Dork Diaries 5 Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All ( PDFDrive )

I had to restrain myself from reaching over and SLAPPING that girl SILLY.
I would never, ever egg anyone or anything because it’s wrong.
But right then I was so MAD at MacKenzie for being such a deceitful, manipulative, pathological LIAR that I couldn’t help but imagine what
I’d love to do with a dozen eggs . . . .
“Okay, MacKenzie. And what if someone DOESN’T come up with invites . . . ?” I asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just write about the entire event in my little gossip column—er, I mean Fashion and Current Events column for
the school newspaper. Once Principal Winston finds out, SOMEONE is going to be suspended! That’s for sure. So it’s YOUR choice.”
Hey, you do the crime, you do the time. Toilet-papering MacKenzie’s yard was wrong, and I don’t mind doing after-school detention for it. I
totally deserve that.
But no one threw eggs or destroyed her property.
And MacKenzie making up malicious LIES to get us suspended unless we cough up party invites is just WRONG on so many levels!
Losing my WCD scholarship because my dad decides to work full-time for MacKenzie’s dad is really BAD! But the possibility of Brandon
getting kicked out of school because of MY stupid prank would be horrendously UNFAIR!
There’s just no way I can let this happen.
There has to be SOMETHING I can do to stop MacKenzie?!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!