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<strong>Siouxland</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> | Converse /27<br />

Maslow Inspired Job Perks<br />

By Tony Micheals<br />

Here’s my confession.<br />

I went to college with the express interest<br />

in becoming an Industrial / Organizational<br />

Psychologist. Instead, my path veered towards<br />

gossiping on the radio about cooked up<br />

controversies centered on country stars and<br />

where to get the best pizza in <strong>Siouxland</strong>.<br />

However, I still have a vested interest in how to improve<br />

the atmosphere and workflow of an office.<br />

I read a lot of articles posted on Linkedin about how<br />

to attract and maintain the BEST employees. Most of<br />

them get it right. Provide positive feedback, encourage<br />

creativity, don’t make employees want to weep in the<br />

bathroom, yada, yada, yada.<br />

On a recent “Career Day” at Cardinal Elementary in<br />

South Sioux City, a 5th grader asked me what I love<br />

most about my job. At the time, I said chatting on the<br />

radio with interesting people like Garth Brooks and<br />

Taylor Swift. Surprisingly, T Swizzle received a much<br />

better reaction. Have they not heard of “The Thunder<br />

Rolls”? His songs should totally be in the syllabus.<br />

However, after more thought, another work highlight<br />

is awaiting the announcement over the inter-office<br />

telephone paging system saying, “It’s FREE FOOD FRIDAY<br />

in the break room!” In the hierarchy of job perks, this is at<br />

the top of the pyramid with self-actualization, my personal<br />

favorite.<br />

Imagine the possibilities if managers in <strong>Siouxland</strong> all<br />

participated in FREE FOOD FRIDAYS? Morale would be<br />

boosted and absenteeism would take a nosedive…at least<br />

until early afternoon. I heard Tulsa, Oklahoma recently<br />

enacted an initiative targeted to individuals working<br />

remotely where they could dole up a $10,000 bonus to<br />

stimulate the economy. Just imagine if Sioux City became<br />

the work for food capital of the country? Retention<br />

bonuses in the form of Charley Boys, Sneaky’s Chicken<br />

and La Juanita’s every Friday.<br />

Free Food Friday. Are your ready for it?<br />

Tony Michaels, KSUX Morning Show guy /<br />

avid eater / Taylor Swift apologist<br />

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