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Doyougetit?<br />
Let’stestyoursenseofhumour<br />
Backagainthismonthwithmorehumourandafew jokessubmitedfrom our<br />
readers,ifyouhaveajoketosharethatyouwouldliketobepublishedemail<br />
usatenquiries@everythinglocal.uk.com.<br />
JOKE1<br />
Whathappenstoafrog'scarwhen it<br />
breaksdown?<br />
Itgetstoadaway.<br />
JOKE2<br />
What's<br />
What'sthedifferencebetweenahippo<br />
andaZippo?<br />
Oneisrealyheavy,andtheotherisalitle<br />
lighter.<br />
JOKE3<br />
Ahorsewalksintoabar.<br />
Thebartendersays,"Hey."<br />
Thehorsereplies,"Sure."<br />
Thehorsereplies,"Sure."<br />
JOKE4<br />
Apparentlyyoucan'tuse"beefstew"asa<br />
password.<br />
It'snotstroganoff.<br />
JOKE5<br />
Ifyouevergetcold,standinthecornerof<br />
aroom forawhile.<br />
They'reusualy90degrees.<br />
JOKE6<br />
Whatdidtheducksaywhenitbought<br />
Whatdidtheducksaywhenitbought<br />
lipstick?<br />
"Putitonmybil."<br />
JOKE7<br />
What'sthebestthingabout<br />
Switzerland?<br />
Idon'tknow,buttheagisabigplus.<br />
JOKE8<br />
JOKE8<br />
Itoldmyfriendnottogettooexcited<br />
aboutturning32,sinceherbirthdayparty<br />
wouldbesoshort.<br />
"Whywoulditbeshort?"sheasked.<br />
Isaid,"Becauseit'syourthirty-second<br />
birthday."<br />
Didyougetit?<br />
Humour
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