LM Times Oct 7 2019

First Trail Rated, now
Track Rated
In my opinion, Jeep is the best brand under the Chrysler umbrella, and not by
just a little bit, but hands down. Think about it, what competes with Jeep? You
can get a Silverado or an F150 instead of a Ram, and the Challenger can easily
be replaced with a Mustang or a Camaro. Sure, there’s other SUV’s out there,
but there isn’t one that I’d consider putting through the paces that some people
put their Jeeps through. “Trail Rated”, it says that right on the side, and not just
on some cheese ball vinyl decal, but on a hard, 3D emblem. Can the Chevy or
the Ford go off-road without a second guess? How about the Honda, Toyota, Kia,
Volkswagen, Subaru, or Nissan? They might be able to, but it’s not stamped into
the side like it is on the Jeep. When I picture capable vehicles
being air-dropped into a war zone, my go-to first thought
certainly isn’t a Ford Explorer or Chevy Trailblazer. Jeep
has been around forever, and will always be my first thought
when someone talks about getting down the muddiest road
they’ve ever seen, or getting to the top of the highest hill.
Jeep has proven that they’re more than capable on the trail,
so they can now focus on proving themselves in an area well
outside of their usual stomping grounds: the track.
In an exercise of absolute absurdity, a few years ago,
Chrysler decided that they needed an SRT version of everything.
The SX2.0 got a supercharged four-banger and Viper
seats, making it the SRT-4. Later, the Caliber replaced it, and
was also available in SRT-4 trim. A Ram with a Hemi is fine, but a Ram with a
Viper V10 under the hood is an SRT-10, a gas-guzzling, tire-smoking, vulgar display
of unplantable power. I think every Viper wore the SRT logo, as there wasn’t
a Viper sold that was tame enough not to be of SRT performance. The Charger,
Challenger, and even the Chrysler 300 were all available with a big, nasty
Hemi and an SRT badge. It got so absurd, that even the Jeep Grand Cherokee
was equipped with its own big, nasty Hemi, and dual exhaust that replaced the
trailer hitch, which I personally thought was a nice touch. In yet another wave of
“we’re going to put this new engine in everything”, Chrysler has once again put
the knife to the Jeep Grand Cherokee, and created the Trackhawk. Basically, it’s
an aggressive looking all-wheel drive Jeep Grand Cherokee with a seven-hundred
and seven horsepower Hellcat engine under the hood. It’s supposed to get
seventeen miles-per-gallon, and go zero-to-sixty in three-and-a-half seconds.
Also, it’s got exhaust in a conventional location, so you can tow with it. The price
for something like this is over a hundred grand, but if you’re sold on owning
one, it may be worth it, as it has the attention of a pretty big hitter. Remember
last week when I said Ferrari wanted to have the world’s fastest SUV? The
Trackhawk is the one that they’ll have to try and take the title from. Who would
have ever thought Jeep would be competing with Ferrari, and winning? For
now, anyways.
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find your place among a special
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week.
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