br />
Stockists: Boots<br />
No7, Botanics,<br />
Eucerin, Nivea and<br />
Super Facialist all<br />
available from Boots 0845<br />
070 8090; Urban Veda and<br />
Weleda available from Waitrose<br />
0800 188 884<br />
Lips SOS<br />
Licking your lips causes<br />
them to dry and crack,<br />
so it’s important to break<br />
the habit. Lips don’t have<br />
oil glands and easily dry out<br />
so apply a hydrating lip balm<br />
regularly. We like Eucerin’s<br />
Dry Skin Intensive Lip Balm<br />
(£6) with soothing liquorice<br />
extract and Evening<br />
Primrose Oil. It’s<br />
brilliant!<br />
PICs: BACKUP IMAGES, SHUTTERSTOCK, MASTERFILE
Heart attack<br />
warning<br />
signs<br />
& how to cut your risk<br />
The<br />
pain<br />
of a heart<br />
attack is not<br />
always severe<br />
– it can just feel<br />
uncomfortable<br />
Women<br />
can also<br />
experience a<br />
spreading pain<br />
in the jaw, back,<br />
neck, arms or<br />
stomach...<br />
The classic heart<br />
attack sign is pain<br />
in the centre of your<br />
chest, between your<br />
breasts or behind<br />
your breastbone<br />
...feeling sick, sweaty,<br />
breathless, dizzy<br />
or anxious and<br />
lethargic (with<br />
chest pain) can<br />
be cause for<br />
concern<br />
The signs of a heart attack can<br />
be less obvious in women.<br />
Karen Evennett explains what to<br />
look for and how to protect yourself<br />
It may seem<br />
impossible that<br />
you could have a<br />
heart attack and not<br />
know it. Yet a recent<br />
study found that the early<br />
warning signs of a heart<br />
attack are missed in one<br />
in six people, and being a<br />
woman means that you’re<br />
less likely to notice the<br />
tell-tale hints that<br />
something is wrong.<br />
“That’s usually because<br />
we associate a heart attack<br />
with that classic image of a<br />
stressed-out businessman<br />
clutching his arm,” explains<br />
Dr Mike Knapton, Associate<br />
Indigestion,<br />
cold sweats, lightheadedness<br />
and<br />
collapse are also signs<br />
that are often mistaken<br />
for being something<br />
less serious<br />
Medical Director of the<br />
British Heart Foundation.<br />
Often the signs are more<br />
subtle and if you know<br />
what to look for, you can get<br />
yourself treatment faster and<br />
you’ll have a better chance of<br />
saving your heart.<br />
Did you know?<br />
On average your<br />
heart beats 100,000<br />
times a day<br />
It’s particularly important<br />
that you pay attention to<br />
your heart post-menopause.<br />
“Before the menopause the<br />
hormone oestrogen offers<br />
some protection,” says Dr<br />
Knapton. “Post menopause<br />
your risk of a heart attack is<br />
higher. Be extra vigilant if<br />
you’re a smoker or have risk<br />
factors such as high blood<br />
pressure, high cholesterol,<br />
obesity and diabetes.”<br />
“The classic sign of a<br />
heart attack is a pain in the<br />
If in doubt, check it ouT!<br />
If you’re getting unusual, grumbling indigestion-like<br />
symptoms often and you’re concerned they could be to<br />
do with your heart, your GP can refer you to a chest clinic<br />
within two weeks to explore the underlying reason.<br />
If you have a sudden and acute pain that you<br />
suspect is a heart attack, or any or the symptoms<br />
mentioned, call 999! “Taking an aspirin could help<br />
to reduce a clot, but don’t search for aspirin. It’s more<br />
important to make that emergency call and then rest<br />
quietly until help arrives,” says Dr Knapton.<br />
Did you know? Your<br />
heart is about the same<br />
size as two hands<br />
clasped together<br />
centre of your chest, between<br />
your breasts or behind your<br />
breastbone – but 37 per cent<br />
of women have no chest<br />
pain with their heart attacks,”<br />
says Professor Sliwa,<br />
President-Elect of the World<br />
Heart Federation.<br />
Spreading pain or<br />
discomfort in other areas of<br />
your upper body – such as<br />
your arms, back, jaw, neck or<br />
stomach – are also warning<br />
signs, and one in four women<br />
whose heart attacks have<br />
gone unrecognised have had<br />
these less obvious symptoms.<br />
Shortness of breath,<br />
unexplained weakness or<br />
fatigue, anxiety or unusual<br />
nervousness can also be<br />
surprising signs. “Indigestion,<br />
gas-like pain, cold sweats,<br />
nausea, light-headedness and<br />
collapse are also signs that<br />
are often mistaken for being<br />
something less serious,” says<br />
Professor Sliwa.<br />
Take note if you are feeling<br />
sick, sweaty, breathless or<br />
light-headed or generally<br />
feel unwell or lethargic with<br />
associated chest pain or<br />
discomfort.<br />
Women’s hearts<br />
are different<br />
“You have different risk<br />
factors to men,” says Professor<br />
Sliwa. “Women are more at<br />
risk of developing high blood<br />
pressure before the age of 45<br />
than men, putting strain on<br />
their hearts for longer, and<br />
you’re more likely to become<br />
obese. Women are also more<br />
likely to take up smoking<br />
than men. All these things are<br />
major risk factors for heart<br />
disease.”<br />
Did you know?<br />
A woman’s heartbeat is faster than a<br />
man’s by almost eight beats a minute<br />
stay healthy<br />
6ways to lower<br />
your risk<br />
1<br />
If you do one thing, GIVE UP SMOKING. As<br />
a woman, even two or three cigarettes a day<br />
double your risk of a heart attack (a man’s<br />
risk is doubled with five or six cigarettes a day).<br />
2Research suggests that HAPPINESS and<br />
a strong sense of wellbeing can<br />
have an impact on our heart health. Make a<br />
point of doing things that will lift your mood – a<br />
chat with a friend or watching a funny film could<br />
boost your heart health.<br />
3<br />
“You should also TAKE MORE<br />
EXERCISE. Try not to be put off if the<br />
guidelines seem unachievable. The<br />
recommended 150 minutes of exercise per<br />
week can feel daunting, but do<br />
whatever amount you can manage<br />
– it may well spur you on to do<br />
more. Don’t think, ‘it’s too<br />
late for me’ – the earlier you<br />
start improving your lifestyle<br />
the more you will gain,” says Dr<br />
Knapton. If you do less than one<br />
hour’s exercise a week you have nearly a 50 per cent<br />
higher chance of developing coronary heart disease<br />
than a woman who does three hours a week.<br />
4<br />
Even if you take lots of exercise, you’ve<br />
more than double the usual risk of a<br />
suffering a heart attack if you’re also obese<br />
(which means you have a BMI of 30 or more).<br />
It’s essential to WATCH YOUR WEIGHT and a<br />
traditional Mediterranean diet, rich in vegetables,<br />
oily fish and wholegrains, naturally includes most<br />
of the key diet changes that will help to keep your<br />
heart healthy.<br />
5Women should stick to the<br />
alcohol guidelines and drink no<br />
more than 2 or 3 units a day (for men the<br />
limit is 3 or 4 units). Over time, drinking too<br />
much alcohol can put you at risk of heart attack<br />
and stroke.<br />
6<br />
KNOW YOUR NUMBERS … Past the age<br />
of 40 you’re entitled to a NHS Health<br />
Check every five years at which your<br />
blood pressure and cholesterol will be tested.<br />
Speak to your GP or Practice nurse.<br />
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The say-it-like-it-is comedienne<br />
and TV presenter is a real<br />
pushover when it comes to cats<br />
By Alison James<br />
To her many fans, Jo<br />
Brand is as funny as they<br />
come yet she doesn’t<br />
immediately spring to<br />
mind when thinking of<br />
a famous face to front a TV series<br />
about our feline friends getting into<br />
all kinds of moggy mischief.<br />
However, it turns out that the top<br />
cats at Channel Five have played<br />
a blinder by casting the former<br />
psychiatric nurse to present their<br />
new seven-part series about just that<br />
– called Jo Brand’s Cats and Kittens.<br />
“I’ve always been a cat person<br />
and, right from childhood, I’ve<br />
always had them,” Jo tells us.<br />
“At the moment, we have two.<br />
A very old boy called Louis who<br />
is 20, and Dotty, a much younger<br />
boy. Dotty sounds like he’s genderconfused<br />
but he’s not – it’s just that<br />
we let our kids and our friends’ kids<br />
name him!”<br />
Did the programme makers<br />
know she loved cats?<br />
“Oh, I think so,” Jo replies.<br />
fluffy<br />
side!<br />
“It would have been a bit weird if they<br />
hadn’t – what if I turned out to dislike<br />
them?<br />
“What I especially like about this<br />
show is that we focus on cats and<br />
kittens that need rescuing and require<br />
veterinary treatment, as well as those<br />
that have been abandoned. In the first<br />
episode, for instance, there’s a scared<br />
young cat in Leeds called Lola who gets<br />
stuck up the chimney in her owner’s<br />
new house. She’s up there for four days,<br />
refusing to come down and eventually,<br />
the fire brigade is called. It’s real touchand-go<br />
stuff.”<br />
In addition to doing the voiceover<br />
Jo Brand<br />
reveals<br />
her<br />
for the<br />
programme, Jo<br />
also appears on<br />
screen when<br />
she witnesses<br />
complex surgery on<br />
a kitten at one of the<br />
country’s busiest<br />
animal hospitals.<br />
“Saba the<br />
little kitten, fell<br />
four floors from<br />
a balcony and<br />
shattered her<br />
front leg and her<br />
pelvis,” Jo explains.<br />
“Witnessing an operation on a badly<br />
injured kitten certainly was never<br />
on my to-do list. In fact, I’m rather<br />
squeamish but I surprised myself<br />
by coping OK and actually I found it<br />
fascinating. But then the whole series<br />
is so interesting – meeting all the cats,<br />
kittens and their owners, the vets,<br />
RSPCA officers and members of the<br />
public who have taken rescue cats into<br />
their homes. There’s some scientific<br />
stuff, too – finding out just why cats are<br />
such impressive animals.”<br />
One of the reasons Jo is such a feline<br />
fan is becuase of their often contrary<br />
nature...<br />
“It depends on the character,<br />
obviously, but I’ve always loved<br />
the curious mix of dependence and<br />
independence cats have,” she says.<br />
“You can kind of allow them to develop<br />
their own lifestyle – you can’t do that<br />
with dogs as they require more input.<br />
Cats’ individual personalities are an<br />
absorbing distraction from household<br />
chores and answering emails. I admire<br />
cats’ self-possession and self-assurance<br />
‘What gets me more upset<br />
than anything is probably<br />
bullying. I abhor it in any<br />
shape or form’<br />
– from total indifference to suddenly<br />
seeking my undivided attention – a bit<br />
like my husband!”<br />
On a more serious note, did Jo ever<br />
find herself getting emotional about<br />
the case histories featured in the series?<br />
“Of course,” she says. “I hate it when<br />
any animals are mistreated but not to<br />
the point where I weep buckets. I have<br />
a friend who gets more upset about<br />
animal cruelty than anything else. I’m<br />
more pragmatic and would say I get<br />
appropriately upset.<br />
“What gets me more upset than<br />
anything is probably bullying. I abhor it<br />
in any shape or form. Kids don’t stand<br />
up to bullies often enough because<br />
Jo with little Saba who fell<br />
from a balcony and above,<br />
kitties galore!<br />
star chat<br />
there’s this weird code<br />
so many of them have<br />
about not grassing<br />
people up. “Grass-up<br />
whoever,” I say, “Get it<br />
out in the open.<br />
“This applies to<br />
adults, too. There is<br />
bullying in so many<br />
workplaces and I feel<br />
it’s a real shame that<br />
there’s a code where<br />
you’re not supposed<br />
to talk about it but<br />
just get on and<br />
manage it. We should<br />
all be kinder to each<br />
other – kindness is so<br />
important.”<br />
In addition to Jo<br />
Brand’s Cats and<br />
Kittens, in recent months mother-oftwo<br />
Jo (60) has been busy presenting<br />
Extra Slice, the Great British Bake Off<br />
spin-off, on Channel Four. She loves<br />
doing the show but we’re surprised to<br />
learn that she’s not actually very fond<br />
of cake.<br />
“I prefer savoury stuff, although I do<br />
have this reputation of being unable to<br />
resist cake,” she smiles. “I think this is<br />
because when I started out as a standup,<br />
I’d talk about how bizarre it was<br />
that the people advertising cake on TV<br />
were always thin. It didn’t make sense.<br />
I mean, if you eat lots and lots of cake,<br />
you’ll put on weight. So, somehow,<br />
I got this reputation of never being<br />
able to get enough cake. Not strictly<br />
true. That’s not to say I hate it. I have<br />
to admit I am quite partial to a jam<br />
doughnut and slice of Victoria Sponge.<br />
“And don’t offer me any cake<br />
with courgettes in it. Yuk! Why? Just<br />
why? It’s plain wrong. Courgette is a<br />
vegetable – it doesn’t belong in cake!”<br />
n Jo Brand’s Cats and Kittens is on Tuesdays<br />
on Channel 5<br />
14 YOURS n EVERY FORTNIGHT<br />
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