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<strong>October</strong> 7, <strong>2018</strong> - SOUTHEAST MESSENGER - PAGE 5<br />

No amusement in this low budget slasher film<br />

When the season changes to fall, a wave<br />

of low budget slashers are unleashed into<br />

the theaters.<br />

Not only are they (supposedly) looking<br />

to entertain fans of this genre during this<br />

much loved time, but they are also looking<br />

to garner enough cash and attention to<br />

warrant a sequel or two, or three or four.<br />

The first film with these intentions to<br />

hit the silver screen this autumn is “Hell<br />

Fest,” which just happens to be an on-thenose<br />

description of the experience of watching<br />

it.<br />

It begins with the introduction of<br />

assumed final girl Natalie (Amy Forsyth)<br />

who, for reasons largely unexplained, has<br />

been away for quite some time. Wanting to<br />

re-establish a connection with her best<br />

friend Brooke (Reign Edwards), she visits<br />

The Groveport Sports Network provides<br />

live play-by-play coverage by veteran<br />

broadcaster Rick Cooper of Groveport<br />

Madison High School athletic contests in<br />

<strong>2018</strong>-19. The broadcast coverage includes<br />

high definition video as well as live audio.<br />

Each broadcast begins 25 minutes prior to<br />

the scheduled start time with the pre-game<br />

show. Tune in after the game for interviews<br />

with players and the head coach,<br />

her long-time companion for what she<br />

believes will be a weekend of television and<br />

relaxation. These simple plans, however,<br />

are not to be.<br />

After her arrival, Brooke explains that<br />

one of their old friends has snagged six VIP<br />

passes to a travelling horror park and they<br />

have to go. Not wanting to live up her nickname<br />

of ‘Grade School’ any longer, she<br />

agrees with this weekend detour.<br />

At first, the night is not dark and full of<br />

terrors. But that soon changes when they<br />

begin their journey to Hell Fest, the scariest<br />

of all of the haunted locations.<br />

During the first stop of the night, the<br />

group stumbles upon a girl begging for help<br />

as she hides under one of the props.<br />

Believing it to be a part of the fun, they tell<br />

the masked man looking for the scared girl<br />

The Reel Deal<br />

where she is and<br />

watch in vague<br />

amusement as he<br />

kills her. After they<br />

quip that his shtick<br />

is lame, they begin to<br />

notice his presence<br />

wherever they go.<br />

Because this is a<br />

slasher, the group<br />

breaks up for varying<br />

reasons (the paired<br />

Dedra<br />

Cordle<br />

couple want alone time, another wants to<br />

win carnival prizes) and begin to go missing<br />

one by one. When an awareness of the<br />

lack of presence of their friends is realized,<br />

Hear broadcasts of Groveport Madison Cruiser athletic contests online<br />

along with a look at the final stats. The<br />

broadcasts can be accessed free of charge<br />

on a computer or handheld device. All<br />

broadcasts will be available to view on<br />

demand as well.<br />

To listen live go to:<br />

http://war.str3am.com:7570/live. To watch<br />

live or on demand go to:<br />

www.facebook.com/groveportsportsnetwork.<br />

The games to be broadcast:<br />

Boys and girls basketball: Nov. 29 at<br />

7:30 p.m. vs. Westland (boys); Dec. 8 at<br />

2:30 p.m. vs. Hilliard Darby (girls); Dec. 8<br />

at 4 p.m. vs. Hilliard Darby (boys); Dec. 14<br />

at 7:30 p.m. at Canal Winchester (boys);<br />

Dec. 18 at 7:30 p.m. at Pickerington<br />

Central (boys); Dec. 21 at 7:30 p.m. vs. New<br />

Albany (boys); Jan. 11 at 7:30 p.m. vs. Big<br />

Walnut (boys); Jan. 22 at 7:30 p.m. vs.<br />

Pickerington North (boys); Jan. 25 at 7:30<br />

those remaining start to believe that this is<br />

no dedicated actor following them after all.<br />

Surprisingly, this is a movie that had<br />

some promise with its premise — after all, it<br />

was somewhat modeled after the 80s classic<br />

“The Funhouse” — but it largely failed to<br />

live up to that narrow promise in nearly<br />

every way. There is little humor here, very<br />

few good characters and a villain that is so<br />

true-to-life it makes this film hard to stomach.<br />

So, if you’re looking for an entertainingly<br />

stupid low budget horror to see this<br />

season, “Hell Fest” is not it. Don’t get me<br />

wrong, it is quite stupid, but not in any<br />

enjoyable way.<br />

Grade: D<br />

Dedra Cordle is a <strong>Messenger</strong> staff writer<br />

and columnist.<br />

p.m. vs. Canal Winchester (boys); Feb. 8 at<br />

7:30 p.m. vs. Newark (boys); Feb. 15 at 7:30<br />

p.m. at Big Walnut (boys).<br />

Softball (all 5:15 p.m.): March 28 vs.<br />

Pickerington Central; April 4 vs.<br />

Lancaster; April 11 at Canal Winchester;<br />

April 15 vs. New Albany; April 17 at<br />

Newark; April 29 vs. Newark; May 1 at Big<br />

Walnut.

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