Dork Diaries 5 Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All ( PDFDrive )

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ACKNOWLEDGMENTSTo all my Dork Diaries fans—thank you for loving this book series as much as I do. The real Nikki Maxwell is actually YOU! Stay sweet andsmart and always remember to let your inner DORK shine through.Liesa Abrams, the nicest, coolest, dorkiest (is that a word?) editor in the entire world. No matter how crazy things get, you’re forever thecalm voice of reason and a bright ray of sunshine. I ALWAYS look forward to working with you (and your two inner tweens). You’re anauthor’s dream!Lisa Vega, my tireless and supertalented art director. You never cease to amaze me with your snazzy layouts and dorkalicious covers. And ISTILL love your ice skates. Nikki Maxwell says she would LOVE to be your summer student intern !Mara Anastas, Carolyn Swerdloff, Matt Pantoliano, Katherine Devendorf, Paul Crichton, Fiona Simpson, Bethany Buck, Alyson Heller, LaurenForte, Karin Paprocki, Julie Christopher, Lucille Rettino, Mary Marotta and the entire sales team, and everyone at Aladdin/Simon &Schuster. Thank you for making this series the huge success that it is. What you have accomplished is quite mind-blowing.Daniel Lazar, my awesome agent at Writers House, who NEVER sleeps! Thank you for going above and beyond your duties at every turn. Iadore your wicked sense of humor and endless enthusiasm for all things dorky. To put it simply . . . You ROCK! Also, a special thank-you toTorie for keeping us superorganized and sending me fabulous mail.Maja Nikolic, Cecilia de la Campa, and Angharad Kowal, my foreign rights agents at Writers House, for making Dork Diaries books available tochildren across the globe. I say “thank you” in thirty-two languages (so far)!Nikki Russell, my supertalented assistant artist, and Erin Russell, my supertalented assistant writer. I really cherish the time we all spendtogether creating our wacky Dork Diaries world. You make writing these books so much FUN that it almost doesn’t seem like work. Hugs,kisses, and lots of love from Mom!Sydney James, Cori James, Presli James, Arianna Robinson, and Mikayla Robinson, my nieces, for being brutal critique partners and willing towork for a weekend-long pajama party with endless junk food.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 1OMG! I CANNOT believe I’m actually going to go through with this!It’s supposed to be just a little prank. But I have to admit, I’m a little worried. I really need to think about the consequences of my actions.Because if something goes wrong, there’s a chance SOMEONE could actually end up . . . DEAD!YES, that’s correct. DEAD !!Namely . . . ME! Because if my parents find out about this stupid stunt I’m planning to pull, they’re going to KILL me!It all started when Chloe, Zoey, and I decided to have a sleepover during our winter break from school.We excitedly counted down the seconds to midnight . . . . “TEN . . . NINE . . . EIGHT . . . SEVEN . . . SIX . . . FIVE . . . FOUR . . .THREE . . . TWO . . . ONE . . . ”CHLOE, ZOEY, AND I CELEBRATE!!I was really looking forward to a brand-new year. Mainly because last year was filled with SO much drama.
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ME, READING OUR SECRET FAMILY RECIP
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SUNDAY, JANUARY 12I can’t believe
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MONDAY, JANUARY 13Today is the big
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BRANDON AND I DISCUSS ME JOINING TH
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Hey! That girl started this war, bu
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His hair was messy, and the stubble
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Okay! There was no question about i
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It was like MacKenzie had totally b
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“And last but not least, we’re
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 15OMG! That meet
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However, since I’m actually a ver
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“Go ahead.” He frowned. “You
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Mostly because I needed to keep an
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I grabbed my notepad and pen and wa
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 16All day I’ve
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When Zimmerman saw me walk in, he j
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“Um, okay. But I don’t think I
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FRIDAY, JANUARY 17Today was officia
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That girl was basically a middle sc
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One thing is for certain, Chloe and
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Those two bags of chocolate bars se
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“Forget it!” I said, and took a
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chocolate—”“SIC ’EM, TATER
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She tore off the wrapper and took a
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MONDAY, JANUARY 20Today in gym clas
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EXERCISE #3: PULL-UPS
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Because between classes I couldn’
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 21All day I’ve b
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I suddenly remembered how shocked I
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A few of my brain cells died just r
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I really need to follow my OWN advi
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Wow! Starstruck actually seemed to
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Hey, I’m just getting warmed up w
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You learn something new every day!
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I buried my face in my math book li
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I wanted to tell her all of my horr
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Okay, I admit my letter was a littl
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I’m just WAY too insecure and afr
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“Are you kidding me?” I cringed
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Even though we were supposed to be
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ME, USING PRETTY MUCH ALL OF MY CAS
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that you want todye your hair purpl
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MONDAY, JANUARY 27I had a bad case
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you know about a newspaper is where
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Then I read the headline on the nex
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 28It took me FOREV
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contribution to the WCD newspaper a
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That’s when MacKenzie stopped mid
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“MacKenzie, you’re a sick littl
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 30When you’re w
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CHLOE, ZOEY, AND I WAIT NERVOUSLY F
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But the funniest part was that her
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We couldn’t thank Marcy enough fo
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And that STINKS!!!!
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Dad explained that although he like
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was 725 Hidden Lake Drive. But what
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Without having to spend ANY of my O
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MAP OF THEO’S HOUSEWhen Dad walke
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But then I turned around, and . . .
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And me sneaking off to meet Dad did
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Only, I don’t think he knows that
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