Dork Diaries 5 Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All ( PDFDrive )

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What better way to start things off than with me and my two BFFs having a WILD and CRAZY New Year’s Eve pajama party at Zoey’shouse?We pigged out on pizza, double-chocolate cupcakes, M&M’s, and ice-cream sundaes, and then washed it all down with soda.Soon we were giggling hysterically and bouncing off the walls from a major sugar buzz.We were having WAAAY too much FUN painting our nails funky colors and playing TRUTH OR DARE to watch some lame disco-ball thingydrop in Times Square on TV.“Zoey! Truth or dare?” Chloe asked, locking her eyes on Zoey with an eager grin.“Truth!” she answered.CHLOE, ZOEY, AND ME, EATING JUNK FOOD AND PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE“I have a really good one!” Chloe squealed. “It’s SOOO romantic and from my FAVE book! Okay, who would you rather kiss, Deadly DoodleDude or Hunk Finn?!”“Oh! That’s easy!” Zoey giggled. “I pick Hunk Finn. He’s the sensitive artist type and supercute.”“Yeah, but Deadly Doodle Dude is so . . . morbidly . . . beautiful and intensely . . . doodley,” Chloe gushed.
That’s when I almost choked on my pizza.I know my BFF is a hopeless romantic, and I love her to death. But sometimes I worry that her TEETH might be BRIGHTER than SHE is.Crushing on a DOODLEY guy is just so . . . WRONG!I mean, is that even a REAL word?!If I was going to create the perfect guy, he would be KIND, have a good sense of HUMOR, and be adorably CUTE (just like my crush,Brandon). . . .ME, MIXING UP THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE MY DREAM GUY“Your turn, Nikki,” Zoey said, and turned to me. “Truth or dare?”“Oooh! I have a really good one!” Chloe exclaimed.A wicked grin spread across her face as she whispered in Zoey’s ear.
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Page 11 and 12: I just stared at Zoey and gasped. I
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Page 23 and 24: FRIDAY, JANUARY 3So, where was I be
Page 25 and 26: “Yeah, but the Truth or Dare game
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Page 30 and 31: I wanted to say, Um . . . NEVER MIN
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Page 34 and 35: “MacKenzie, I already apologized
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SUNDAY, JANUARY 12I can’t believe
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MONDAY, JANUARY 13Today is the big
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BRANDON AND I DISCUSS ME JOINING TH
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Hey! That girl started this war, bu
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His hair was messy, and the stubble
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Okay! There was no question about i
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It was like MacKenzie had totally b
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“And last but not least, we’re
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 15OMG! That meet
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However, since I’m actually a ver
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“Go ahead.” He frowned. “You
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Mostly because I needed to keep an
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I grabbed my notepad and pen and wa
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 16All day I’ve
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When Zimmerman saw me walk in, he j
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“Um, okay. But I don’t think I
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FRIDAY, JANUARY 17Today was officia
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That girl was basically a middle sc
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One thing is for certain, Chloe and
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Those two bags of chocolate bars se
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“Forget it!” I said, and took a
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chocolate—”“SIC ’EM, TATER
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She tore off the wrapper and took a
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MONDAY, JANUARY 20Today in gym clas
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EXERCISE #3: PULL-UPS
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Because between classes I couldn’
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 21All day I’ve b
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I suddenly remembered how shocked I
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A few of my brain cells died just r
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I really need to follow my OWN advi
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Wow! Starstruck actually seemed to
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Hey, I’m just getting warmed up w
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You learn something new every day!
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I buried my face in my math book li
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I wanted to tell her all of my horr
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Okay, I admit my letter was a littl
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I’m just WAY too insecure and afr
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“Are you kidding me?” I cringed
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Even though we were supposed to be
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ME, USING PRETTY MUCH ALL OF MY CAS
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that you want todye your hair purpl
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MONDAY, JANUARY 27I had a bad case
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you know about a newspaper is where
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Then I read the headline on the nex
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 28It took me FOREV
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contribution to the WCD newspaper a
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That’s when MacKenzie stopped mid
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“MacKenzie, you’re a sick littl
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 30When you’re w
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CHLOE, ZOEY, AND I WAIT NERVOUSLY F
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But the funniest part was that her
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We couldn’t thank Marcy enough fo
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And that STINKS!!!!
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Dad explained that although he like
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was 725 Hidden Lake Drive. But what
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Without having to spend ANY of my O
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MAP OF THEO’S HOUSEWhen Dad walke
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But then I turned around, and . . .
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And me sneaking off to meet Dad did
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Only, I don’t think he knows that
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ALSO BYRachel Renée RussellDork Di
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