Dork Diaries 5 Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All ( PDFDrive )

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TUESDAY, JANUARY 7AAAAAAAAAAHH!(That was me screaming!)Right now I’m having a complete meltdown!WHY?Because when I went to breakfast this morning, I saw a strange man in a fancy business suit standing in our kitchen.And get this!My mom handed him a cup of coffee and then gave him a big, fat kiss.Right on the lips!I was about to scream, “MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU’RE MARRIED TO DAD!!”
But then I realized the man WAS my dad!I have to admit, he cleans up really nicely.“Dad, you look great! What’s the occasion?” I asked as I took a huge bite of my strawberry Pop-Tart.“Well, dear, due to Maxwell’s Bug Extermination’s great reputation, I just might have an exciting new business opportunity.” Dad beamedproudly.Hey, I didn’t want to rain on his parade, but the guy rides around town with a six-foot plastic roach on top of his van.I mean, just how GOOD could his rep actually be?!I’m just sayin’!He continued, “I have a meeting this morning with the owner of the most successful property management company in the city, HollisterHoldings, Inc.”At first I just stared at my dad with my eyes practically bulging out of my head.Then I choked and sputtered . . . .
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Page 5 and 6: To my wonderful sisters and BFFs,Da
Page 7 and 8: WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 1OMG! I CANNOT b
Page 9 and 10: That’s when I almost choked on my
Page 11 and 12: I just stared at Zoey and gasped. I
Page 13 and 14: ME, CHLOE, AND ZOEY, NOT LOOKING VE
Page 15 and 16: THURSDAY, JANUARY 2Have you ever ha
Page 17: But another part of me—a very dar
Page 21 and 22: It was the most FUN we’ve had tog
Page 23 and 24: FRIDAY, JANUARY 3So, where was I be
Page 25 and 26: “Yeah, but the Truth or Dare game
Page 27 and 28: Chloe, Zoey, and I froze and looked
Page 30 and 31: I wanted to say, Um . . . NEVER MIN
Page 32 and 33: Just imagine what our lives would b
Page 34 and 35: “MacKenzie, I already apologized
Page 38 and 39: It felt like a huge chunk of pastry
Page 40 and 41: WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 8WHAT in the wor
Page 42 and 43: “Actually, he said I could set my
Page 44 and 45: Which is going to be next to imposs
Page 46 and 47: I just knew Jessica was going to bl
Page 48 and 49: I had to restrain myself from reach
Page 50 and 51: FRIDAY, JANUARY 10I barely got any
Page 52 and 53: ME, GETTING SUPEREMOTIONAL DURING O
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Page 56 and 57: ME, READING OUR SECRET FAMILY RECIP
Page 58: SUNDAY, JANUARY 12I can’t believe
Page 61 and 62: MONDAY, JANUARY 13Today is the big
Page 63 and 64: BRANDON AND I DISCUSS ME JOINING TH
Page 65 and 66: Hey! That girl started this war, bu
Page 67 and 68: His hair was messy, and the stubble
Page 69 and 70: Okay! There was no question about i
Page 71 and 72: It was like MacKenzie had totally b
Page 73 and 74: “And last but not least, we’re
Page 75 and 76: WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 15OMG! That meet
Page 78 and 79: However, since I’m actually a ver
Page 80 and 81: “Go ahead.” He frowned. “You
Page 82 and 83: Mostly because I needed to keep an
Page 84 and 85: I grabbed my notepad and pen and wa
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 16All day I’ve
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When Zimmerman saw me walk in, he j
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“Um, okay. But I don’t think I
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FRIDAY, JANUARY 17Today was officia
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That girl was basically a middle sc
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One thing is for certain, Chloe and
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Those two bags of chocolate bars se
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“Forget it!” I said, and took a
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chocolate—”“SIC ’EM, TATER
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She tore off the wrapper and took a
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MONDAY, JANUARY 20Today in gym clas
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EXERCISE #3: PULL-UPS
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Because between classes I couldn’
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 21All day I’ve b
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I suddenly remembered how shocked I
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A few of my brain cells died just r
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I really need to follow my OWN advi
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Wow! Starstruck actually seemed to
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Hey, I’m just getting warmed up w
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You learn something new every day!
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I buried my face in my math book li
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!!
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I wanted to tell her all of my horr
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Okay, I admit my letter was a littl
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I’m just WAY too insecure and afr
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“Are you kidding me?” I cringed
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Even though we were supposed to be
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ME, USING PRETTY MUCH ALL OF MY CAS
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that you want todye your hair purpl
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MONDAY, JANUARY 27I had a bad case
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you know about a newspaper is where
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Then I read the headline on the nex
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 28It took me FOREV
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contribution to the WCD newspaper a
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That’s when MacKenzie stopped mid
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“MacKenzie, you’re a sick littl
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 30When you’re w
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CHLOE, ZOEY, AND I WAIT NERVOUSLY F
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But the funniest part was that her
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We couldn’t thank Marcy enough fo
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And that STINKS!!!!
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Dad explained that although he like
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was 725 Hidden Lake Drive. But what
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Without having to spend ANY of my O
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MAP OF THEO’S HOUSEWhen Dad walke
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But then I turned around, and . . .
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And me sneaking off to meet Dad did
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Only, I don’t think he knows that
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ALSO BYRachel Renée RussellDork Di
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