Dirt & Trail Aug2020

EDITOR: ROLEY FOLEY
THE TEAM:
Here’s a lockdown issue that is jam
packed with all kinds of motorcycle
stuff. We hope that you enjoy.
The manufacturers and importers
have certainly not been sleeping during
lockdown.
We welcome Kyle Lawrenson back -
he and Tazz have just have a baby boy
Caleb, so he made the responsible
choice and came back to help out with
the magazines.
We say cheers to our designer Rob
Portman who is taking off to do his own
thing.
Good luck Rob and thanks for all of the
great years.
Here’s a funny for the month.
80-year old motorcyclist George went
for his annual physical.
All of his tests came back with normal
results. Dr. Smith said, “George,
everything looks great physically.
How are you doing mentally and
emotionally? Are you at peace with
yourself, and do you have a good
relationship with God?”
George replied, “God and me are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight from
all the wind in my eyes after all these
years of riding dirtbikes, so he’s fixed
it so that when I get up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom *poof*
the light goes on, when I’m done *poof*
the light goes off.”
“Wow!” commented Dr. Smith, “That’s
incredible!”
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called
George’s wife. “Ethel,” he said, “George
is doing fine. Physically he’s great. But,
I had to call because I’m in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he
gets up during the night and *poof* the
light goes on in the bathroom, and then
when he is through *poof* the light
goes off?”
Ethel exclaimed, “Oh, NO! He’s peeing
in the refrigerator again!”
Have a great riding month!!
EDITOR:
Glenn Foley
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