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entertainment<br />
<strong>October</strong> 7, <strong>2018</strong> - SOUTHEAST MESSENGER - PAGE 5<br />
No amusement in this low budget slasher film<br />
When the season changes to fall, a wave<br />
of low budget slashers are unleashed into<br />
the theaters.<br />
Not only are they (supposedly) looking<br />
to entertain fans of this genre during this<br />
much loved time, but they are also looking<br />
to garner enough cash and attention to<br />
warrant a sequel or two, or three or four.<br />
The first film with these intentions to<br />
hit the silver screen this autumn is “Hell<br />
Fest,” which just happens to be an on-thenose<br />
description of the experience of watching<br />
it.<br />
It begins with the introduction of<br />
assumed final girl Natalie (Amy Forsyth)<br />
who, for reasons largely unexplained, has<br />
been away for quite some time. Wanting to<br />
re-establish a connection with her best<br />
friend Brooke (Reign Edwards), she visits<br />
The Groveport Sports Network provides<br />
live play-by-play coverage by veteran<br />
broadcaster Rick Cooper of Groveport<br />
Madison High School athletic contests in<br />
<strong>2018</strong>-19. The broadcast coverage includes<br />
high definition video as well as live audio.<br />
Each broadcast begins 25 minutes prior to<br />
the scheduled start time with the pre-game<br />
show. Tune in after the game for interviews<br />
with players and the head coach,<br />
her long-time companion for what she<br />
believes will be a weekend of television and<br />
relaxation. These simple plans, however,<br />
are not to be.<br />
After her arrival, Brooke explains that<br />
one of their old friends has snagged six VIP<br />
passes to a travelling horror park and they<br />
have to go. Not wanting to live up her nickname<br />
of ‘Grade School’ any longer, she<br />
agrees with this weekend detour.<br />
At first, the night is not dark and full of<br />
terrors. But that soon changes when they<br />
begin their journey to Hell Fest, the scariest<br />
of all of the haunted locations.<br />
During the first stop of the night, the<br />
group stumbles upon a girl begging for help<br />
as she hides under one of the props.<br />
Believing it to be a part of the fun, they tell<br />
the masked man looking for the scared girl<br />
The Reel Deal<br />
where she is and<br />
watch in vague<br />
amusement as he<br />
kills her. After they<br />
quip that his shtick<br />
is lame, they begin to<br />
notice his presence<br />
wherever they go.<br />
Because this is a<br />
slasher, the group<br />
breaks up for varying<br />
reasons (the paired<br />
Dedra<br />
Cordle<br />
couple want alone time, another wants to<br />
win carnival prizes) and begin to go missing<br />
one by one. When an awareness of the<br />
lack of presence of their friends is realized,<br />
Hear broadcasts of Groveport Madison Cruiser athletic contests online<br />
along with a look at the final stats. The<br />
broadcasts can be accessed free of charge<br />
on a computer or handheld device. All<br />
broadcasts will be available to view on<br />
demand as well.<br />
To listen live go to:<br />
http://war.str3am.com:7570/live. To watch<br />
live or on demand go to:<br />
www.facebook.com/groveportsportsnetwork.<br />
The games to be broadcast:<br />
Boys and girls basketball: Nov. 29 at<br />
7:30 p.m. vs. Westland (boys); Dec. 8 at<br />
2:30 p.m. vs. Hilliard Darby (girls); Dec. 8<br />
at 4 p.m. vs. Hilliard Darby (boys); Dec. 14<br />
at 7:30 p.m. at Canal Winchester (boys);<br />
Dec. 18 at 7:30 p.m. at Pickerington<br />
Central (boys); Dec. 21 at 7:30 p.m. vs. New<br />
Albany (boys); Jan. 11 at 7:30 p.m. vs. Big<br />
Walnut (boys); Jan. 22 at 7:30 p.m. vs.<br />
Pickerington North (boys); Jan. 25 at 7:30<br />
those remaining start to believe that this is<br />
no dedicated actor following them after all.<br />
Surprisingly, this is a movie that had<br />
some promise with its premise — after all, it<br />
was somewhat modeled after the 80s classic<br />
“The Funhouse” — but it largely failed to<br />
live up to that narrow promise in nearly<br />
every way. There is little humor here, very<br />
few good characters and a villain that is so<br />
true-to-life it makes this film hard to stomach.<br />
So, if you’re looking for an entertainingly<br />
stupid low budget horror to see this<br />
season, “Hell Fest” is not it. Don’t get me<br />
wrong, it is quite stupid, but not in any<br />
enjoyable way.<br />
Grade: D<br />
Dedra Cordle is a <strong>Messenger</strong> staff writer<br />
and columnist.<br />
p.m. vs. Canal Winchester (boys); Feb. 8 at<br />
7:30 p.m. vs. Newark (boys); Feb. 15 at 7:30<br />
p.m. at Big Walnut (boys).<br />
Softball (all 5:15 p.m.): March 28 vs.<br />
Pickerington Central; April 4 vs.<br />
Lancaster; April 11 at Canal Winchester;<br />
April 15 vs. New Albany; April 17 at<br />
Newark; April 29 vs. Newark; May 1 at Big<br />
Walnut.