1991-1992 Rothberg Yearbook

LAST WILLS AND TESTAMENTS
Amazing best buddies Tanya Timfook, Alisa Rothstein , and Tamara Fisher leave as their last will and testament the
following items:
Tanya■, without a hat, tsistsis-wearing yeshiva boys, a water bottle no one will drink from, friends who know how to use
E-mail, a lifetime supply of French soap, a jogging partner who can keep up with her, tamer relatives, a trip to Egypt, a late
class Thursday mornings and another pole to bump into!
Alisa: A lifetime supply of chocolate that she can give away to her friends, Lev, free entrance into the Hyatt every
Wednesday, a vacation package to Cairo, fights with Fred, Charlie the handyman, a room in Building 7, a friend who listens
and cares just as much as she does.
Tamara. Tanya’s hat, 100 Beit Shemesh kids like Guy, less boy stress (what, and miss all this fun?), mellow roommates, a
new popt, mirror, and bowl, bangs that will grow out, all the spaghetti she can eat, a good feminist book, and a planet
without men.
Rebecca Spack ("Spack”): The Chiquita Banana woman, the Blue Moon, your own resturant, a kibbutz in Israel, the other
diamond earring, your clothes, savlanute, a new dance move, ever-lasting tan, a new pig to live with, Carefree Yellow and
Butts, Shy’s, Eric’s and David’s to last a lifetime, punctual friends, the leading role in “Joseph”, the Florence Nightengale
Award and the bathroom at Chess.
liana Marcus ("Svatty”): friends to live and die for, an oral fixation, a pornstar role and the cover of playboy, a balding
man that fits in your pocket and goes to Harvard, anal skills, Lady Di, a key chain, your own talk show and music video, an
“officer” in the Israeli army, credit, dirty dishes, a pa-da society, the pink thing, learning to M differently,a competition and
the bathroom at Chess
Amy Schrager ("Whatever”): the ability to pronounce words correctly, a bolt of mesh, the Messiah, a homosexual man,
Fred, Spack’s closet, positive energy, a non-shomer-negiya yeshiva, Ronnie and a free beer, deep talks, your own personal
theory, a spot on Solid Gold, an “analyzation” by Freud, the sea to sea hike and the bathroom at Chess
Keri Melmed ("Melamed"): Rena, a cheese factory, the ability to pick up vibes, love, Bill, your period, a casual fling, a
room full of friends and a keg, Dahab, your own mountain to hike, the fashion award, two thumbs and an open mouth, ow
ow owww!, a family member for all your friends and the bathroom at Chess
Adina Niemerow ("Motives”): a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with sand in it, Amin, a story you can’t relate to, nair,
“what ifs” that come true, the original motive, 2 wedding rings, the most improved dancer award, a vat of oil, your stories
published, furshlungled moods, a toothbrush, a tissue and the bathroom at Chess
Rich (Richy): B.B. Netanyahu, a permanent debator who will engage with him in political arguments on the bus every
morning to school, going over 2 weeks without shaving,, more flowers, cards, and chocolate from his girlfriend, the 1001
and 1 ways to cook an omelette guide, Jeremy, dirt, grub, grime, and smoot.
Jim (Jimbo): Pita and hummus, Mindy, an amplifier to broadcast his snoring sessions in Sprinzak’s class, a cleaning service
(Charlie’s not enough), a police siren to wake him up, a can of Coke, a competitive attitude, Luis, baked beans, an early
night, a clean desk, a separate mailbox with Colleen’s name on it, a dinner he has to pay for, a sports jacket, slacks, and tie.
Ben (Ben): Another game of chess with Steve, a normal camera smile, matzoh balls, red facepaint to match his eyes,
bageles, a mean streak, two days in a row with mail, the Michigan Fab-Five, helium for his bass voice, Jackie Einstein, ten
days in the slammer, a place in the world he doesn’t know something about, a day without snacks, a guest appearance on
“Star Trek:The Next Generation.”
Josh (Yehoshua): An American roommate, someuimg that’s not UNbelievable!, a glatt-kosher kitchen, couscous, low-cal
mayonnaise, Egg-Beaters, non-cholesterol potato chips and beer, a hair on his beard that's not in place, a Kiryat Yovel
rugby team, another wise crack, Henai Matov, a new article to post on the wall, garinim, a quiet burp, the NY Rangers, the
soundtrack to “We want Moshiach...”
Charlie (Chuck): His mother’s cooking, Mr. Clean, a English book of pronouns, a place he doesn’t have “protectxia”, more
cologne, his own shop called “Crazy Charlie’s - his prices are chofshi!”, a night without cookies, tea, and a guest, a longer
stay in the army, more weddings with Justine, a trip to Disney World, a weeklong stay on a wheat farm in Nebraska,
peanuts, popcorn, crackerjacks, and a frank at the oT ball game.
Jon (Jonno): The Ziontours softball team, another warmup with Schwartz, longer curls, the Yankees, Tamara, Rich’s
late-night farts, spaghetti with homemade sauce, a sport he doesn’t like (oh yeah- lacrosse!), boring clothes, mono, a
healthy Passover, and a duet at Binyanei Ha’uma with Nomi Shemer.
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