NG15 July/August 2020
Local business directory and community magazine.
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Top Tips<br />
Recipe holder<br />
What’s red and moves up and down?<br />
A tomato in a lift!<br />
L James<br />
Knock knock<br />
Who’s there?<br />
Rabbit<br />
Rabbit who?<br />
Rabbit up neatly it’s a birthday present!<br />
N Clark<br />
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows<br />
too high.<br />
She looked surprised!<br />
B Jenkins<br />
Cat’s<br />
Use a pants hanger on a kitchen cupboard to hold<br />
your recipes while you cook.<br />
G Hurrell<br />
Iced wine<br />
Pour leftover wine into ice cube trays & freeze. Pop<br />
one into risotto or Bolognese for a lovely flavour.<br />
M Clark<br />
TopJokes<br />
Crackers<br />
Fresh bedding<br />
Put your duvet cover in a pillow<br />
case with a tumble dryer sheet to<br />
keep it smelling nice.<br />
C Booth<br />
Bristle softener<br />
New toothbrush too hard on your gums? Rinse it under<br />
warm water when cleaning your teeth.<br />
T Ward<br />
Crunchy celery<br />
Celery doesn’t last long in the fridge so to retain the<br />
crisp texture wrap it in kitchen foil and then it stays<br />
crunchy for ages!<br />
M Donaldson<br />
What can you serve but not use?<br />
A tennis ball<br />
P Bell<br />
How do you make a fruit punch?<br />
You give it boxing lessons!<br />
L Molly<br />
Why do ducks have feathers?<br />
To cover their quack!!!<br />
H Michael<br />
Knock knock<br />
Who’s there?<br />
Boo!<br />
Boo hoo?<br />
Don’t cry it’s only a joke!<br />
M Clark<br />
WINNING<br />
ENTRY<br />
Safe weed killer<br />
Mix a few tablespoons of<br />
salt with a jug of boiling<br />
water to kill pesky weeds<br />
popping up between<br />
your paving.<br />
F. Martin<br />
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Send me your top tip or joke for inclusion in the next mag.<br />
The best one will win a £20 Amazon voucher!!<br />
Please email your entries to cat@ngmagazines.org.uk<br />
and include your name, address & tel no.
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