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TAYO OGUNBIYI<br />

Ogunbiyi is of the Features Unit,<br />

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A<br />

latest World Happiness<br />

Report (WHR) that<br />

rates 155 countries on<br />

the strength of their<br />

happiness status ranked<br />

Nigerians as the 6th happiest<br />

people in Africa and the 95th<br />

happiest in the world. Previously,<br />

in 2003, a World Values Survey had<br />

indicated that Nigerians are the<br />

world’s happiest people.<br />

How the country rapidly slid<br />

from being the world happiest<br />

people in 2003 to currently being<br />

95th in the world should be a thing<br />

of immense concern to all wellmeaning<br />

and patriotic compatriots.<br />

There is, therefore, an urgent need<br />

for us to reclaim the lofty status of<br />

being the happiest people in the<br />

world. It is an aberration for us to<br />

lose that enviable position to any<br />

other nation for that matter. It is<br />

our birthright and we must do all<br />

within our powers to possess our<br />

possession.<br />

This is why much commendation<br />

must particularly be accorded the<br />

government and good people of<br />

Imo State for showing the rest<br />

of the country the way forward<br />

in this onerous task to salvage<br />

our mandate as the happiest<br />

people on planet earth. The recent<br />

Nigeria and the imperative of happiness<br />

appointment of a Commissioner for<br />

Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment<br />

in Imo State represents a significant<br />

watershed towards the all important<br />

mission of retrieving our crown<br />

as the happiest species on earth.<br />

The state governor and his crop of<br />

ingenious advisers surely deserve<br />

an Oscar for coming up with such a<br />

deft and innovative move. It is simply<br />

quite nifty.<br />

The Imo template is an<br />

enticing model that must be<br />

swiftly duplicated by all tiers<br />

of governments in the country.<br />

With recent rate of incidences of<br />

suicide, divorce, murder, rape,<br />

depression, kidnapping and other<br />

such discomfited cases across<br />

the country, it is quite obvious<br />

that a melancholic spirit currently<br />

pervades this once happy nation.<br />

It is, thus, quite imperative that<br />

something critical is done to redress<br />

the situation. We must not allow<br />

sorrow and gloom to take over our<br />

land. We are happy people who are<br />

known for our intoxicating aura<br />

of happiness, and happy we must<br />

remain.<br />

Now, as soon as the federal<br />

government sets up its own<br />

equivalent of the Ministry of<br />

Happiness, it must ensure that a<br />

very humorous, witty and charming<br />

personality is appointed as the<br />

Honourable minister to oversee the<br />

ministry. This is would be a very<br />

strategic move. For one, it would<br />

help fast track the confirmation<br />

of the prospective minister by<br />

the National Assembly, as his/<br />

her happy demeanor would easily<br />

disarm the distinguished legislators.<br />

Therefore, it is suggested that any<br />

of Ali Baba, Falz the Bad Guy, Omo<br />

Baba, AY, Funke Akindele or such<br />

other distinguished comedians in<br />

the country should be considered<br />

as potential nominees for the<br />

coveted office of Federal Minister<br />

of Happiness, Federal Republic of<br />

Nigeria.<br />

The ministry could be staffed<br />

by the brightest comedians and<br />

Nollywood players in the country.<br />

Possible names in this wise include<br />

Baba Suwe, Ozofia, Aki and Pawpaw,<br />

Pa Latin, Funke Akindele, Princess,<br />

and a host of others. You can<br />

bet, with such incredible array of<br />

irresistible and talented comedians<br />

and humorous actors manning<br />

the proposed ministry, our nation<br />

wouldn’t be in want of amusement<br />

and happiness.<br />

Since laughter is one of the<br />

most visible manifestations of<br />

happiness, it is recommended that<br />

the anticipated ministry organizes<br />

a one of its kind comedy road show<br />

across the country to usher in a wave<br />

of laughter that would ultimately<br />

engender greater happiness<br />

across the nation. Similarly, the<br />

Ministry could empower famous<br />

Nollywood comedy inclined acts to<br />

come up with hilarious movies that<br />

could further boost the country’s<br />

happiness credential.<br />

Since poverty and economic<br />

hardship are potent joy killers, it<br />

would be cheering news to the<br />

teeming masses across the country if,<br />

for instance, the federal government<br />

would come up with a scheme that<br />

could ensure that indigent Nigerians<br />

who want to get married but couldn’t<br />

do so for economic adversity would<br />

be assisted to do so. This could<br />

be done with a legislation barring<br />

indigent folks from paying bride<br />

prices and engaging in other such<br />

costly process that make getting<br />

married so frightening. In the<br />

alternative, government through<br />

the proposed Ministry of Happiness<br />

could opt to offset costs of wedding<br />

anniversary for all impoverished<br />

compatriots.<br />

Also, since hunger multiplies<br />

sorrow and reduces happiness,<br />

government could set up camps<br />

across the country where fellow<br />

citizens could be from time to<br />

time. It is often said that the best<br />

way to a man’s heart is through<br />

his stomach. Without a doubt,<br />

once the citizenry are well fed, the<br />

nation’s happiness would be fully<br />

guaranteed as most people who<br />

embrace crime on the excuse of<br />

hunger would no longer find crime<br />

attractive.<br />

On a final note, the issue of<br />

our peoples’ happiness is a very<br />

important business that must be<br />

treated as such by the appropriate<br />

authorities. Making the people<br />

happy is, perhaps, the most<br />

important task of any government.<br />

Nigeria must reclaim her status has<br />

a nation of happy people. Imo has<br />

graciously kick-started the process.<br />

Others must follow suit.<br />

Ogunbiyi is of the Ministry of<br />

Information & Strategy, Alausa,<br />

Ikeja, Lagos<br />

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