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TAYO OGUNBIYI<br />
Ogunbiyi is of the Features Unit,<br />
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A<br />
latest World Happiness<br />
Report (WHR) that<br />
rates 155 countries on<br />
the strength of their<br />
happiness status ranked<br />
Nigerians as the 6th happiest<br />
people in Africa and the 95th<br />
happiest in the world. Previously,<br />
in 2003, a World Values Survey had<br />
indicated that Nigerians are the<br />
world’s happiest people.<br />
How the country rapidly slid<br />
from being the world happiest<br />
people in 2003 to currently being<br />
95th in the world should be a thing<br />
of immense concern to all wellmeaning<br />
and patriotic compatriots.<br />
There is, therefore, an urgent need<br />
for us to reclaim the lofty status of<br />
being the happiest people in the<br />
world. It is an aberration for us to<br />
lose that enviable position to any<br />
other nation for that matter. It is<br />
our birthright and we must do all<br />
within our powers to possess our<br />
possession.<br />
This is why much commendation<br />
must particularly be accorded the<br />
government and good people of<br />
Imo State for showing the rest<br />
of the country the way forward<br />
in this onerous task to salvage<br />
our mandate as the happiest<br />
people on planet earth. The recent<br />
Nigeria and the imperative of happiness<br />
appointment of a Commissioner for<br />
Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment<br />
in Imo State represents a significant<br />
watershed towards the all important<br />
mission of retrieving our crown<br />
as the happiest species on earth.<br />
The state governor and his crop of<br />
ingenious advisers surely deserve<br />
an Oscar for coming up with such a<br />
deft and innovative move. It is simply<br />
quite nifty.<br />
The Imo template is an<br />
enticing model that must be<br />
swiftly duplicated by all tiers<br />
of governments in the country.<br />
With recent rate of incidences of<br />
suicide, divorce, murder, rape,<br />
depression, kidnapping and other<br />
such discomfited cases across<br />
the country, it is quite obvious<br />
that a melancholic spirit currently<br />
pervades this once happy nation.<br />
It is, thus, quite imperative that<br />
something critical is done to redress<br />
the situation. We must not allow<br />
sorrow and gloom to take over our<br />
land. We are happy people who are<br />
known for our intoxicating aura<br />
of happiness, and happy we must<br />
remain.<br />
Now, as soon as the federal<br />
government sets up its own<br />
equivalent of the Ministry of<br />
Happiness, it must ensure that a<br />
very humorous, witty and charming<br />
personality is appointed as the<br />
Honourable minister to oversee the<br />
ministry. This is would be a very<br />
strategic move. For one, it would<br />
help fast track the confirmation<br />
of the prospective minister by<br />
the National Assembly, as his/<br />
her happy demeanor would easily<br />
disarm the distinguished legislators.<br />
Therefore, it is suggested that any<br />
of Ali Baba, Falz the Bad Guy, Omo<br />
Baba, AY, Funke Akindele or such<br />
other distinguished comedians in<br />
the country should be considered<br />
as potential nominees for the<br />
coveted office of Federal Minister<br />
of Happiness, Federal Republic of<br />
Nigeria.<br />
The ministry could be staffed<br />
by the brightest comedians and<br />
Nollywood players in the country.<br />
Possible names in this wise include<br />
Baba Suwe, Ozofia, Aki and Pawpaw,<br />
Pa Latin, Funke Akindele, Princess,<br />
and a host of others. You can<br />
bet, with such incredible array of<br />
irresistible and talented comedians<br />
and humorous actors manning<br />
the proposed ministry, our nation<br />
wouldn’t be in want of amusement<br />
and happiness.<br />
Since laughter is one of the<br />
most visible manifestations of<br />
happiness, it is recommended that<br />
the anticipated ministry organizes<br />
a one of its kind comedy road show<br />
across the country to usher in a wave<br />
of laughter that would ultimately<br />
engender greater happiness<br />
across the nation. Similarly, the<br />
Ministry could empower famous<br />
Nollywood comedy inclined acts to<br />
come up with hilarious movies that<br />
could further boost the country’s<br />
happiness credential.<br />
Since poverty and economic<br />
hardship are potent joy killers, it<br />
would be cheering news to the<br />
teeming masses across the country if,<br />
for instance, the federal government<br />
would come up with a scheme that<br />
could ensure that indigent Nigerians<br />
who want to get married but couldn’t<br />
do so for economic adversity would<br />
be assisted to do so. This could<br />
be done with a legislation barring<br />
indigent folks from paying bride<br />
prices and engaging in other such<br />
costly process that make getting<br />
married so frightening. In the<br />
alternative, government through<br />
the proposed Ministry of Happiness<br />
could opt to offset costs of wedding<br />
anniversary for all impoverished<br />
compatriots.<br />
Also, since hunger multiplies<br />
sorrow and reduces happiness,<br />
government could set up camps<br />
across the country where fellow<br />
citizens could be from time to<br />
time. It is often said that the best<br />
way to a man’s heart is through<br />
his stomach. Without a doubt,<br />
once the citizenry are well fed, the<br />
nation’s happiness would be fully<br />
guaranteed as most people who<br />
embrace crime on the excuse of<br />
hunger would no longer find crime<br />
attractive.<br />
On a final note, the issue of<br />
our peoples’ happiness is a very<br />
important business that must be<br />
treated as such by the appropriate<br />
authorities. Making the people<br />
happy is, perhaps, the most<br />
important task of any government.<br />
Nigeria must reclaim her status has<br />
a nation of happy people. Imo has<br />
graciously kick-started the process.<br />
Others must follow suit.<br />
Ogunbiyi is of the Ministry of<br />
Information & Strategy, Alausa,<br />
Ikeja, Lagos<br />
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