BeatRoute Magazine AB Edition December 2018
BeatRoute Magazine is a monthly arts and entertainment paper with a predominant focus on music – local, independent or otherwise. The paper started in June 2004 and continues to provide a healthy dose of perversity while exercising rock ‘n’ roll ethics. Currently BeatRoute’s AB edition is distributed in Calgary, Edmonton (by S*A*R*G*E), Banff and Canmore. The BC edition is distributed in Vancouver, Victoria and Nanaimo. BeatRoute (AB) Mission PO 23045 Calgary, AB T2S 3A8 E. editor@beatroute.ca BeatRoute (BC) #202 – 2405 E Hastings Vancouver, BC V5K 1Y8 P. 778-888-1120
BeatRoute Magazine is a monthly arts and entertainment paper with a predominant focus on music – local, independent or otherwise. The paper started in June 2004 and continues to provide a healthy dose of perversity while exercising rock ‘n’ roll ethics.
Currently BeatRoute’s AB edition is distributed in Calgary, Edmonton (by S*A*R*G*E), Banff and Canmore. The BC edition is distributed in Vancouver, Victoria and Nanaimo. BeatRoute (AB) Mission PO 23045 Calgary, AB T2S 3A8 E. editor@beatroute.ca BeatRoute (BC) #202 – 2405 E Hastings Vancouver, BC V5K 1Y8 P. 778-888-1120
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THE DUDES CHRISTMAS SPECIAL<br />
have Christmas will travel<br />
by Christine Leonard<br />
It’s funny how the holiday season casts an aura<br />
around everything that makes the world seem<br />
a little bit more magical. Like the nutmeg in<br />
your nog or the beeswax in your moustache,<br />
The Dudes’ Annual Christmas Special is one<br />
of myriads of elements that come together to<br />
create the perfect holiday. Ready to put a rock<br />
in your sock, vocalist/guitarist Danny Vacon and<br />
The Dudes have a long history of hanging up the<br />
mistletoe and wrecking the halls whenever the<br />
occasion arises.<br />
“You know when sometimes a person finds<br />
you charming, so they ask if you want to come<br />
home with them for the night? Does that happen<br />
to you ever? Imagine you both had such a<br />
nice time that they asked you to come back and<br />
bang every year. It’s like that. I’m guessing this is<br />
our... eighth?” says frontman Vacon, attempting<br />
to recall how long they’ve been hosting the<br />
popular event.<br />
“It started at the Republik. Then she moved to<br />
Flames Central. Now she’s at The Palace Theatre.<br />
Have Christmas will travel!”<br />
Comfortingly, Bad Santa Vacon, guitarist Bob<br />
Quaschnick, bassist Brock Geiger and drummer<br />
Matt Doherty, won’t be alone in their turkey-induced<br />
haze. The more the merrier, after all.<br />
“We’re lucky to know the best musicians. Our<br />
own beloved 36? opens. They’re gonna make you<br />
feel good,” he assures. “Charlie Handsome and<br />
the Brats are this hard rockin’, sweats wearin’, epic<br />
eight-piece band from Kelowna. I saw them this<br />
summer and was addicted. The most fun. Like if a<br />
bucket of chicken had an apartment and a band!”<br />
The Dudes aim to adorn their decked-to-thehalls<br />
fantasy with some surprise visuals that are<br />
sure to complete the illusion. A guitar isn’t the<br />
only tool that string-slinger Quaschnick brings to<br />
the party.<br />
“Bob is a carpenter. He always builds something<br />
impossible for the show. We do all sorts of<br />
things. Imagine Cirque on a trailer park budget.”<br />
Perfect for your champagne in a can vacation<br />
plan, just don’t expect any kitschy carols with<br />
your cocktails. The Dudes have been off the<br />
school pageant circuit since the unfortunate<br />
snow globe incident of ‘08. But that doesn’t stop<br />
them from enjoying themselves. In fact, their<br />
festive spirit is simply contagious.<br />
“I just embrace it at this point. I glittered my<br />
high tops last year to look like Dorothy of Oz.<br />
People can’t help if they’ve got the herpes. People<br />
can’t help it if they need to be fabulous. Aesthetically,<br />
I’d like to see more people dazzling their<br />
herpes. C’mon, it’s Christmas. Put in a little effort.”<br />
Traditions are what you make them, so when<br />
it comes to creating a unique holiday experience<br />
The Dudes have their own ideas about what it<br />
means to ring in the New Year properly.<br />
“You might be under the impression we’re<br />
gonna be playing Christmas songs. That’s would<br />
be torture, for everyone,” Vacon warns. “We have<br />
one song about a Christmas miracle. This dude’s<br />
landlord is on a date with his lady on Christmas<br />
Eve. He plugs in his guitar and the most wonderful<br />
things start happening. Also, he gets an old Big<br />
Muff Pi in his stocking, so... it’s a bit of a triumph.”<br />
Maybe the perfect gift isn’t something you<br />
find under a tree. The Dudes have discovered<br />
that sometimes the best present is just being<br />
present for those who really matter to you.<br />
“I dug a girl a giant hole once. No joke. Labour<br />
is love. I hid in a wrapped gift box when I got<br />
home on temporary leave from my deployment<br />
in 2005. Snuck myself under my ex’s tree while<br />
she slept on Christmas Eve. Morning comes and,<br />
‘Whoa boy,!’ was she ever surprised. Her new<br />
boyfriend even more so.”<br />
Behold the unholy glory of The Dudes Annual Christmas<br />
Special on Dec. 21 at Palace Theatre (Calgary)<br />
and Dec. 22 at Station on Jasper (Edmonton)<br />
Naughty or Nice? “When you turn 30, those things are no longer mutually exclusive. So, yes.”<br />
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