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An Oscars Prediction<br />

By David Makalena<br />

issue, we predicted the Oscar nominations.<br />

bout half right then, but this time we will be<br />

ed percent correct. Let's predict who the<br />

Awards will go to and why in exactly 20 words.<br />

this article would be massive.<br />

re -<br />

Your Name<br />

ry set in 1980s southern Italy. Seventeen year<br />

t meets research assistant. Kid really loves<br />

.<br />

our<br />

hurchill appears in this Dunkirk prequel. Gary<br />

covered in makeup. Lots of talking. Even<br />

g.<br />

es stars in this Darkest Hour sequel. Lots of<br />

n a beach and Chris Nolan films it.<br />

rror thriller. Comment on racial segregation<br />

supremacy. Perfect date film for Valentines<br />

ill love it.<br />

p is hard isn't it? Especially with your dumb<br />

ly for college. Get through final year. Job<br />

hread<br />

Lewis makes dresses? And falls in love?<br />

thing happens? Hear it's good. Probably<br />

it though.<br />

Steven Spielberg. Tick. Historic retelling of<br />

event. Tick. Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks.<br />

erous Oscar nominations.<br />

of Water<br />

man falls in love with an amphibian creature<br />

way from the government. Also, they have<br />

e.<br />

oards Outside Ebbing, Missouri<br />

acting. Great filmmaking. Crazy story. Makes<br />

sense. But is really good and should win. Hell<br />

going to say who we think will win instead of<br />

ugh the whole category from now on. Did that<br />

icture because it's pretty important.<br />

Best Actress<br />

Frances McDormand - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing,<br />

Missouri<br />

Strong woman but not a role model. McDormand has<br />

already won at Golden Globes. Some really good acting<br />

by Frances.<br />

Beat Actor<br />

Gary Oldman - Darkest Hour<br />

If it takes you four hours to get ready to play Churchill<br />

and you're good as well, you should win.<br />

Best Supporting Actress<br />

Mary J Blige - Mudbound<br />

Mudbound was just a three hour acting lesson and Blige<br />

was the teacher. Best of the cast so should win.<br />

Best Supporting Actor<br />

Sam Rockwell - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing,<br />

Missouri<br />

Character with the biggest heart in Three Billboards.<br />

Rockwell is scary yet compassionate. Powerful yet<br />

weak. Definitely deserves to win.<br />

Best Director<br />

Christopher Nolan - Dunkirk<br />

That's a lot of people on that beach. And also one of the<br />

best living directors. Hopefully he will win?<br />

Best Original Screenplay<br />

<strong>The</strong> Big Sick<br />

Absolute personal opinion. Love this rom-com so much<br />

and over the moon its nominated. Rest are amazing<br />

scripts though.<br />

Best Adapted Screenplay<br />

Call Me By Your Name<br />

Cool. Logan got nominated. This story is wonderful<br />

thanks to the script. Takes geniuses to do that to a<br />

peach.<br />

Unlike last time, <strong>The</strong> <strong>Inkling</strong> will have correctly<br />

predicted every single one of these down to the point.<br />

Join us at Easter for our celebratory prediction party as<br />

we got hundred percent of them correct. Let’s hope so.

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