Alice Vol. 2 No. 1
Published by UA Student Media in Spring 2017.
Published by UA Student Media in Spring 2017.
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thy<br />
stories<br />
the weekend with her Mormon aunt<br />
and uncle. We kept trying to be alone.<br />
Then her uncle, wearing a pumpkin<br />
mask, opened her door and whispered<br />
‘I’m watching you.’ It was Halloween<br />
weekend. Then we made out on their<br />
roof and they never found out.’”<br />
–Alex, 21<br />
WET’N’WILD<br />
“Me and my first college boyfriend<br />
were taking a shower together at his<br />
mom’s supposedly empty house. We<br />
heard the front door open and we both<br />
are like, ‘Uhhh…’ His family is super<br />
religious and his mom would have really<br />
freaked out if she knew what was<br />
going on. She knocked on the bathroom<br />
door and asked to come in (maybe<br />
weird?) and the dude told me to get<br />
down and hide. <strong>No</strong>t much room to hide<br />
in a tub, but I tried to make myself as<br />
small and quiet as possible. They had<br />
a conversation about dinner, and he<br />
came up with some excuse for why my<br />
car was in the driveway. I hid in there<br />
for a good 20 minutes till his mom left.<br />
Later that day we all went to Cracker<br />
Barrel together - it’s their favorite<br />
restaurant.”<br />
–Talia, 23<br />
WEDDING BELLS<br />
“The first time I met my ex’s parents<br />
was three weeks after we matched on<br />
Tinder when I went to his brother’s<br />
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