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Do – Seek some form of GUIDANCE. A teacher<br />

or a MENTOR! Don’t – TEACH YOURSELF!!<br />

who were yet to jump it. We went up,<br />

jumped, I did what is called a gainer<br />

(jumping forwards but essentially doing<br />

a backflip), landed, all good. Because<br />

it’s an isolated location, and it being<br />

2 am, I suggested we grab our second<br />

parachutes and go for another one. The<br />

wind was quite strong and I had jumped<br />

this wind turbine several times already.<br />

I decided instead of another flip, I would<br />

jump sideways from the object (side<br />

floater they call it) so I could watch<br />

the massive blades spinning in front<br />

of my face. Now anyone in their right<br />

mind knows it’s a stupid idea, but as I<br />

said before, the minute you stop being<br />

scared, you become reckless. So as the<br />

parachute opens, I find myself staring at<br />

the tower the wind turbine is mounted<br />

on, and although I grab the brakes<br />

and stop the canopy surging forward,<br />

upon opening, my body swings from a<br />

horizontal position to vertical, but with<br />

such force (as always, it’s quite normal)<br />

that my legs swing forward and my<br />

heel smashes into the tower, breaking<br />

it, followed by my sacrum (between the<br />

tailbone and spine) breaking itself on<br />

the solid surface. Now to avoid flying<br />

into the blades of said turbine, I keep<br />

the canopy in a stall (which they are<br />

not designed to do; a wing wants to<br />

fly!) and about 5 or 10 metres above<br />

the ground the stall becomes so bad,<br />

my body is swung to the side and I<br />

smash into the ground with the left<br />

side of my pelvis causing it to bend<br />

and break along with my pubic bone. I<br />

crawled into the back of my friend’s car<br />

and lay on my stomach as he drove me<br />

to the hospital, and although I was told,<br />

that they were “clean breaks” and I<br />

would not require surgery, it would<br />

be 3 months before I could walk and<br />

probably 12 months before I could<br />

jump. Four weeks later they sent me<br />

home, and 5 weeks later I walked back<br />

into the hospital (with the assistance of<br />

a walking stick) and got my final scan<br />

that showed I had healed. I was sent<br />

to a rehabilitation clinic for 3 weeks,<br />

where, although we weren't allowed<br />

out for more than just walks in the<br />

nearby park and town centre, I snuck<br />

off and went skiing one weekend, and<br />

was sure to grab my parachute to<br />

pack it ready for my release. The day I<br />

checked out, I called my mates and met<br />

them at one of our local cliffs. No stops<br />

for lunch, fuel, anything… I needed to<br />

prove to myself I could still do it!<br />

Standing on that edge again, fresh from<br />

multiple fractures was like my first<br />

jump all over again and I didn’t slow<br />

down… Au contraire…… I packed my<br />

toys and my mate joined me on a<br />

road trip for my last 4 days in Europe,<br />

before I had to fly out to start a new<br />

work contract in Azerbaijan. We drove<br />

from Austria to Slovenia and Croatia,<br />

jumping and paragliding. Then upon<br />

landing in Azerbaijan on the fifth<br />

day, the weather was perfect and my<br />

boss’s apartment was looking right at a<br />

building with a 75 metre crane above<br />

a football field. Time to get cracking!<br />

5 days, 5 jumps, 2 paragliding flights,<br />

4 countries, 2 continents! Talk about<br />

getting straight back on the horse!<br />

I think base jumping is a very, very<br />

positive sport and should be recognised<br />

for the valour and balls of steel you<br />

have! What you do is inspirational.<br />

Have you any plans to push this<br />

forward as a sport and offer education<br />

on your training/preparation, etc. Do<br />

you hold any workshops or seminars?<br />

I don’t think I will find myself in the position<br />

of offering a course or workshop. But if I<br />

meet someone who is capable of learning<br />

and is prepared to invest the required<br />

effort, I may mentor that person. I prefer<br />

old school - if he/she has paid me zero<br />

money to learn, and I feel for any reason<br />

that their continued practising of the sport<br />

will endanger themselves, someone else,<br />

or the sport’s reputation, then I am under<br />

no obligation to continue their training,<br />

morally or otherwise. Seminars, possibly,<br />

but they would be more focused on a<br />

positive lifestyle, and changing the way we<br />

work, live, travel, eat, think, etc. rather than<br />

just about jumping. Occasionally, when I<br />

work as an English teacher, in Austria, I talk<br />

with the children about sports and getting<br />

past fear, thinking/living outside the box<br />

and expanding their horizons. I hope I<br />

have had some kind of impact on them,<br />

and therefore the next generation.<br />

PHOTOGRAPH BY: Brett Kistler - http://www.clearviewstudios.com/<br />

ISSUE 5 VOLUME 1 Page 20

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