May '18

manly beard! :)
Doesn?t really quite
matter as long as you
two are spending some
good ol?quality time
with each other.
With the other one is
the main recipient of
that person?s attention.
Now let's go give each
other some nice
things!...
3. Giving gifts
?here, honey, I was
thinking of you?
Awwwwwwww!
Doesn?t matter if we
have zero use for that
thing, or if it is
butt-ugly? just the fact
that the one we want
to be loved by most in
this world (outside of
your children, of
course ;) ) showed us
their love to us.
Remember that Eva
Longoria and that
Desperate Housewives
show? I know, great
show (yeah, I watched
it? and LOVED it! Don?t
tell anyone ;) )
She hooked up with
that rich guy that was
gone all the time. You
know who I am talking
about?
Well, this guy had a
wife that divorced him
and in their house
there, there was a
walk-in closet full of
expensive dresses,
shoes, and outfits.
The dude was gone
all the time on
business stuff. But he
still loved his wife so he
just kept buying her
stuff hoping that that
would be enough to
keep her happy and
hanging on? .
..it wasn?t. :(
She wanted to feel
loved from love
language numero 2,
quality time?
...She wanted her
husband around.
Although the
expensive gifts were
nice, it wasn?t what she
really seeked.
It wasn?t what was
really lacking in her
soul.
So she left him to go
find it and that is how
Eva ended up in a
closet full of her
fantasy clothes. Before
long though, gentle
7
25
reader, it started
happening to her too!
Uh-oh, so she left him
to go back to Carlos.
Oh, them love
triangles!
Let?s get into the
often forgot love
language of acts of
service.
4. Acts of Service
Performing actions
for the other person in
the name of love!
It is one of my
favorite movies, A
Knights Tale.
William Thatcher
(aka Heath Ledger)
says to his beautiful
true love, that princess
chick (before they
hooked up) that he will
win this match in her
honor!
Then she is all like?
?That?s boring! How
about you lose in my
honor to prove your love
to me???
And Handsome
Heath is all like?
?WHAAAAT! Why would
I do that!? I am a
champion and
champions DON?T LOSE!
(ps: you?re a champion,
Mom Warrior :) )
And then pretty
princess was all like?
?Exactly!... If you truly
love me, you will do
what is against your
nature to prove it to me!?
Then he is all
disappointed and sad
because he now knows
what he must do?
? he begins to lose.
Let?s himself get beat
up and defeated all in
the name of love...
So that she will know
how he feels. To show
her he is not just all
talk and full of crap like
a lot of people are.
So yeah, Mom
Warrior, this love
language is a lot like
that.
Except instead of
pointy lances and
great-haired knights
(We miss you, Heath!
R.I.P., great one!) and