Dirt & Trail Aug2020
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People from the coastal areas, farms, small towns,<br />
other cities, other countries and possibly every other<br />
place in the entire universe might thoroughly disagree,<br />
but Jo’Burg is a truly lekker place. We have no sea, no<br />
newsworthy scenery, no long-standing history, and our<br />
architecture is mediocre at best, but it is a great place<br />
to live.<br />
The people are some of the friendliest on earth,<br />
there is a plethora of good places to wine and dine,<br />
anything you need – even at 2am on Christmas Day – is<br />
available and it has a feel-good vibe. People might not<br />
believe me, but when you’ve lived here your entire<br />
life then everywhere else, even with towering heights<br />
of magnificence, seas of aquamarine delight and<br />
buildings aged in splendour, feels somehow lacking.<br />
Don’t recommend it to friends from abroad as a<br />
place to visit on their holidays – Cape Town takes<br />
that honour – but as a place to live and work, there is<br />
nowhere finer.<br />
With that said, it has one massive drawback – snow.<br />
Or the lack thereof. There was a particular lack of<br />
powdery, white gold while I was growing up. I would<br />
lie atop my bunk bed in my room staring lustfully at<br />
my Calvin and Hobbes comic (I was a nerd) and their<br />
adventures aboard their toboggan and then looking<br />
hopelessly outside at the sunny, winter landscape and<br />
the heartbreakingly mild temperatures. This has left a<br />
psychological hole in my existence, one I intended to fill.<br />
The news broke on a Thursday morning, as<br />
shivering blue hands held a cracking newspaper<br />
aloft. The headlines were unmistakable: “Heavy Snow<br />
Warning This Weekend!”<br />
I checked my calendar and found it to be full of<br />
important things that needed doing, so I buried the<br />
calendar in the yard and phoned KTM.<br />
Team Orange has joined the ranks of small<br />
adventure providers with their 390 Adventure, a bike<br />
that triggers the question: what took you so bloody<br />
long? The 390 Duke has become a legend in its own<br />
right, and the adventure equivalent can only be good.<br />
Despite this, the 390 Adventure has also joined the<br />
ranks of other small-capacity adventure machines<br />
receiving criticism and ridicule from “real” adventure<br />
riders who see them as some sort of gimmicks built<br />
out of recycled toilet paper in Indian sweatshops.<br />
Weirdly, to these people, the 390 Duke is excellent, and<br />
the 390 Adventure somehow isn’t.<br />
Flying in the face of social media idiocy, the 390<br />
Adventure flew down the R57 with the smog of<br />
Sasolburg shrinking ever smaller in the horizon behind<br />
it, and the vastness of the Free State growing mightier<br />
ahead. The bike was cruising merrily between 130km/h<br />
and 140km/h, a fact that was doubtful when I first<br />
picked the bike up. Through Joburg traffic, it felt plucky,<br />
but it seemed to get revvy as it approached 120.<br />
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