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Coffee Break Jokes<br />
Q. What do witches like to read in the newspaper?<br />
Ans. Their horror scopes.<br />
Q. Why did the little ghost keep looking in the mirror?<br />
Ans. To make sure she wasn't there.<br />
1st witch - 'Goodness, your little girl's grown.'<br />
2nd witch - 'Yes, she's really gruesome.'<br />
Q. Was Dracula ever married?<br />
Ans. No, he was a bat-chiller.<br />
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United States Quiz<br />
1. In which State is Disneyland?<br />
2. Which is the largest of the Great Lakes?<br />
3. Name 4 States beginning with W.<br />
4. How many miles is it to travel from New York to<br />
San Francisco?<br />
5. In which State is Chicago?<br />
6. How many States can you name which begin with 'New'?<br />
7. In which State is Las Vegas?<br />
8. Name the National Park which is the nation’s largest<br />
sub- tropical wilderness.<br />
Answers on Page 37<br />
English is a pain!<br />
The buck does funny things when the does are present.<br />
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.<br />
A thought on age - Remember, once you are over the hill you<br />
begin to pick up speed.<br />
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