Dork Diaries 5 Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All ( PDFDrive )

FRIDAY, JANUARY 10
I barely got any sleep last night.
I just lay there, wide awake, trying to figure out how to stop MacKenzie.
I realize I could simply ask BEG Brandon to invite MacKenzie and Jessica to his party.
But then it would be MY fault if those snobby little drama queens RUINED his birthday.
I wouldn’t blame Brandon for wondering whether I was a true friend of his or just a mindless little puppet for MacKenzie.
So my ONLY option is to try and get a position on the school newspaper.
That way, I could at least try to stop her from printing stuff in her gossip column about Brandon, Chloe, Zoey, and me that could get us
kicked out of school.
If I kept a really close eye on MacKenzie, I could shut her down BEFORE she made any trouble, by reporting her to the newspaper adviser.
The BAD news is that I know nothing whatsoever about writing for a school newspaper. Except for maybe THREE things:
1. It has writing, and I’m seriously addicted to writing in my diary.
2. It has comic strips and cartoons, and I’m seriously addicted to drawing.
3. It has my crush, Brandon, and I’m seriously addicted to him.