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including Steaua Bucharest. His runs with the ball stuck to his foot<br />

and gliding passed opponents show him to be a stand out player<br />

and a cut above the rest. Extremely high goal scoring potential and<br />

ability, Stef can turn games on his own and regularly lifts the team<br />

with his energy and dedication. Scarily big hands. I mean look at<br />

them, they’re massive.<br />

Keith Clarry – Striker/Midfield. Keith joined the club this season<br />

and after a bit of a shaky start has settled in well. A player of<br />

immense talent but it’s clear his frustrations get the better of him<br />

sometimes as he is expects excellence from himself 100% of the<br />

time. Keith has scored some fantastic goals for Ashby and is highly<br />

likely to have been involved in build-up play at one point or another<br />

for the majority of the goals we have scored this season. Turns up<br />

to each game in a different, brand new vehicle. We think he might<br />

be Batman.<br />

David Williams – Striker. Club Chairman and jellyfish, Dave could<br />

miss any goal you put in front of him and has done so this season<br />

without fail. However, to receive the amount of stick he does means<br />

he must be on to something. His goal scoring record speaks for<br />

itself. It’s just a shame it takes him 8 shots to score 1 goal, but<br />

thankfully he equals approximately 30 shots a game and 6 ankle<br />

injuries. We would just like to make it clear that the ‘Chairman’ has<br />

no power and this is purely an administrative position.

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