BeatRoute Magazine AB Edition December 2018
BeatRoute Magazine is a monthly arts and entertainment paper with a predominant focus on music – local, independent or otherwise. The paper started in June 2004 and continues to provide a healthy dose of perversity while exercising rock ‘n’ roll ethics. Currently BeatRoute’s AB edition is distributed in Calgary, Edmonton (by S*A*R*G*E), Banff and Canmore. The BC edition is distributed in Vancouver, Victoria and Nanaimo. BeatRoute (AB) Mission PO 23045 Calgary, AB T2S 3A8 E. editor@beatroute.ca BeatRoute (BC) #202 – 2405 E Hastings Vancouver, BC V5K 1Y8 P. 778-888-1120
BeatRoute Magazine is a monthly arts and entertainment paper with a predominant focus on music – local, independent or otherwise. The paper started in June 2004 and continues to provide a healthy dose of perversity while exercising rock ‘n’ roll ethics.
Currently BeatRoute’s AB edition is distributed in Calgary, Edmonton (by S*A*R*G*E), Banff and Canmore. The BC edition is distributed in Vancouver, Victoria and Nanaimo. BeatRoute (AB) Mission PO 23045 Calgary, AB T2S 3A8 E. editor@beatroute.ca BeatRoute (BC) #202 – 2405 E Hastings Vancouver, BC V5K 1Y8 P. 778-888-1120
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THE VIDIOT<br />
rewind to the future<br />
by Shane Sellar<br />
BlacKkKlansman<br />
Crazy Rich Asians<br />
Little Italy<br />
BlacKkKlansman<br />
One telltale sign African-Americans have<br />
secretly invaded the KKK is if members take a<br />
knee during the Confederate National Anthem.<br />
Fortunately, the black Klansman in this dramedy<br />
is only orally affiliated with the hate group.<br />
Ron Stallworth (John David Washington)<br />
makes a name for himself as Colorado’s first<br />
black police officer by answering a Ku Klux Klan<br />
membership ad. Pretending to be white while<br />
speaking with David Duke (Topher Grace),<br />
Stallworth infiltrates the organization. But when<br />
the Klan asks to meet in-person, Stallworth has a<br />
white officer (Adam Driver) impersonate him.<br />
Inspired by Stallworth’s book, director Spike<br />
Lee takes a number of liberties with the source<br />
material in order to make the story timely and<br />
more impactful. While the levity of the script is<br />
startling, the performances are first-rate.<br />
Conversely, you can tell whites have infiltrated<br />
the Black Panther Party when mayonnaise<br />
appears on the condiment table.<br />
Christopher Robin<br />
The most important lesson Winnie the Pooh<br />
can teach children is how to spot depression<br />
in donkeys.<br />
Thankfully, this fantasy about Pooh manages<br />
to keep sharp objects away from Eeyore.<br />
Years after he left his stuffed animal friends<br />
behind to attend boarding school, Christopher<br />
Robin (Ewan McGregor) is now a businessman<br />
struggling to keep his job and his family from<br />
falling apart. However, one day while his wife<br />
(Hayley Atwell) and children are in the country,<br />
Christopher is visited by his old plush bear Winnie<br />
the Pooh, who wants to reinstall Christopher<br />
with the joy and optimism missing from his<br />
adult life.<br />
While the lifelike menagerie is a sight to<br />
behold and the narrative of rediscovering your<br />
childhood is serviceable, the nostalgia angle has<br />
been done to death in a number of superior<br />
family films.<br />
Incidentally, you can convert any child’s toy<br />
into an adult toy by simply adding handcuffs.<br />
Crazy Rich Asians<br />
The easiest way to distinguish between rich<br />
and poor Asians is the wealthy ones wear<br />
gold-plated surgical masks.<br />
Mind you, as this romantic-comedy points out,<br />
well-heeled Asians can also be extremely rude.<br />
Rachel (Constance Wu) agrees to attend her<br />
boyfriend Nick’s (Henry Golding) friend’s wedding<br />
in Singapore. During their visit, Rachel is introduced<br />
to Nick’s well-to-do relatives (Gemma<br />
The Meg<br />
18 | DECEMBER <strong>2018</strong> • BEATROUTE<br />
Chan, Awkwafina, Ken Jeong), whom she gets<br />
along with swimmingly. However, the matriarch<br />
of the family (Michelle Yeoh) feels that Rachel is<br />
not the right fit for her son, while others accuse<br />
her of being a gold-digger.<br />
Although it does shatter stereotypes with its<br />
all-Asian cast and enamors with the pageantry<br />
associated with Asian nuptials, this aptly cast<br />
adaptation of the 2013 best-seller does little to<br />
differentiate itself from the typical Caucasian<br />
rom-com formula.<br />
In fact, the only difference between Asian<br />
and Caucasian families is that the former doesn’t<br />
banish their elders.<br />
Incredibles 2<br />
The downside to being in a super-powered<br />
family is that your siblings will always reveal<br />
your secret identity to your archrival.<br />
Unfortunately, when the alias of the heroine<br />
in this animated-adventure is exposed, it threatens<br />
everyone.<br />
When Violet’s (Sarah Vowell) alter ego is<br />
revealed she withdraws from the spotlight.<br />
Meanwhile, her mother, Elastigirl (Holly Hunter),<br />
has ventured out on her own to prove to the<br />
public that superheroes are beneficial. On the<br />
home front, Mr. Incredible (Craig T. Nelson) has<br />
become the main caregiver to the rest of his<br />
powerful brood.<br />
Picking up right where the original left off<br />
14-years ago, this overdue sequel fails to succeed,<br />
or even match, its predecessor. Lacking sufficient<br />
laughs and worthwhile action, the script to this<br />
follow up suffers from serious lulls, recycled plot<br />
points and a lackluster villain.<br />
Little Italy<br />
The single greatest contribution Italian cuisine<br />
has made to Western civilization is heartburn.<br />
However, this romantic-comedy maintains<br />
that pizza is a much better offering<br />
than indigestion.<br />
When her work visa expires, culinary student<br />
Nikki (Emma Roberts) must return to Toronto.<br />
While her family (Alyssa Milano, Adam Ferrara)<br />
is happy to see her, their pizza business has been<br />
suffering ever since they had a spat with their<br />
partner and his son, Leo (Hayden Christensen).<br />
As the former friends feud, Leo and Nikki<br />
form a relationship that will force both parties to<br />
make amends, and update their menus.<br />
Brimming with bad Italian stereotypes<br />
and even worse acting, this American/Canadian<br />
co-production is better left in the oven.<br />
Although it borrows from Romeo and Juliet, the<br />
leads lack the chemistry to dethrone the starcrossed<br />
lovers.<br />
Incidentally, if Leo plans on marrying Nikki<br />
he’s going to have to get a divorce from his<br />
mamma first.<br />
The Meg<br />
Every time a scientist discovers a new species<br />
it means we get to eradicate an old one.<br />
However, considering the size of the specimen<br />
in this action-thriller we should exterminate four.<br />
A billionaire (Rainn Wilson) recruits an<br />
underwater research team to probe Marianas<br />
Trench for untold riches. But an encounter<br />
with a Megalodon leaves his oceanographer (Li<br />
Bingbing) and her crew stranded down there.<br />
Now, it is up to covert naval officer Jonas Taylor<br />
(Jason Statham) to reach the submersible without<br />
being swallowed by the gigantic jaws of the<br />
prehistoric predator.<br />
Spending way too much time on a superfluous<br />
love story, this American-Chinese<br />
adaptation of the 1997 novel is surprisingly<br />
boring for a giant shark movie. It doesn’t help<br />
that the bulk of the man vs. animal action<br />
occurs at the very end.<br />
Besides, the easiest way to kill a megalodon<br />
is to steer them towards that floating<br />
garbage patch.<br />
Searching<br />
The worst part about going missing nowadays<br />
is the media uses online photos of you embellished<br />
with a dog’s snout.<br />
Thankfully, the abducted teenager in this<br />
mystery stopped using Snapchat months ago.<br />
When David’s (John Cho) 16-year-old<br />
doesn’t come home after spending the night<br />
at a friend’s, the single dad accesses her<br />
electronic devices only to discover she has<br />
been leading a double life online. A detective<br />
(Debra Messing) is soon assigned to the case,<br />
but her involvement only results in more<br />
questions about the girl’s whereabouts and<br />
whom she was involved with.<br />
Told entirely through the lens of phones,<br />
laptops and CCTV, this cyber-thriller does what<br />
similarly shot films have tried in the past but<br />
manages to avoid gimmickry. Meanwhile, the<br />
white-knuckle narrative is relatable and helps to<br />
counterbalance the film’s shaky-cam tendencies.<br />
Lastly, if someone hasn’t posted a selfie online<br />
in an hour it usually means they’re dead.<br />
Besides, the point to having super-powers is<br />
so you can fly away from your family.<br />
He’s an Artificial Tree Hugger. He’s the…<br />
Vidiot<br />
FILM