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including Steaua Bucharest. His runs with the ball stuck to his foot<br />
and gliding passed opponents show him to be a stand out player<br />
and a cut above the rest. Extremely high goal scoring potential and<br />
ability, Stef can turn games on his own and regularly lifts the team<br />
with his energy and dedication. Scarily big hands. I mean look at<br />
them, they’re massive.<br />
Keith Clarry – Striker/Midfield. Keith joined the club this season<br />
and after a bit of a shaky start has settled in well. A player of<br />
immense talent but it’s clear his frustrations get the better of him<br />
sometimes as he is expects excellence from himself 100% of the<br />
time. Keith has scored some fantastic goals for Ashby and is highly<br />
likely to have been involved in build-up play at one point or another<br />
for the majority of the goals we have scored this season. Turns up<br />
to each game in a different, brand new vehicle. We think he might<br />
be Batman.<br />
David Williams – Striker. Club Chairman and jellyfish, Dave could<br />
miss any goal you put in front of him and has done so this season<br />
without fail. However, to receive the amount of stick he does means<br />
he must be on to something. His goal scoring record speaks for<br />
itself. It’s just a shame it takes him 8 shots to score 1 goal, but<br />
thankfully he equals approximately 30 shots a game and 6 ankle<br />
injuries. We would just like to make it clear that the ‘Chairman’ has<br />
no power and this is purely an administrative position.