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It's not your fault, Mom.<br />

You put so much pressure<br />

on yourself...<br />

You do so because of your<br />

caring nature and beautiful<br />

heart...<br />

...and, Darling, that is<br />

certainly not to blame. In fact<br />

that is what makes you<br />

special...<br />

..and me in awe of you!<br />

But those poor adrenals of<br />

yours...<br />

All they are trying to do is<br />

keep you alive.<br />

They don't know that they<br />

are in the wrong century, the<br />

wrong country.<br />

They are just too slow to<br />

adapt with no signs of that<br />

changing anytime soon! (I<br />

know, what's wrong them,<br />

right?)<br />

Where death and running for<br />

our lives isn't lurking around<br />

every corner.<br />

The stress systems that<br />

exists in your hard working<br />

body are t here...<br />

...to keep you and your loved<br />

ones safe.<br />

Safe from human eating<br />

monsters like tigers and<br />

bears. (whew, your coach<br />

almost typed 'oh my'...which, I<br />

apologize, stopped being<br />

funny around 40 years ago no<br />

matter how much of a classic<br />

Wizard Of Oz is :) )<br />

Now we are worried about<br />

money...<br />

..getting to work on time<br />

....the stressors of the job<br />

......and our kids (who you<br />

love so much, don't you?)<br />

....or how our butt looks in<br />

those jeans...I know , big<br />

w orries, right ?!<br />

Yet that type of worry kicks<br />

7<br />

the ol' adrenals int o action<br />

33<br />

anyway, my Mom Warrior!<br />

Those adrenals are just<br />

sputtering along.<br />

You are doing everything<br />

right... Everything you are<br />

supposed to do.<br />

Yet, those adrenals are<br />

limping along, not functioning<br />

like they should.<br />

Causing those pant sizes to<br />

stay right where they are at.<br />

Causing you to be moody at<br />

odd times throughout the day.<br />

Causing you to be less the<br />

amazing woman you are.<br />

You just want to feel like<br />

your carefree, spontaneous,<br />

fun, energetic self again, don't<br />

you?<br />

Adrenals are like a<br />

credit card in t hat t hey<br />

need a lit t le recovery<br />

t im e aft er m axing out .<br />

Back in the cavewoman days,<br />

the female was a force to be<br />

reckoned with....<br />

....And she would have made<br />

you proud, my good reader.<br />

SHE is the reason humanity<br />

has survived through those<br />

tough times, not the dudes.<br />

There is no limit to the<br />

greatness of the female, and<br />

that is why I am so in awe of<br />

you.<br />

Now, despite all her powers<br />

of perseverance,

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