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But the CRUELEST thing about all of
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SATURDAY, JANUARY 11For once, I’m
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THE FAMILY RECIPE I WROTE BACK IN S
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Suddenly the weather felt so tropic
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Notepad for capturing my brilliant
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I just HATED when he did that to me
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 14Right now I’m
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“How many of you have NEVER worke
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“I see.” Mr. Zimmerman sighed.
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Since she’d been in tears for mos
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Somebody PLEASE help me . . . .!!
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Everyone else was busy working. But
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Brandon made a face and glanced at
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I took one look at it and gasped. S
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ME, CHASING MR. ZIMMERMAN!!I had fi
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That girl is beyond RUTHLESS!First
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OMG! Those were two of the nicest c
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coffee cups . . . .ME, AS ONE OF TH
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OFF WITH MY HEAD!I was SO excited,
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“OMG!” I gasped as I stared in
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Thanks to Chloe and Zoey, I now hav
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SATURDAY, JANUARY 18ARGH!!I feel ju
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“Oh, sorry!” I cleared my throa
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SUNDAY, JANUARY 19Since Brianna did
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If you’d seen that crazy look in
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People were screaming and waving mo
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EXERCISE #2: PUSH-UPS
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EXERCISE #4: CRUNCHESSee what I mea
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TOTAL STRANGERS RUDELY GAWKING AT M
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There was a letter in there, too!An
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I was pretty happy with my answer.
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This next letter could have been wr
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This next letter was a very deep an
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I can hardly believe that when the
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22“Dear Miss K
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I was really anxious to see how tha
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I was like, Just great ! My advice
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 23Had I been anyo
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FRIDAY, JANUARY 24OMG! OMG! OMG!I j
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BRANDON AND ME, HAVING A REALLY DEE
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SATURDAY, JANUARY 25Brandon’s bir
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ZOEY AND I ARE SO EMBARRASSED!After
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I could think of several words to d
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SUNDAY, JANUARY 26Answering all the
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Okay, I admit it STILL needs a litt
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When I turned back to my laptop, I
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I hated to admit it, but Brianna wa
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“What is this?” I cried angrily
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But the most exciting news today ca
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 29I should be as
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I just looked at that girl like she
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After MacKenzie talks to Principal
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Caper.Since it was getting toward t
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anguish?”That’s when I threw up
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I shrugged. “No, not really.”I
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Another strange thing was the timin
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FRIDAY, JANUARY 31OMG! OMG! OMG!All
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DISNEY WORLD!!BRIANNA AND HER FRIEN
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Sorry, MacKenzie and Jessica !!Chlo
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MY DAD HAD JUST CRASHED MY PARTY!!A
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“Hi, Nikki! Boy, am I glad to hea
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I hugged my BFFs, Chloe and Zoey, s
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OMG! Had he seen me at Theo’s hou
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Rachel Renée Russell is an attorne
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